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Miley Cyrus has been linked with Nick Jonas, Justin Gaston and, most recently, Liam Hemsworth over the last few months.

But when asked by Access Hollywood if she was dating anyone, the Disney star replied:

"I don't know, gosh. There's, like, a lot of people that I'm supposedly dating, but, like, I'm just kicking it right now... There's no dude."

Well said, Miles. Watch the interview below:

Among the topics covered by Cyrus are:

  • Her hair. (Not real.)
  • The worst thing she ever did. (Break a window.)
  • Her dating advice. (Be comfortable; don't sacrifice anything for anyone.)
  • How long she could go without texting. (Not even five minutes; her hands shook when she tried once. Seriously.)

No word from Miley yet on whether or not she'll appear in the Sex and the City sequel, but we'll keep fans apprised of that development.

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It doesn't get any more pathetic than Miley Cyrus.

It's been well-documented how the singer relies on Twitter to garner attention and sympathy from her fans. She posts the most self-centered, pointless messages of any celebrity on the network.

But Miley has now taken it to a new level. Earlier this week, she Tweeted:

I wish just once I could look out into the crowd and he would be sitting in the front row singing along. I miss you.

Then, six minutes later, she wrote: Regarding my last tweet. Yes it was about a boy. The one who never lets me down. The one who always makes me smile. My Pappy.

Here's a crazy idea, Miles: if you miss your father, PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL HIM!!! Why resort to some mysterious, creepy Twitter message for the world to see... only to then clarify it minutes later?

Actually, scratch that. We all know the answer.

Miley and Creepy Dad

It's understandable why fans would be confused when Miley Cyrus references a boy. She toys with so many, it's easy to lose track.

Miley and father Billy Ray have a well-known, inappropriate relationship. This is a man who has no problem with his 16-year old daughter strutting around the stage like a stripper. Hey, as long as it makes the family money, right?

** Update: Astute readers have written in and said Cyrus refers to her late grandfather as "Pappy." We still hate her, and we still can't fathom why she posted such a mysterious initial message on Twitter, but we apologize for the misunderstanding.

To watch a clip of Cyrus singing "Party in the USA" while trying not to pole dance, follow this article's jump.

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This might explain why Miley Cyrus always flashes two fingers at photographers...

According to sources on the set of the Sex and the City sequel, the Disney star will make a cameo in the highly-anticipated comedy. A script page has even blocked out October 16 as the day Cyrus will shoot.

“They’ve asked her,” said an insider. “But she hasn’t confirmed. Right now, they’re just holding the space for her.”

So Peaceful

Anything involving sex seems to be right up Miley Cyrus' alley. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

What role might Miley play in the movie, which will be released on May 28, 2010?

Shots of Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker confirm that the quartet of main characters flashes back to the 1980s at one point in the story. Could Cyrus play a younger version of Charlotte? They have a similar hair color.

Then again, perhaps she'll simply appear as a stripper in a club. Everyone knows she has experience in that area.

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We know this is hard to believe, but Miley Cyrus wasn't always a spoiled, self-centered Disney icon.

When she was 12 years old, long before Twitter was even invented, Miley auditioned for Hannah Montana and Zoey 101.

Watch the video below and hearken back to an innocent time, pre-Justin Gaston, pre-stripping performance of "Party in the USA," pre-boyfriend stealing. These were the days...

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Miley Cyrus claims she doesn't have a boyfriend.

But try telling that to Laura Griffin.

The 19-year old Australian had to find out from her pals that boyfriend Liam Hemsworth had made out with Cyrus away from the cameras of the film they were shooting together, The Last Song.

On Set Romance

More Than Co-Stars? Liam Hemsworthy and Miley Cyrus may have contributed to Laura Griffin's heartbreak. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Soon afterwards, he ended the relationship with Griffin. Coincidence? She clearly thinks not.

"He was my boyfriend and my best friend," Laura told an Australian publication this week. "There is no other reason [other than Miley Cyrus] why we would have broken up."

Over the last few days, Griffin has done something to which Cyrus can relate: post messages online. On her Facebook account, Laura's moods have ranged from "total utter regret" to "depression of some sort."

