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One is a Grammy-winning singer and certifiable douchebag who gets lots of girls and brags about it with absurd comments regarding sexual napalm.

The other is an MTV reality star who talks about himself in the third person, fake tans, also gets a lot of (far less attractive) girls and is proud of it.

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One has chiseled abs because he works at a gym. The other last visited in gym in approximately 1998. One has earrings, the other lots of hair.

If it came down to John Mayer or The Situation, and your life depended on it and/or you were really drunk, who would you rather ... you know?

It's a difficult call, we sympathize with you. But vote below.

Who would you rather ...

 

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It's a question for the ages.

The Situation (Mike Sorrentino) and DJ Pauly D (Paul DelVecchio) are two prominent members of the Jersey Shore cast on MTV. They are also a couple of Italian-American stud muffins who may not pump gas, but definitely pump iron.

The only debate? Which of these Garden State guidos you would rather ... well, you know. Vote in our informal survey below and weigh in on this critical topic:

The Situation and Pauly D

Who would you rather ...

 

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Biography

Mike The Situation Photo Mike Sorrentino is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. He seems like a good dude. At least relative to the rest of his moronic... More »
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