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It's been a sad month for Miley Cyrus on Twitter.

She's alerted followers to her heartbreaking love life, while also crying out for attention by fighting with ex-boyfriend Justin Gaston in the most public of forums.

So, can you blame a girl for just wanting to get crazy and party?

Yes, when that girl is 16, she's considered a role model by millions and she's quoting a song that references Jack Daniels, beer and tight jeans (that are meant to make "little boys come undone").

Indeed, in a Tweet last night, Cyrus quoted a line from the Gretchen Wilson song "I'm Here for the Party."

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Doesn't Miley's life sound awesome? Don't you just wish you were her?!?

That's the basic message she's trying to get across in this latest plea for attention.

Yes, Miles, we know you're here for the party. The pity party, that typically is.

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Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston need to get a room.

A chat room, that is!

The former couple continues to stage a public, immature battle via Twitter, as Gaston posted the following message today:

"People mistake stupidity for bravery way to [sic] easily."

This was quickly followed by Miley's response:

"Yeah. I love when people mistake bravery with writing a few stupid tweets trying to make it seem like they don't care. You're afraid to love."

Note to Cyrus: you can't refer to Tweets as "stupid" in your own Tweet.

Another note to Cyrus: shut the heck up! Why on Earth are you airing your private grievances in such a public forum? Send a text message. Write an email. Make a phone call.

Annoying Duo

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston are fighting... and they want the whole world to know!

No one is questioning the validity of Justin and Miley's angst. There may very well be a great deal of pent us emotion and frustration inside each individual. But we will continue to question the attention-seeking means in which these two communicate.

Sorry, Miles. But you can't work a stripper pole one day; and then pretend to be an innocent, scorned teenager the next. At least not via Twitter.

Get a private life.

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We get it: Miley Cyrus is a 16-year old girl, confused about love and often weary about the way boys treat her.

That's perfectly normal and understandable.

But this is not: why does Cyrus continue to post Twitter messages about her supposedly sorry state of affairs? We'd love to leave her alone and ler Miley focus on these important issues... but she keeps throwing them in our face!

The latest example of the singer's need to draw attention to herself took place yesterday afternoon, when she Tweeted the message below, followed by the photo below:

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Poor Miley. It must really be tough to fight off the advances of cute boys such as Nick Jonas and Justin Gaston.

But that isn't even the point. If Cyrus feels like the "story of her life" is one of heartbreak, so be it. We've all been there. We can sympathize with her pain.

We just can't understand why she chooses to make it so public. Doesn't she have a group of friends she can talk to? Is she really so lonely and/or desperate for attention that she must share every iota of her life with everyone else?

We're actually asking these questions. Leave a comment and give us an answer.

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You have to sort of hand it to Miley Cyrus: in the video below, she's directing attention to a cause that isn't 100% about herself. That's a big step for the egomaniacal superstar.

Cyrus has teamed with fellow teen icons the Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato on the song "Send It On."

The single is meant to unite these stars and their fans in calling attention to the environment while also lining the pockets of Disney executives.

As key parts in Disney’s Friends for Change: Project Green - an effort to alert viewers on the best ways to protect the planet - Miley, Nick, Kevin, Joe, Selena and Demi are modeling themselves after the celebrities involved in the 1985 "We are the World" campaign, a song written by Michael Jackson that benefited African famine relief.

Both projects may have good intentions, but both are incredibly high on the unintentional comedy scale. Just try to keep a straight face when the camera zooms in on Nick Jonas below:

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It's not enough that Miley Cyrus danced like a stripper at this week's Teen Choice Awards.

Nor does the fact that she bought a new pair of glasses (always a monumental event) and bragged about them via Twitter suffice.

Indeed, Cyrus still craves more attention. She can never be anywhere but at the center of the universe of her fans, who are actually starting to dwindle by the day as they realize just how self-absorbed Miley can be.

The latest example? Cyrus has created a rumor, rebuffed it and then acted as though the entire world is talking about.

She posted the following message on her Twitter account yesterday:

Miley Twitter

There's just one problem with this plea: no one has accused Miley of having a boyfriend. No one. Not a single celebrity gossip site. No supermarket tabloids. Trust us, we know. We check them all everyday.

And, gee, if people are talking about Miley's new man, perhaps it's because she's drawing attention to it herself by mysteriously posting flirtatious Tweets left and right. Has she ever heard of email?!? Why would she even want the world to see such personal messages? Wait. We already know the answer to that.