She couldn't even muster up the energy to add a sad face at the end. :(

We hope this fling was worth it, Miley!

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The good news: Miley Cyrus did not Tweet anything obnoxious, pathetic or attention-worthy yesterday.

The bad news: She did so on YouTube instead.

Miley and BFF Mandy Jiroux spent over five minutes filming themselves cleaning out the singer's enormous closet and making inside jokes. That's it. That's the entire video.

Oblivious to the fact that her walk-in closet is larger than most people's bedrooms, Cyrus casually tosses around items of clothing that likely cost more than many people see in a week, especially in this economy.

Why must this have been videotaped and released to the public? We have no idea. We didn't even know Miley owned any clothes, considering what she typically wears these days.

Cue the "Leave Miley alone/You're just jealous!" comments in 3... 2... 1...

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Give Miley Cyrus credit.

The singer appeared on the Today show this morning and accomplished a pair of feats:

  1. Unlike many live performers, Miley did not lip synch during a rendition of "Party in the USA."
  2. She also resisted the urge to repeat her Teen Choice Awards pole dance

It was close, though.

With inclement weather forecasted, a tent was constructed around the stage on which Cyrus entertained the audience. On a couple of occasions, it's clear she wanted to treat the apparatus like it was Liam Hemsworth, but she stayed strong. We only picked up on one stripper-like wiggle of the hips.

Watch the performance after the jump.

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You really shouldn't stalk Miley Cyrus.

It's unethical, it's illegal and it just gives her something else to Twitter about.

But Mark McLeod was arrested earlier this month for allegedly following around the Hannah Montana star during a movie shoot in Savannah, Georgia. The sick nut job said Miley had been sending him "secret messages" on TV and in her music.

Fortunately, it doesn't sound as though McLeod will be coming near Cyrus again in the near future: a judge has rejected a request to reduce his $55,000 bond for release, according to the Savannah Morning News, which quoted judge Steven Scheer as saying the 53-year-old McLeod posed a potential threat.

"I can't deny him bond, but if I could I would, because I do feel he's a danger."

Miley Image

McLeod was also arrested in 2003 for contributing to the delinquency of a minor when he transported a girl across the Georgia/South Carolina border.

Following yesterday's hearing, McLeod's attorney, James Byrne, claimed his client - who says he's Miley's "secret husband" - wasn't a menace to anyone.

"He's been painted as this monster, but he's got a family," the lawyer said. "What he said I understand was unsettling to a lot of folks. But it doesn't make him a stalker."

What on earth would make him a stalker, Mr. Byrne?!?

Miley has taken out a temporary restraining order against McLeod. We hope he goes away for a very long time.

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It looks like Miley Cyrus is correct.

She does not have a boyfriend; she has mutiple boy toys!

Just days after she was spotted making out with The Last Song co-star Liam Hemsworth, Miley returned to California - and attended a Kings of Leon concert with Carter Jenkins, an actor she dated prior to her fling with Justin Gaston.

Witnesses told E! News that Cyrus and Jenkins actually sat with Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel during the event, as the foursome proceeded to go backstage after the show for a VIP party.

Miley and Carter

Following the concert, Carter Tweeted: "Awesome show & very fun night with MiCy @mileycyrus."

We hope you enjoyed that "fun night," Carter Jenkins. Miley has pairs of shorts that are longer than most of her relationships.

Actually, that's not true at all. See above.

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We don't like Miley Cyrus.

We're honest and direct about our feelings and our reasons behind them.

But when the singer is not dressing like a stripper or whining on Twitter about coverage of her love life, she does make time for her fans. We give her full credit for that and have even dedicated this entire post solely to such behavior.

Below, mid-coffee run, Miley makes time for her fans. It's an impressive gesture, one we're not sure we could replicate ourselves. You really don't wanna get between THG staff members and our morning coffee...

  • Miley and a Fan
  • Young Singer, Fan
  • On a Coffee Run
  • Matching Miley
  • Post-Twittering
  • Iced Coffee Lover

Click on the photos above to enlarge images of Miley Cyrus.