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There are some noteworthy celebrity sex tapes out there, to be sure. Just not a whole lot that you'd actually want to ... you know, sit down and watch.

It's not altogether surprising that many stars of our most notorious celebrity sex tapes are predominantly (or only) famous for those very sex tapes.

If you have a lot else going for you, you don't need to ... you know.

Anyway, this being April Fools Day, there's a lot of BS out there, from Ariana Grande nude hoaxes to unsubstantiated pregnancies, breakups and marriages.

You may read some crazy stuff today, but very little of it is real.

That shouldn't stop you from dreaming, however. Here are 13 celebrity sex tapes you only wish would mysteriously leak on the Internet one sexy day ...

Jennifer Lawrence
Beloved by men and women alike, approachable and yet otherwordly, genuine, talented and personable as well as beautiful, Jennifer Lawrence is uniquely lusted after.

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Out of all the lovely ladies in Hollywood today, the one that most adult movie fans would like to see in an X-rated flick is none other than Mila Kunis.

Mila Kunis at Ted Premiere

According to the latest (and NSFW) Sex Tracker survey from XCritic and Vivid, a theoretical Mila sex tape edged out a Jennifer Lawrence sex tape.

The same poll, just last month, found Jennifer on top. Imagine if she were on top of Mila in a movie that starred both of them ... is it hot in here?

For whatever reason, J-Law earned a 33 percent of the vote this time, compared to 38 percent for Mila. Rounding out the dream sex tape top-five?

Sofia Vergara, Angelina Jolie and Selena Gomez, in that order.

We can almost see Taylor Swift's disgusted reaction now.

Who would you most like to see in a celebrity sex tape?