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Because she's that big of a star these days, it's been all over the Internet this week that Miley Cyrus' dog died.

The singer described her pain over the loss as "unbearable" and Miley even broke down on stage at one point, overcome with grief. 

A bit melodramatic, sure, but we understand. Losing a pet can be tough, particularly when the death happens in a violent, unexpected fashion as we just learned was the case with Miley's dog, Floyd.

A backup dancer posted a comment on Instagram about Floyd, expressing his condolences (seriously, when celebrities mourn, the whole world mourns.

But when a friend commented on it asking what happened, the dancer accidentally revealed that the dog was killed by a coyote.

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Miley Cyrus has basically made public nudity into a career, but the folks at Devil's Film apparently think the world still hasn't seen enough of the ex-Disney star's skin, so they've given us Molly's Wrecking Ballz, an ingeniously titled porn based on Miley's life and twerks.

  • Molly's Wrecking Ballz Poster
  • Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball Pic

The film stars Miley May, a pornstar who seems to have made a name for herself based solely on her resemblance to the other Miley. 

The trailer features Miley getting down with look-alikes resembling Justin Bieber, Liam Hemsworth, Robin Thicke, Justin Timberlake and even Beyonce. Wow, porn Miley makes real-world Miley look like a nun.

In their ongoing effort to cash in on whatever's popular, adult film companies have produced porn parodies of Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones and just about everything else that exists.

Needless to say, this kind of film is nothing new. Even so, when talk of a "Miley sex tape" hit Twitter, the Internet went wild with rumors. 

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Miley Cyrus has given fans many memorable moments over the course of her Bangerz tour.

She ate someone's thong. She simulated oral sex on a Bill Clinton impersonator. She often spit all over audience members.

But the singer gave attendees something else to remember in Boston last night... for a very sad reason.

Just hours after telling the world that her dog, Floyd, died and opening up about her unbearable pain, Cyrus took to the stage in Boston - and totally broke down.

Watch now as Miley dedicates "Landslide" to her late canine and barely gets through it as the tears pour down:

Insiders say Cyrus actually cried during multiple parts of the concert, with sister Noah having to come out at one point and comfort here. Sad stuff.

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This is so not what Miley Cyrus needs today.

With the artist mourning her dead dog Floyd, Life & Style has come out with a new cover story that claims Miley is PREGNANT & SCARED.

For real, the tabloid alleges that after months of “one-night stands and out-of-control antics,” the singer could be facing the "ultimate consequence: pregnancy!"

Miley Cyrus: Pregnant and Scared?

And is this ultimate consequence ever became a reality, a so-called friend says Cyrus would have quite the dilemma on her hands.

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When Miley Cyrus isn't busy smoking weed with Wiz Khalifa, she occasionally gets down to writing and recording music. And some of it is pretty good.

Take Miley's hit "Wrecking Ball," for example. The singer's breakup ballad tore up the charts when it was released in August and now a country-fied cover version by the Dixie Chicks is going viral and wowing YouTubers. 

You may remember the Dixie Chicks, George W. Bush controversy from several years back, and while the band has been flying low on most folks' radar since then, it seems they're still drawing crowds and taking country music to interesting new places.

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This not so just in: Miley Cyrus loves to smoke pot.

The singer, who has expressed her affection for marijuana in the past and who even lit up on stage at the EMAs last year, has collaborated on multiple occasions with Wiz Khalifa.

And, as guest on Arsenio this week, the rapper was asked about the young artist. What is it like to work with Miley?

"Insane, but in a good way, though," Wiz said. "She's just a ball of energy... and she smokes a ton."

Could he be more specific?

"Like every five minutes she kept being like, 'Hey Wiz, you don't have a joint rolled, like what's up?'" the artist said. "She's just blowin' like a train."

HA! We love it. Watch Wiz gush over Miley now:

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Miley Cyrus is not in the mood to Twerk, pose topless or spit on any audience members.

Her dog has passed away.

The 21-year old announced the sad news via Twitter last night, telling followers:

"I don’t wanna say it because I don’t want it to be real… But my precious baby Floyd has passed away.. I am broken."

Cyrus later added another photo (above, right) and another Tweet, making it clear just how difficult this event is to deal with.

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Miley Cyrus and Avril Lavigne are getting into the spirit of April Fool's Day.

No, they aren't pretending that Selena Gomez is pregnant by Justin Bieber. (Sorry.)

Nor are they claiming Kim Kardashian split from Kanye West. (Our bad.)

Instead, the singer are fake fighting over which of them is more popular in Canada.

“F*ck dat Canadian b*tch @avrillavigne,” Miley joked on Twitter while linking to the following Instagram video.

We had no clue these two were even friends, but now we want all Instagram videos to feature Miley and Avril. Check out the fun:

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Most students try to avoid summer school.

But Skidmore College may see a rise in applications this year, thanks to a course offered by Visiting Assistant Professor of Sociology Carolyn Chernoff.

It's titled "The Sociology Of Miley Cyrus."

The Sociology of Miley Cyrus Syllabus

As you can see in the syllabus above, the class will not teach Twerking or spitting on audience members.

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Miley Cyrus has moved past Twerking and on to spitting.

A few days after hurling some saliva-laden water all over concert concert goers in Milwaukee, Cyrus didn't just commit the same act in Atlanta last night.

She proudly put it on display for all to enjoy!

Miley Cyrus Spit Take

"#fuckyeahatlanta," Miley captioned the image above, with props needed to be given for the photographer's timing and clarity.

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