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Miley Cyrus adores many things: attention, country music, Liam Hemsworth, cheering on her ass-slapping young sister.

But a fascinating new report in Life & Style focuses on Miley's one, true love: fast food.

Despite staying at a five-star hotel in Ireland last week, the singer apparently only had a craving for certain high-calorie items:

"She sent out for... cheese fries and seven burgers," a source said. "She had two Double Takes with double the meat, two Atomic Burgers with chili and jalapeños, two Cheeez Please Burgers and a classic burger with secret sauce."

And how did she wash all this down? "With an Oreo shake," the insider confirms.

Fast Food Eater

Cyrus' binge didn't end there: reportedly, a local burger joint, Eddie Rocket's, placed a staffer on call in case the star wanted more.

If these reports are true, we have two reactions:

  1. Did Life & Style really spend money to find out what food Miley Cyrus likes to eat?
  2. Way to go, Miles! We'd much rather see a celebrity remain true to herself and her diet than shill for some unhealthy weight loss supplement and shrink down to the size of a skeleton as a result.

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Note to Miley Cyrus: you should move to England.

We don't offer this advice because we find you incredibly grating and self-serving. No way. That's not the reason at all.

It's just evident that you're wildly popular overseas, as you performed in front of the largest crowd ever at London's 02 arena earlier this month.

The singer played to 16,196 fans on the third of her five concerts in the area. She previously sold out 10 UK dates for her "Wonder World" tour in a mere 10 minutes.

Even the THG staff had to admit that Cyrus' British rendition of "Party in the USA" was entertaining. We'd be happy to help her pack her bags for the move. Seriously, Miles. Call us.

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It's safe to say we weren't huge fans of the outfit Miley Cyrus wore when she met the Queen of England last week.

Overt, 17-year old cleavage aside, though, we can give Cyrus credit when credit is due.

The singer put on a solid rendition of "Party in the USA" during her time in England, performing in front of royalty and a massive audience. She even changed a lyric and added some choreography in honor of THG favorite Lady GaGa.

See what we mean below:

Does this make up for the fact that Miley encouraged her nine-year old sister to smack her ass and sing along to Akon? Not even close.

But it does prove that we're capable of not hating on Cyrus every second of every day. That's a big step for us.

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Sorry, Miley Cyrus supporters. But you can no longer wonder why your role model was named the Worst Celebrity Influence of 2009.

After all, she's apparently been showing little sister Noah Cyrus just what she and Liam Hemsworth do in the bedroom.

Backstage at a concert this week, Miley and a few dancers whooped and hollered in encouragement as the nine-year old danced to Akon's "Smack That" and sung lyrics that include:

Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, 'til you get sore
Smack that, oh ooh

Watch below, as Noah possibly gets bent over, looks back and sees her older sister cheering on her inappropriate antics:

Remember Noah's Halloween outfit, too? The Cyrus family has this tyke primed to pose for Playboy and/or sleep with Tiger Woods as soon as she turns 18.

Shame on them.

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Miley Cyrus has denied publicly making out with rumored boy toy Liam Hemsworth, but she can't deny the following appearance together.

The young stars (and actor Greg Kinnear) popped up on ABC Family over the weekend to promote their upcoming movie, The Last Song.

Opening in April, the film stars Cyrus as Ronnie, a teenager sent to live with her father for the summer. She's confused, lonely and quite the brat... until she meets Hemsworth's character and falls madly in love. Interesting. Is life reflecting fiction these days for the couple?

The video shows most of the same clips as The Last Song trailer, but it's still worth viewing, as Hemsworth actually jokes about dating the singer. Check it out:

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First, she bashed the heck out of the Twilight Saga.

Then, she got denied from a 21-and-over club.

Cyrus Photo

In both recent instances, the gist was the same: Miley Cyrus doesn't see herself as a typical 17-year old. She wants to be older, more mature, edgier.

Along those lines, Cyrus told British TV show GMTV this week that she wants to leave the pop music world behind.

"I want to do my last pop record, I'm working on a record right now. I kinda want... something edgier and not have to worry about people saying, 'Oh, this isn't what her fans want to listen to.' Because in a few years, as I grow up, so will my fans and I won't have to focus on that as much and I'll be able to have more of the sound of music that I'm into."

Last month, Miley admitted she had never heard a Jay Z song. So it makes sense she'd wanna branch out and give the world of country or adult contemporary a shot. But will her fans follow her there?

Only time, and album sales, will tell.

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We will try our hardest to not make fun of Miley Cyrus in this article.

After all, it's simply meant to announce the release of the official poster for The Last Song, a movie Cyrus stars in this spring that was specifically written for her by beloved author Nicholas Sparks.

There's no reason to mention the controversy Cyrus stirred up earlier in the week, when she wore inappropriate attire in front of Queen Elizabeth.

Instead, let's just focus on the film itself: it focuses on the young singer in the role of a teenager sent to live with her dad for the summer. Full of angst and resentment, Miley's Ronnie finds unexpected love with Will, played by rumored real-life boyfriend Liam Hemsworth.

The Last Song opens on April 2. Are you excited for it? Check out the official poster below:

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Seriously, Miley Cyrus?!?

We know the singer believes she's celebrity royalty, but was no one around this week to inform the self-obsessed star that there are proper - and improper, as Miley proved - ways to dress in front of actual royalty?

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

Cyrus and Lady Gaga were two of the American singers chosen to meet the Queen of England at yesterday's Royal Variety Awards in London. While the latter celeb actually donned appropriate attire for the occasion, Miley treated the honor like a night  of club-hopping.

As you take a look at the outfits Cyrus wore to greet Queen Elizabeth II at the event and to perform in front of her, try not to injure your jaw when it drops to the ground...

London's Daily Mail referred to Miley's leather hotpants and crop top as the "daring outfit of the night."

That's one way of putting it. Another way would be:

Is there any doubt now why Cyrus was named 2009's Worst Celebrity Influence?

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Note to Miley Cyrus: you've showed signs of maturity these days, deleting your Twitter account and trying to keep your private life to yourself.

But you're still 17 years old.

That was the same reaction a bouncer had when Miley's posse showed at the 21-and-over Club LIV at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach.

The establishment's manager and owner both confirmed to TMZ that Cyrus was turned away at the door. She likely tried to argue that she once dated a guy over 21, but illegal sex with Justin Gaston doesn't make one of legal drinking age.

Sorry, Miles.

Where's the Party?

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To many people, Adam Lambert's American Music Awards performance was offensive and, therefore, they are pleased with ABC for perpetually punishing the artist.

To members of our staff, however, Miley Cyrus is a far worse role model for today's youth than last season's American Idol runner-up.

For example, the young singer has created the "Hoedown Throwdown," a song/routine in which she challenges someone on stage to a dance-off. It's a cute idea, but we're not sure if a 17-year old with Miley's dating history should be involved in anything titled a "hoedown."

We're also not sure if she should drag her little sister into it.

But during a concert in Miami this week, Miley and Noah Cyrus hoedowned and threwdown with one another. You tell us: is this adorable or unacceptable?

Miley Cyrus Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]
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