This is actually the second time Cyrus has taken to Twitter to rebuke an accusation she made up in her head.

In May, she lashed out at critics of her body, despite the fact that none existed. Can Miley really not take a single day off from trying to create her own buzz and garner her own sympathy?

It's pathetic. Just sing, act and let your fans make up their own mind about you, Miles.

Miley Cyrus also posted this photo of herself on Twitter. She wants everyone to tell her how adorable she looks.

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Miley Cyrus just can't avoid controversy.

Days after her controversial, stripper-themed performance at the Teen Choice Awards, the young star finds herself in an intense battle with another teenage icon.

Indeed, Cyrus donned the Marchesa mini-skirt seen below for the American Music Awards in November; meanwhile, Duff filmed a scene for her new role on Gossip Girl in the same gold and black dress!

Fashion faux pas?

Fashion face-off! Vote below.

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Who looks better in this outfit?

 

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OMG, folks, Miley Cyrus has a new pair of glasses!

In light of such a monumental event, the self-absorbed singer just had to Tweet about her latest purchase. She posted the image below on her Twitter account and attached the following message to it:

Mugler Shot

My new glasses :) yayy! Makes me look smart and stylish!

That's true. Especially compared to the stripper outfit she wore during the Teen Choice Awards. That made her look skanky and promiscuous.

Do you like Miley's new glasses?

 

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It looks like Miley Cyrus is an avid reader of The Hollywood Gossip.

Considering her rauncy performance at the Teen Choice Awards, during which she dressed like a prostitute and danced on a stripper pole, we said it was appropriate that Miley later presented an award to Britney Spears.

After all, the two share similar traits: each pretends to be an innocent youth, yet it's nothing but a marketing ploy to lure in young fans and then hit them inappropriate photos, dances and songs. Cyrus and Spears are anything but role models.

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Is Miley Cyrus the next Britney Spears? If so, should she really be excited about that?

Last night, meanwhile, Miley took to her Twitter account and wrote: For all the people calling me the "next Britney" THANK U. I couldn't ask for a better compliment.

You're welcome, we guess, Miles. But... really?!?

You couldn't ask for a better compliment than being compared to someone with no singing ability; two failed marriages; a smoking habit; a stay in a hospital's psychiatric wing; and a clear aversion to wearing underwear?

Aside from the fact that Britney has a few number-one singles, what, exactly, do you take as a positive out of this comparison?

Since you apparently read our site, please write in and let us know. We're excited to hear from you!

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Forgive Miley Cyrus if her arms are tired. She's busy digging herself out of a hole.

Somewhere between collecting six Teen Choice Awards last night and prancing around on stage like a stripper, Cyrus came to her senses.

In April, the self-involved Hannah Montana star had spoken ill of Robert Pattinson. In an interview with Teen Vogue, she said:

I'm not a huge Rob Pattinson fan. Girls aren't really in love with Rob; they're in love with Edward.

Compare that to Miley's post-Teen Choice Awards Tweet:

RPatt Tweet

It took you long enough, Miley!

What do you think, ladies? Should Cyrus be forgiven? Or should the Twilight Saga crew give her a cold shoulder any time their paths cross in the future?

Tiny Skirt

Like her ultra mini-skirt, Miley Cyrus' opinion of Robert Pattinson is very short (sighted).

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Miley Cyrus is a complete phony.

The Disney icon pretends to be an innocent 16-year old whenever she's involved with a scandal, such as when she clearly mocked Asian people in a photograph earlier this year, but then she poses in hooker boots and tells the world she's "not a kid anymore."

As if to prove her point, Miley put on a performance for the ages (literally!) at last night's Teen Choice Awards.

The singer rocked out to her new single, "Party in the USA," while standing atop an ice cream cart (awww, see how young and innocent she is?!?) and pole dancing like a stripper!

Stripper Impression

Later in the evening, Cyrus presented the Ultimate Choice Award to Britney Spears and told the fans: “I’m a huge fans of hers."

Makes sense. Britney has also made a career out of appealing to teenagers with her supposed saintliness, only to release songs with lyrics that would make Hugh Hefner blush.

We hope we're wrong, but it's just a matter of time until Miley also gets knocked up twice and then divorced.

Click on the pics below to view more images of Cyrus getting her stripper impression on. Then, follow this article's jump to watch a video of the entire performance...

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