What the heck is wrong with Mike Myers?!? Someone needs to tell this actor that celebrities are supposed to alert the media about an impending marriage months ahead of time and then sell off wedding photos to the highest tabloid bidder.

Instead, the man behind Austin Powers and Shrek went out and quietly got hitched to his girlfriend of four years, Kelly Tisdale, about five months ago in NYC. She co-owns a Big Apple cafe and used to date Moby.

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