by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

In case you've never been there: Miley Cyrus' Instagram is weird. Really weird.

Like, "How potent is the the stuff that she's smoking and where do we get some?" weird.

Miley isn't posting selfies and giving shout-outs to fans here. She clearly intends for her IG page to serve as a glimpse into her unique mind, and you can usually tell what her random obsession of the week is, based on her posts.

Last week, Miley was into Photoshopping babies faces onto random things. This week, she's got a serious thing for Elvis...and weird drawings of aliens:

  • Miley Cyrus and Elvis
  • Miley Cyrus Alien Drawing

Some folks have expressed concerns about Miley's latest artwork due to the fact that it includes messages like, "Will I ever be happy again?" But we're pretty sure Miley was stoned, bored and thinking about aliens. 

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What's more disturbing than Miley Cyrus Twerking against the crotch of Robin Thicke?

How about Miley Cyrus Twerking against the crotch of Robin Thicke with her regular face replaced by her baby face?

For reasons that remain both unknown and VERY disturbing, Miley has taken to Instagram and posted a number of Photoshopped images from her X-rated collection.

She’s replaced the face she was making at the time, however, with a childhood picture she recently came across, one that depicts Cyrus rolling her eyes.

It would be sort of cute on its own. But when this face is superimposed on a crotch grab photo? Or a breast massage music video still? Or is used to cover Miley's own nipples?

It becomes the stuff nightmares are made of. Don't say we didn't tell you, readers. Consider yourself properly warned before clicking through this gallery:

Miley Crotch Grab
No, Miley Cyrus. Just... no. Why did you make us look at this?

by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

As you've likely heard by now - the hackers are back.

When nude Jennifer Lawrence photos were leaked online earlier this month, they signaled the start of a widespread digital theft campaign targeted at female celebrities.

The hackers were never caught, but the photos were deleted from the sites where they'd been posted, and the people responsible were rumored to be on the run.

Now, however, it looks as though the first round of "leaks" may have been just the beginning, as nude photos of Kim Kardashian and several other women were uploaded to 4Chan and Reddit over the weekend.

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay may have successfully devalued her private pics by posing nude for Playboy, but we're sure there a lot of guys out there who still want to see what she looks like un-Photoshopped. The answer is freckly. She looks freckly.

While most people wondered how this could happen again, some of us asked a less pressing but equally puzzling question:

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Miley Cyrus is at it again... not that we're entirely sure what "it" even refers to at this point.

But the singer has once more posted a very weird photo to Instagram, this time publicizing her affection for chicken and waffles by apparently covering herself in these food items.

"chicken n waffles," Cyrus simply captioned the following image, which purports to depict her bikini decorated with this southern delicacy.

Miley Cyrus in a Food Bikini
Miley Cyrus isn't just wearing any old bikini in this photo. She's wearing a bikini that is covered in chicken and waffles. We don't know why.

Miley is coming off quite a run of eccentric behavior.

She's actually under investigation for being spanked by the Mexican flag while on tour in that country, while she continues to rep her dead dog in concert by wearing Floyd-inspired attire.

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What does an Oscar winner have in common with a former Jersey Shore cast member?

How can the First Lady of the United States relate to the woman who had sex with Ray J on video camera?

Aside from really weird Instagram photos and a love of revealing their skin to Internet followers, what could Rihanna talk to Miley Cyrus about for hours on end?

The answer to all these questions is one and the same: HAIR.

Nearly all famous females (and a few famous males) have undergone major hairstyle transformations over the past few months, from shortening their locks to dyeing them an unexpected color.

So, in honor of Throwback Thursday, we've collected a number (29, to be exact) of the most radical alterations in the following photo gallery and we're asking readers to consider:

Who is 'doing it right? And who is 'doing it way, way, way wrong?

Lena Dunham Blonde Hair
We can't tell people, can you? Does Lena Dunham have a new hair color?

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Already accused of racism for Twerking with a fake giant butt adorned to her rear end, Miley Cyrus could now face legal charges for doing the same act in concert on Tuesday.

Because she tossed in the addition of a spanking by the Mexican flag on stage.

During one point in the artist’s Monterrey show - which took place on Mexico’s Independence Day - Miley once again donned a prosthetic butt. Her backup dancers then whipped her behind with the flag.

You can see the scandalous act take place here:

As a result, Cyrus being investigated by government officials, as the nation has laws protecting “national emblems, the flag and the national anthem.”

Francisco Trevino Cabello, a member of of the conservative National Action Party, has already come out accused the pop star of “desecration.”

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Ever since Miley Cyrus brought her Bangerz tour to South America, her Instagram page has been weirder than ever. 

Okay, maybe not weirder than ever, since she was posting photos of her semen and weed art exhibit just last week, but there's no denying that Miley's really been letting her freak flag fly since she's been south of the equator.

Sure there's been the usual little people spanking giant transsexuals that we expect from a Miley concert, but lately the candy-colored insanity has included something unexpectedly heartfelt in the form of numerous tributes to Miley's departed pooch Floyd:

  • Miley Cyrus: RIP Floyd
  • Miley Cyrus: Bangerz Dog

Alright, so heartfelt tributes in Miley's world still look like something Barnum & Bailey would dream up in the depths of a peyote binge, but at least she's trying.

On the left is Miley wearing a t-shirt reading, "R.I.P. Floyd," and on the right...well, we're not sure what the hell that is, but she captioned the pic "Floyd," and it kinda looks like a dog with a giant...set of ears.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

If that headline seems a bit confusing, allow us to present you with a picture that's worth several thousand words:

Miley Cyrus Wearing a Miley Cyrus Shirt

Yes, through the magic of Photoshop, Miley Cyrus was able to post a photo of her tween self rocking a t-shirt of her current self smoking a jay.

Miley's Instagram is always a weird place, but never with this latest post, she's really like messin' with our minds, man.

Part of what's so strange about Miley's twerk-tastic career is that we all watched her grow up in the spotlight as a squeaky-clean Disney commodity.

Miley's performance at the 2013 VMAs was essentially her way of driving the final nail into Hannah Montana's coffin, but the transition happened somewhat gradually.

So seeing the very different halves of her career juxtaposed like this is an affront to our senses.

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Suri Cruise. Shiloh Pitt. Nori West. Prince George. Blue Ivy Carter.

These celebrity offspring are the result of two near-perfect specimens coming together to reproduce. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Not perfect.

But they sure do make cute babies. (RIP Joan Rivers.)

We thought we'd take a look at a few other celebrity face mashups to see what the resulting individual might look like. The results? Take a look:

Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick
Is it just us or do Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick make the most beautiful woman in the world?

The results? The results are freaking perfection, that's what!

Seriously, could science just hurry up and figure out a way to let Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick morph genetically and become one person?

It's 2014! Why isn't this possible!?! We have no idea.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Miley Cyrus kept her clothes on for a performance in San Juan over the weekend.

But now the singer is under fire for wearing something extra on stage.

During a performance of the track "23," Cyrus donned a prosthetic rear end while Twerking, with some in attendance even noting that the fake body part was a darker shade than Miley's skin color.

See for yourself:

Cyrus and a few fellow artists (Katy Perry, Taylor Swift) have drawn ire over the past several months for stereotyping African-American women, either using them as faceless props to Twerk or outwardly mocking them, as Miley appears to be doing here.

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Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]
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