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How did you spend your Thanksgiving?

Millions of people turned out to watch the annual New York City parade, sponsored by Macy's.

But if you're two of the most revered teenage icons in the world, you spend the holiday actually participating in the event itself.

Here's a look at Miley Cyrus and David Archuleta, standing alongside two of the route's most popular floats:

With whom would you prefer to spend Thanksgiving?

 

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What would this traditional American holiday be without family, food, football and reflection upon the things we appreciate the most in life - in our case, some of the biggest turkeys we've had the privilege of covering this year.

With that said, we present our Top 10 Turkeys of 2008 ...

10. John Mayer. A douchebag 364 days a year. Honorary poultry today.

9. Britney Spears. Last year's top turkey falls to #9 by virtue of calming the hell down from February on. The first month of 2008 alone, though? Wow.

8. Miley Cyrus. Anyone who goes topless for Vanity Fair at age 15 and/or celebrates their birthday four months in advance automatically makes the list.

7. Courtenay Semel. She's far from the first E-list celebrity go to great lengths for publicity. Pretending to be a lesbian sets the bar pretty low, though.

6. Adrienne Bailon. Being dumb enough to take nude pics and let them get stolen is one thing. Staging the entire stunt with your loser publicist? Pathetic.

A collection of some of the year's biggest turkeys.

5. Ashlee Simpson. The zenith of uselessness to begin with, Jessica's l'il sis went and named her kid Bronx Mowgli. Just a "fowl" move all around.

4. (Tie) Sarah Palin, for this heartwarming Thanksgiving video, and her #1 fan Elisabeth Hasselbeck, 'cause no turkey gets ruffles feathers quite like her.

3. Alex Rodriguez. Months without a clutch hit. Railing strippers. Divorcing Cynthia Rodriguez. Referring to Madonna his "f*%king soulmate, dude." Gobble, gobble.

2. Eliot Spitzer. The Governor of New York State apparently thought it was worth his job and marriage to give call girl Ashley Dupre a good "stuffing." Har har.

1. Spencer Pratt. The villain you love to hate from The Hills capped off a hilarious year by eloping with Heidi Montag. Say what you will about him, Spencer plays the celebrity gossip game to perfection, 24/7/365. And we love him for it.

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She's been celebrating her sweet 16 for so darn long, it's hard to believe Miley Cyrus hadn't actually reached the big birthday milestone - until today!!!!

Happy birthday, Miley! xoxoxoxo!

We hope she enjoys a rockin' b-day swan diving into her pile of money (Scrooge McDuck style), posting racy MySpace photos, and getting to first base with beau Justin Gaston (just two more years until you can move past that, J-dog).

Miley Cyrus in Concert

We love celebrity birthdays, but ones like this don't come along every day. We so heart the Hannah Montana star. Leave your birthday shout-outs to her as comments below, then click to enlarge these additional Miley Cyrus photos ...

  • Miley Cyrus Naked
  • Miley's Shame
  • All Wet
  • Nothing But Smiles

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Sorry, Miley Cyrus.

Until you publicly acknowledge your relationship with Justin Gaston, you'll continue to receive questions about it during appearances. The latest came during an interview with Ellen DeGeneres.

Sadly, the grilling merely led to a feeble quote from Cyrus regarding her older boyfriend, in which she listed his occupation, physical appeal and religion:

"He's a singer, he's really cute and he's nice. He's a Christian and I really like that."

Thanks, Miley. Based on that description, you could date any of The Jonas Brothers...

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It's easy to forget that Miley Cyrus is just 15 years old. (Isn't it, Justin Gaston?)

But the Hannah Montana star can't even drive with a permit until next week and it's refreshing to see her act that way sometimes. (Though Justin Gaston likely disagrees.)

During a pair of recent public appearances, the singer finally acted her age. She posed alongside a pretend canine and she made a goofy face while wearing oversized glasses. Take a look:

Why is Miley being so silly? BECAUSE SHE'S ONLY 15 YEARS OLD! (Keep that in mind, Justin Gaston.)

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While the odds point to Cody Linley being voted off Dancing with the Stars tonight, Hannah Montana fans can still look forward to next week's show:

Star Miley Cyrus will perform her song “Fly on the Wall" on the November 25 seventh season finale of the competition.

Miley is continuing a Dancing with the Stars tradition in her family; Billy Ray Cyrus finished in fifth place on the series' fourth season in 2007.

Will the presence of Miley Cyrus inspire you to tune in to the Dancing with the Stars finale next week?

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If Billy Ray Cyrus thinks Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston make a good team, we wonder what he thinks of the Detroit Lions.

The country singer told Us Weekly that his daughter and her much older boyfriend spend a lot of time together; professionally, that is. Of course.

"I'll tell you what – they are great friends, and they make a good team," Billy Ray said at last night's Los Angeles premiere of Bolt, the cartoon movie that features Miley in a key voice role. "They write a lot of songs together, and they sing – it's incredible."

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston: What a team!!!

What advice does Billy Ray have for his wildly popular daughter?

"Make good choices. Do the best you can do – mostly have fun.  always tell her that as long as she's having fun, then it's working."

Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]
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