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What does an Oscar winner have in common with a former Jersey Shore cast member?

How can the First Lady of the United States relate to the woman who had sex with Ray J on video camera?

Aside from really weird Instagram photos and a love of revealing their skin to Internet followers, what could Rihanna talk to Miley Cyrus about for hours on end?

The answer to all these questions is one and the same: HAIR.

Nearly all famous females (and a few famous males) have undergone major hairstyle transformations over the past few months, from shortening their locks to dyeing them an unexpected color.

So, in honor of Throwback Thursday, we've collected a number (29, to be exact) of the most radical alterations in the following photo gallery and we're asking readers to consider:

Who is 'doing it right? And who is 'doing it way, way, way wrong?

Lena Dunham Blonde Hair
We can't tell people, can you? Does Lena Dunham have a new hair color?

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Already accused of racism for Twerking with a fake giant butt adorned to her rear end, Miley Cyrus could now face legal charges for doing the same act in concert on Tuesday.

Because she tossed in the addition of a spanking by the Mexican flag on stage.

During one point in the artist’s Monterrey show - which took place on Mexico’s Independence Day - Miley once again donned a prosthetic butt. Her backup dancers then whipped her behind with the flag.

You can see the scandalous act take place here:

As a result, Cyrus being investigated by government officials, as the nation has laws protecting “national emblems, the flag and the national anthem.”

Francisco Trevino Cabello, a member of of the conservative National Action Party, has already come out accused the pop star of “desecration.”

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Ever since Miley Cyrus brought her Bangerz tour to South America, her Instagram page has been weirder than ever. 

Okay, maybe not weirder than ever, since she was posting photos of her semen and weed art exhibit just last week, but there's no denying that Miley's really been letting her freak flag fly since she's been south of the equator.

Sure there's been the usual little people spanking giant transsexuals that we expect from a Miley concert, but lately the candy-colored insanity has included something unexpectedly heartfelt in the form of numerous tributes to Miley's departed pooch Floyd:

  • Miley Cyrus: RIP Floyd
  • Miley Cyrus: Bangerz Dog

Alright, so heartfelt tributes in Miley's world still look like something Barnum & Bailey would dream up in the depths of a peyote binge, but at least she's trying.

On the left is Miley wearing a t-shirt reading, "R.I.P. Floyd," and on the right...well, we're not sure what the hell that is, but she captioned the pic "Floyd," and it kinda looks like a dog with a giant...set of ears.

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If that headline seems a bit confusing, allow us to present you with a picture that's worth several thousand words:

Miley Cyrus Wearing a Miley Cyrus Shirt

Yes, through the magic of Photoshop, Miley Cyrus was able to post a photo of her tween self rocking a t-shirt of her current self smoking a jay.

Miley's Instagram is always a weird place, but never with this latest post, she's really like messin' with our minds, man.

Part of what's so strange about Miley's twerk-tastic career is that we all watched her grow up in the spotlight as a squeaky-clean Disney commodity.

Miley's performance at the 2013 VMAs was essentially her way of driving the final nail into Hannah Montana's coffin, but the transition happened somewhat gradually.

So seeing the very different halves of her career juxtaposed like this is an affront to our senses.

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Suri Cruise. Shiloh Pitt. Nori West. Prince George. Blue Ivy Carter.

These celebrity offspring are the result of two near-perfect specimens coming together to reproduce. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Not perfect.

But they sure do make cute babies. (RIP Joan Rivers.)

We thought we'd take a look at a few other celebrity face mashups to see what the resulting individual might look like. The results? Take a look:

Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick
Is it just us or do Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick make the most beautiful woman in the world?

The results? The results are freaking perfection, that's what!

Seriously, could science just hurry up and figure out a way to let Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick morph genetically and become one person?

It's 2014! Why isn't this possible!?! We have no idea.

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Miley Cyrus kept her clothes on for a performance in San Juan over the weekend.

But now the singer is under fire for wearing something extra on stage.

During a performance of the track "23," Cyrus donned a prosthetic rear end while Twerking, with some in attendance even noting that the fake body part was a darker shade than Miley's skin color.

See for yourself:

Cyrus and a few fellow artists (Katy Perry, Taylor Swift) have drawn ire over the past several months for stereotyping African-American women, either using them as faceless props to Twerk or outwardly mocking them, as Miley appears to be doing here.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Miley Cyrus is a busy lady these days.

Earlier this week she opened the "Dirty Hippie" semen and weed-based art show in NYC, and now she's back on tour in South America. All that and she still finds time to twerk with her mom every weekend. How does she do it?

Anyway, while the Bangerz tour has seen disappointing ticket sales, the critically-acclaimed twerk fest rolls on, with stops in Puerto Rico, Mexico, Brazil, Chile, and Argentina in the next few weeks.

Fortunately, as with everything she does, Miley plans to Instagram the crap out of the tour, and she posted some epic pics from the first stop on the South American leg last night:

Miley Cyrus On Stage
Miley performing in Puerto Rico. Yeah, this stage show should be everyone's bucket list.

Yes, that's Miley twerking for a very tall transgender woman and a very short little person. We're pretty sure this photo actually sums up her entire career.

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Miley Cyrus has had an interesting week.

The singer turned semen into art for a New York City museum exhibit and then celebrated its opening by licking Kris Jenner.

She then took to Instagram yesterday morning to post a picture of herself fully nude and showering, evidently in Puerto Rico.

"F-CK YEAH PUERTO RICAN SHOWER #showeringinnatureisdashitmane," Miley captioned the censored, albeit still NSFW shot, which prompts us to wonder:

Who snapped it?!?

Miley Cyrus Naked in the Shower

At this point, of course, images of Miley Cyrus nude are almost more commonplace than pics of Miley Cyrus with clothes on.

In case you haven't yet heard, the singer can't be tamed.

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In case you haven't heard, Miley Cyrus has turned semen into art for her new NYC museum exhibit entitled "Dirty Hippie."

Naturally, when Kris Jenner heard there was a desperate bid for attention involving spooge, she booked the next flight to New York to find out if there was any way for her children to get involved.

No word on whether or not Kris partook of Miley's 5-foot bong creation (the show's piece de resistance), but judging from the photos we think it's fair to say some sort of inebriants were involved:

  • Miley Cyrus and Kris Jenner
  • Miley Cyrus, Kendall Jenner and Their Moms

Yes, that's Miley licking Kris, and Miley and Kendall chilling with their moms. It would almost be cute if they weren't in a room full of dildos with joints glued to them.

Thankfully, Kris and Kendall left 17-year-old Kylie at home. We know she's mature from her age, but from the sound of it, we're not sure if there's anyone on the planet who's old enough to not be traumatized by "Dirty Hippie."

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As we told you yesterday, Miley Cyrus unveiled an art exhibit in New York yesterday, and the show featured pieces are pure Miley.

There's the five-foot bong she debuted on Instagram; the giant dildo with a joint glued to the tip; and, of course, something involving pineapples because Miley claims they result in tasty semen. (Or, as she calls it, "yummy c-m.")

Like Picasso before her, Miley's been asked countless times about what inspired her to turn the art world on its head.

Unlike Picasso, she gave an awesome, rambling, foul-mouthed answer to V magazine instead of just telling the truth and saying, "Weed."

Miley Cyrus V Cover
Miley Cyrus covers this issue of V... while wearing an unusual bathing suit. Can this thing even get wet?!?

"This seems so f--king lame to say but I feel like my art became kind of a metaphor—an example of my life," said Miley in a recent interview. 

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Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]
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