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Sorry, Miley Cyrus.

Until you publicly acknowledge your relationship with Justin Gaston, you'll continue to receive questions about it during appearances. The latest came during an interview with Ellen DeGeneres.

Sadly, the grilling merely led to a feeble quote from Cyrus regarding her older boyfriend, in which she listed his occupation, physical appeal and religion:

"He's a singer, he's really cute and he's nice. He's a Christian and I really like that."

Thanks, Miley. Based on that description, you could date any of The Jonas Brothers...

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It's easy to forget that Miley Cyrus is just 15 years old. (Isn't it, Justin Gaston?)

But the Hannah Montana star can't even drive with a permit until next week and it's refreshing to see her act that way sometimes. (Though Justin Gaston likely disagrees.)

During a pair of recent public appearances, the singer finally acted her age. She posed alongside a pretend canine and she made a goofy face while wearing oversized glasses. Take a look:

Why is Miley being so silly? BECAUSE SHE'S ONLY 15 YEARS OLD! (Keep that in mind, Justin Gaston.)

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While the odds point to Cody Linley being voted off Dancing with the Stars tonight, Hannah Montana fans can still look forward to next week's show:

Star Miley Cyrus will perform her song “Fly on the Wall" on the November 25 seventh season finale of the competition.

Miley is continuing a Dancing with the Stars tradition in her family; Billy Ray Cyrus finished in fifth place on the series' fourth season in 2007.

Will the presence of Miley Cyrus inspire you to tune in to the Dancing with the Stars finale next week?

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If Billy Ray Cyrus thinks Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston make a good team, we wonder what he thinks of the Detroit Lions.

The country singer told Us Weekly that his daughter and her much older boyfriend spend a lot of time together; professionally, that is. Of course.

"I'll tell you what – they are great friends, and they make a good team," Billy Ray said at last night's Los Angeles premiere of Bolt, the cartoon movie that features Miley in a key voice role. "They write a lot of songs together, and they sing – it's incredible."

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston: What a team!!!

What advice does Billy Ray have for his wildly popular daughter?

"Make good choices. Do the best you can do – mostly have fun.  always tell her that as long as she's having fun, then it's working."

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During her appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night, Miley Cyrus was asked about her dating life.

Did the young singer go into detail abot Justin Gaston and his rippling abdominal muscles? Of course not.

But she did mention an "option" on the dating table. Check out the clip below:

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Forget politics.

The children of President-Elect Barack Obama, Malia and Sasha, are rumored to be entering the world of entertainment.

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Billy Ray Cyrus told Access Hollywood this week that the adorable children have been invited to appear on a future episode of Hannah Montana.

"The invitation is there," Cyrus said, although an Obama insider denies knowledge of such an offer. "You know the Hannah Montana film comes out in April. Maybe something might happen around then."

How does Miley Cyrus feel about the future First Kids?

"They are kind of like me before I started my own career," she said.

It's difficult to ascertain the similarities between Miley and the children picture above, except for the fact that the former was once their age.

But if appearing on TV means that Sasha and Malia will eventually wear promise rings, pose for racy, quasi girl-on-girl pictures and date a 20-year old such as Justin Gaston, well, we hope this isn't change either child can believe in.

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A-ha!

Justin Gaston and Miley Cyrus can't fool our celebrity gossip spies!

While the couple continues to remain silent about their status, we caught them sharing a laugh outside a Burkbank, California movie theater Friday night. Reportedly, the pair had just seen Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, in an obvious attempt to prove that Miley is still an innocent child.

Sorry, we ain't buyin it.

Justin Gaston and Miley Cyrus: Escape 2 the nearest bedroom.

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She isn't wagging her tongue.

And he isn't shirtless.

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Still, any Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston sighting is news these days, as this couple refuses to admit its status as boyfriend and girlfriend. We're gonna keep posting stories about them until they come out!

Miley and her man were spotted at a Los Angeles mall yesterday. They look quite happy to be there together, don't they?!?

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She may be dating a 20-year old model with abdominal muscles of steel, but not even the constant sight of Justin Gaston shirtless is enough to prevent Miley Cyrus from lashing out as Nick Jonas.

The singer performed her single "7 Things" over the weekend, and made not-so-subtle references to the hatred of her ex-boyfriend before and after the song.

Check out the concert clip below and see what we mean:

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Considering how attractive Justin Gaston is (have you seen the guy shirtless?!?), it makes sense that Billy Ray Cyrus allegedly sat his daughter down recently and warned her against giving in to temptation with her new man.

“I told her in no uncertain terms that her career would be over if something were to happen,” Billy Ray told a friend, according to Star. “I think I made an impression on her - at least, I hope so.”

Miley Cyrus' parents hope she never gets closer to Justin Gaston than she is here.

Reportedly, earlier this year, Tish Cyrus and Lynn Spears spoke at length about their famous daughters.

The conversation left an impression on Billy Ray, who doesn't wanna see his cash cow offspring suffer the same fate as Jamie-Lynn Spears.

“Tish and Billy Ray told Miley, one bad decision and she could forget the showbiz glamor; she’d have to be home feeding the baby, changing diapers and living the life of a teen mom,” said a source.

That sound you hear is Bristol Palin crying.

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