by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

We're all about some food porn on the Internet these days. We'll admit it.

It's obnoxious and we know it but we do it anyway. After all, no one really cares about that juicy steak and side of asparagus you just consumed.

And that picture of your fancy cheesecake? Well, that's just plain mean.

Food porn like this is bad, but then there's food porn to the extreme. Those are the pictures using food as props. This is food porn at its worst.

And there is, quite simply, no way you just ate that.

It's so implausible that one Instagram user is taking those guilty of committing these crimes against food to task. Give You Did Not Eat That a warm welcome!

Kourtney Kardashian vs. That Fried Thing on a Fork
Kourtney Kardashian IS pregnant, so MAYBE she ate that fried thing on a fork. But probably not.

The hilarious account scours Instagram for pictures of people posing with everything from cheeseburgers to bite-sized macarons (SO MANY MACARONS).

All using the food as props for their pictures. Ridiculous, zany props they totally did not consume. Take a look at 15 classic examples above and say it with us:

You Did Not Eat That.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

A major uproar broke out this week after Interview Magazine published a picture of Kendall Jenner topless.

But let's be honest: this reality star wasn't the first famous female to ditch her shirt for a national magazine spread... or the second... or the third... or the fourth...

You get the idea.

Kendall is only 18, of course, yet plenty of celebrities have gone half-birthday suit style in order to leave their racy mark on readers.

Some might be obvious (hi, Miley Cyrus!), some might be surprising (really, Celine Dion?!?) and some might be cast members on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

So sit back, try to control your drool and click through 43 steamy images of well-known women going topless in various publications:

Miley Cyrus Topless Cover
Miley Cyrus isn't wearing a shirt for this cover of Rolling Stone. What do you think of the racy pic?

by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

It's no secret that Miley Cyrus loves Instagram. Every day (sometimes multiple times a day), she gifts the world with some sort of visual that the rest of just aren't high enough to understand.

Whether it's video of Miley smoking weed and bugging out to dubstep, or doctored photos like the ones in the gallery below, every Instagram post of Miley's begs the question, "What is going on with this girl?"

Miley Cyrus in a Wig
Miley Cyrus is rocking a rainbow wig for this Instagram photo. It's definitely a different look for the artist.

Sure the surrealist images above are probably just Miley's stoned attempts at being funny or artsy or whatever, but the sheer number of them raises concerns.

How much time does this girl have on her hands?! Isn't she in the middle of a world tour?

Yes, she is...and ticket sales for her Bangerz tour have been plummeting as of late, so Miley may want to think about unplugging from the social networks, putting down the bong, and working to save her ailing career.

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by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

In the real world, there are two rules to follow for a healthy work environment:

  1. Don't steal someone else's food from the fridge.
  2. Don't date your coworkers.

Both make for awkward water cooler run-ins and should probably be avoided.

Unless, of course, you're a famous movie star who dates other famous movie stars and you decide to date your coworkers. Then things just get interesting and awkward.

Especially when the characters you're portraying are together on screen.

Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum
Channing Tatum met now-wife Jenna Dewan on the set of Step Up. She was totally impressed by his moves.

Why? LOVE SCENES. Look no further than Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut to see what we mean. Pretty sure Keith Urban's neeeeeever watching THAT movie.

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New Miley Cyrus footage has hit the Internet.

No, the artist isn't smoking weed or bugging out this time around.

Nor is she drinking vodka and rapping and causing much concern across her Instagram fan base.

Instead, a track that did not make the final “Bangerz” cut has been leaked over the Internet.

It is titled “Pretty Girls (Fun),” it is produced by Mike WiLL Made I and it features the vocal work of E-40, Juicy J and Ty Dolla $ign.

Clocking in at under two-and-a-half minutes, the song appears to be unfinished. But it's still worth a listen if you're a Miley supporter:

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To paraphrase Jonah Hill, whose gay slur at a photographer went viral today, being good at making movies does not make one good at being a famous person.

Celebrity status and paparazzi attention go hand-in-hand. Sometimes to the point of hand-to-hand combat if you're Kanye West. It's a very weird dichotomy.

Some celebs have dealing with paps down to a science and even use it to their advantage (Kim Kardashian). Others rarely keep their cool (Justin Bieber).

Others still, like Jonah, aren't famous enough to get used to being hounded, but are still famous enough to get harassed occassionally and make a bad decision.

Then there's Alec Baldwin, who's in his own league.

Take a look at all of the above, and many more stars who have had memorable paparazzi clashes they wish they could take back (or not) below:

Bald Britney Spears Attacks Paparazzi
A bald Britney Spears rages against the paparazzi in early 2007. Glad to see she's gotten her life back under control.

by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Miley Cyrus' Instagram has always been a wonderful web destination complete with all the clouds of weed smoke and weird teddy bear imagery that have gained her millions of fans and caused billions of others to shake their heads in disbelief.

These days, however, the weirdness has been "turnt up," as Miley would say, to the point that some fans have begun wondering in the comment boards what exactly Miley is smoking.

"I drink vodka!" Miley excitedly exclaims at the beginning of the above video. She then proceeds to "rap" which in Mileyworld apparently means just sorta talking in time with a beat, without showing much concern for if your words actually rhyme.

Miley's weed-smoking video from yesterday raised concerns that the 21-year-old singer might be hittin' the herb harder than usual these days.

The videos that have followed beg the question of what else she's getting high on:

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Miley Cyrus was the victim of a home robbery a few days ago, with thieves making off with expensive items such as her $135,000 Maserati.

And while Miley didn't seem too bothered by the incident in her latest Instagram video, smoking weed and having a grand time, authorities have good news for the young artist:

Her vehicle has been found!

"The Maserati taken from the Cyrus residence has been recovered in the city of Simi Valley," the Los Angeles Police Department said in a statement last night. "No suspects are in custody at this time. The investigation is ongoing."

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Miley Cyrus enjoys smoking weed. No secret there. In fact, at this point in her career, the only thing that's surprising about the singer's stoned Instagram videos is why she seems so intent on showing the whole world how much the former Hannah Montana loves her Maui Wowie.

The video above is one of Miley's most recent Instagram posts and, like so many of her videos, it features her puffing on a joint. This one also has her dancing or faking a seizure to dub step music for some reason.

Miley encouraged her audience to do drugs while performing in London recently, a fact that understandably upset the many parents who were in attendance with their young children.

Some industry analysts believe the disappointing sales on Miley's Bangerz tour may have something to do with the singer's not-so-family-friendly rants about casual sex and drug use. 

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For the second time in seven months, Miley Cyrus has been the victim of a burglary.

With the artist in Sweden Friday performing on her Bangerz Tour, the Los Angeles Police Department responded to reports of a male and female scaling the fence of her Los Angeles property and making off with some rather expensive items. 

Miley Cyrus with a Fake Penis

"The suspects were able to gain access into the residence and garage," the police said via statement. "They removed property including jewelry and a 2014 White, 4-door, Maserati Quattroporte. No one was home at the time of the burglary."

That's good, at least, lest there be potential for personal harm.

But the Maserati is worth $135,000. That's less good.

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