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Even The Situation knows there is such a thing as too much pussy.

Cats breeding outta control, that is. And the Jersey Shore star is ready to show off his ripped abs to spread the message of spaying and neutering pets.

Sitch's new ad encourages pet owners to fix their critters, saying: "Here's The Situation: There are more cats in shelters than there are homes for them.

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The Jersey Shore Season 6 premiere was just an appetizer.

$h!t got a lot more real last night in the season's second episode - also a two-hour event, thank you MTV - in which Snooki moved out of the Shore house.

How did that turn out? And what other stuff went down?

Let's recap Jersey Shore, THG style, and find out!

Jersey Shore Season 6 Cast Picture

Snooki moved into her own "grandma shack" next door. A good compromise, as she was literally like 50 feet away, yet will be in much better health. Plus 20.

No sluts, no smoking and no drinking permitted. Plus 5.

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Jersey Shore Season 6 premiered last night on MTV.

The gang has certainly come a long way since their initial hookups, pranks, fights and hot tub romps of 2009. With a sober Situation and a pregnant Snooki, it's ... different.

Was it still a little bit nuts, and more importantly, fun?

Let's recap Jersey Shore, THG style, and find out!

Jersey Shore Season 6 Cast Photo

Snooki is engaged to Jionni LaValle and knocked up. Maybe you heard. Plus 12. Mike went to rehab and has been sober for awhile. Maybe you heard. Plus 10.

A reality show has run its course when the stars are so big that you already know these things. Well, unless you're the Kardashians, then you start making $h!t up. Minus 10.

JWoww and Roger Mathews, Ronnie and Sammi, Pauly and Vinny ... the gang is totally wifing up before our eyes. It's a magical thing, true romance. Plus 25.

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Nobody has the recipe or the rules for this game.

That's what Mike Sorrentino, better known as "The Situation," had to say about his sober return to the Jersey Shore house. 

Sitch in Jersey

Jersey boys Ronnie, Pauly D, and The Situation all stopped by Ellen for the latest publicity rounds for the last season of their reality show.

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The United States of America turns 236 years old today. That's quite the milestone.

But a couple other big names also celebrate birthdays, and each also represents the greatness of the country in which we all reside.

  • Sitch in Jersey
  • Malia Obama Photo

First, there's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, a man solely famous for his abdominal muscles, tolerance for alcohol (rehab stint not withstanding) and unusual vocabulary. He turns 30 today and we'd have to imagine there's a lot of gym, some tanning and also a bit of laundry in his future.

Where else would someone like this become a millionaire? Take that, France!

Then there's Malia Obama, newly 14 and the daughter of the first African-American President in our history. Her father is biracial and was raised in a poor household in Hawaii.

Love him or think he's the second coming of Karl Marx, Barack Obama represents the American dream.

So put down that firework, raise your Budweiser and toast the United States, The Situation and Malia today. Here's to hoping the Mayans were wrong and we're all around to honor year number 237.

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Jersey Shore star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is being taunted at clubs for being sober as he films Season 6 of the MTV show, reports say.

It was a wild weekend for the cast - Deena Cortese got arrested on Sunday for disorderly conduct - and the gang also got into a big bar fight.

But The Situation, who checked into rehab earlier this year because he was battling a prescription pill problem, is battling some issues as well.

Sober Situation

Sitch denies he has an alcohol problem, which has been widely reported, but whether he does or not, he hasn't been drinking in Seaside.

That's been fodder for the peanut gallery every night of the week.

"Mike has been consistently taunted by other club goers for not drinking," a show insider says. "[Situation] has been handling it pretty well but it does get embarrassing and awkward for him to consistently be harassed for it."

"Mike was being heckled Friday before the fight broke out. It's been harder for him to deal with because his sobriety is still rather new. However, Mike absolutely hasn't been drinking or taking pills and is committed to sobriety."

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Is the Jersey Shore cast, which just started filming Season 6, staying off the sauce to stand in solidarity with pregnant Snooki and newly-detoxed Situation?

The gang hit up a bar last night in their first outing of the summer, and while Sitch was there, he reportedly didn't have anything to drink. Willpower, dog!

The Situation has said he was not in rehab for alcohol, but his trip to Cirque Lodge was indeed for both prescription drugs (which he admits) and alcohol.

The Jersey Shore Cast Photo

The crazy part is that not only did The Situation (and a pregnant Snooki) abstain from alcohol, the entire cast did as well, in an apparent show of support.

Very cool of them if so, but obviously it's a huge contrast from prior seasons.

After all, this crew is famous for a show revolving around getting drunk and hooking up, and makes you wonder if the show has lived past its shelf life.

Incidentally, they went to the bar where Snooki got punched in Season 1.

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When Jersey Shore returns this summer, it'll be a very different Situation.

Now on the road to recovery, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is opening up for the first time about his stint in rehab earlier this year in an interview.

He comes clean in the sit-down about the root of his problems.

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"My addiction was prescription painkillers. At first, I thought it gave me energy, helped me," he tells MTV. "Being in this business is not easy. I made a mistake by picking a substance over what I previously chose, which is fitness."

Mike adds that he never had a problem with alcohol or cocaine and even says he was barely drunk on the show ... a dubious claim, but still.

"You can't get girls if you can't speak to them," Situation says.

Mike says despite some of their epic fights, the cast has all been supportive: "At the end of the day, all the kids care for each other," he says.

Sitch says he will be back this summer and fist pumping like a fiend at Karma. As for his pregnant co-star, Snooki's getting her own house.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's ... The Situation.

According to Wizard World Inc., the Jersey Shore star has signed a publishing, development and appearance deal to create and publish a comic book based on Sitch.

"MPS Entertainment and I are thrilled about our new relationship with Wizard World. I grew up reading comic books and now I get a chance to star in my own. I can't wait for everyone to see what we are working on," said Sitch, a.k.a. Mike Sorrentino.

Situation on Our Hands

We know, we thought this was a joke at first too.

Added John Macaluso, the CEO of Wizard World:

"Wizard World is so excited to partner with one of pop culture's greatest stars. Mike will broaden our relationships with celebrities to new areas that leverage our access to the media, the fans, and especially our ability to bring comic book characters to life."

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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is out of rehab and ready to roll.

The Jersey Shore star, who was battling a prescription drug problem, has completed his treatment program at Cirque Lodge in Utah and claims he is rejuvenated.

“The Situation is home! I just want to thank everyone for their support and words of encouragement,” he tweeted. “I'm back stronger and better than ever!”

We Gots a Situation

Sorrentino voluntarily checked himself into the Utah rehab center for several weeks. He's admitted to excessive use of Xanax and Ambien, but not alcohol.

Reports say Mike's drinking problem, combined with the prescription drug issue, were leading him down a dark path in a hurry and led him to get help for it.

It's unclear if Mike has quit drinking for good, but we'll find out soon enough. The sixth season of Jersey Shore is scheduled to start filming this summer.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Biography

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