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Because we know you were sitting around wondering: Michelle McGee's take on Sandra Bullock's adoption of a new baby boy from New Orleans?

"I was really shocked," she said Friday.

On the nationally syndicated Johnjay and Rich radio show, Friday, she said she had "no idea" Jesse and Sandra had begun the adoption process.

Right, because that's totally the exact sort of subject you would expect the married guy who's nailing you to bring up casually during pillow talk.

Bombshell also says she never paid attention to celebrity gossip until her affair with James - and was stunned (!) by what she saw at the Oscars.

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YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING: "Bombshell" was shocked by Sandra's adoption. Similar to our reaction to the fact that people in the 21st century still heart Nazis.

"I was like, 'Whoa, what the heck?!'" said the stripper, who has said that James told her numerous times that his marriage to Bullock was "a sham."

What a disgrace.

In addition to being bummed about being left out of the pair's adoption plans, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is bitter at the biker for other reasons.

She calls him just an "OK" lover.

"I think so, yeah. I think Jesse is used to getting stuff that he wants and he's gonna get what he wants," she adds, noting that James is a big liar.

He clearly has a lot of work to do if he wants to turn his life around after this ... Look at the woman on the left, then the one on the right. Period.

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Jesse James mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee wants people to know she is not a Nazi. The trashy stripper's music of choice is therefore a bit strange.

Michelle Bombshell may want to rethink her selection of German heavy metal the next time she headlines at Vegas club Deja Vu... if there is a next time.

McGee "performed" to two songs Friday, one of which was "Feuer frei!" by Rammstein. Wikipedia says "The title is from the command to start shooting in German military language, can be compared to 'fire at will,' or 'open fire.'"

The lyrics, in German, translate to "Whoever knows pain is dangerous from the fire that burns the soul / bang bang, the burned child is dangerous / with fire that separates from the life, a hot cry / bang bang open fire!"

Jesse James' piece on the side is a classy babe.

Man, if that doesn't make you want to pay for a private lap dance from Bombshell McGee in the champagne room, you might wanna check your pulse.

Wonder if she handed out her Nazi photos as souvenirs. Follow the jump for a disturbing video TMZ got of Michelle workin' that pole to Rammstein ...

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Michelle Bombshell is making the most of her 15 minutes of fame... if you can even call it that. Notoriety could be better for a tattooed, Nazi porn star who is only known because she outed her affair with the married Jesse James.

She's in talks to star in a show called Celebrity Cheaters, but in the immediate future, Bombshell, the "stage" name of Michelle McGee, will sign autographs, pose for HOT photos and dance topless at Vegas's Deja Vu club Friday.

That's right. You can get a Michelle "Bombshell" McGee autograph.

"We're just cashing in on her celebrity now," Deja Vu advertising and marketing director Larry Beard hilariously admits, and more power to 'em.

The people who pay money to see her though? We're speechless.

Jesse James mistress Michelle McGee: Shamelessly cashing in.

McGee's payment by the club, in addition to tips she might receive, will be $5,000 – money Beard expects to recoup and then some, given her status.

Not only is she "the other woman" in the Jesse James sex scandal, one of the most talked about gossip items of 2010, but, well, there's the tat thing.

"There's actually a group of tattoo enthusiasts that are all going to show up," Beard says. "I'm getting a lot of response for it. It should be pretty big."

This is really disturbing on so many levels. But:

"She's a dancer. This is up her alley. Good publicity, bad publicity, it's all publicity to me," he said. "I mean, I don't expect Sandra Bullock to show up."

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In what would possibly be the most absurd reality show of all time (and that's saying something), a new one is in the works that would be hosted by ... wait ...

 ... Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and Jamie Jungers.

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According to the creator, it's about celebrities who cheat on their loved ones. Inspired by Tiger Woods and Jesse James and starring their mistresses. Genius.

Jesse James' alleged mistress - the one with that tattoos on her face - and Tiger Woods' trashy lingerie plaything have both agreed in principle to this, too.

Just when you think you've seen everything ...

ANGRY WHITE GIRL: A face made for the dark reality TV.

Celebrity Cheaters is the brainchild of Bobby Goldstein, creator of (yes) Cheaters. The show will attempt to "catch celebrity cheaters with their pants down."

Sounds like a slam dunk hit if ever there were one.

Ironically, Michelle McGee once applied to be on Cheaters to trap her ex. She was denied. No word if it's the same ex she may have wanted to have killed.

The show hasn't found a home yet, but Goldstein says McGee and Jaime Jungers have both agreed to do it, although no contracts have been signed yet.

Given that these two are among the most vocal mistresses (after the fact, not during) of the respective married celebs, we're not surprised in the least.

TIGER PAID ME: Then she kept on getting paid by milking her 15 minutes of quasi-fame for every cent they're worth. The lovely Jamie Jungers, everybody.

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Michelle McGee has fightin' words for her haters.

Jesse James' mistress got a lot more than that for porn star Gina Lynn, her upcoming female boxing adversary in Celebrity Boxing 19. Ding, ding!

There have been conflicting reports on this.

McGee was originally supposed to referee the match between Lynn and Hailey Glassman ... or Kate Major. One of the two was going to fight Gina.

In any case, whichever mediocre Jon Gosselin plaything was supposed to throw down backed down, leaving an opening for another d-list boxer.

Luckily, Bombshell stepped in. The fight is ON May 7:

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Michelle Bombshell (McGee) is famous because of boning Jesse James. Now she is featured on a site called BoneBreakerz.com. Coincidence? We think so. But funny.

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After hearing that the FBI investigated her for ordering a hit on Sandra Bullock, we can officially say Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is in a class by herself.

Not a good class, either. As if cheating, stripping, porn, and Nazi pics weren't enough, this confirms she's one of the shadiest people we've ever covered.

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Luckily, she wasn't tied to any actual wrongdoing in this case. But the fact that it was even investigated is crazy enough, and given her reputation ...

The FBI recently investigated a tip about a murder plot against Sandra Bullock that was allegedly arranged by the heavily-inked Jesse James' mistress.

Law enforcement sources say roughly two weeks ago, McGee's ex-husband, Shane Modica, reported that he received a call from some man in Missouri.

Michelle McGee didn't actually try to have Sandra Bullock popped, but when you look and act like she does, officials probably have to investigate every possible lead.

The caller claimed Bombshell wanted to put a hit on both Modica and Bullock ... and that he personally was the one who was supposed to do the job.

Modica reported the caller claimed he received the "order" for the killings before Bombshell's role in the Jesse James cheating scandal came to light.

The local FBI office contacted the local sheriff's office, as well as notified the FBI in Los Angeles, and ultimately concluded the threat was "not credible."

Phew. That's fortunate. We've seen Michelle McGee nude, strapped with ammo and riding a bomb, but good to hear she's not an actual murderer.

You're not, right Michelle?

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Michelle McGee never ceases to amaze. We'll never doubt her again.

Just when you think she can't possibly keep entertaining us, she comes out with a BS apology to Sandra Bullock or an interview in which she plays the victim.

Bombshell McGee

Or photos where she's nude and riding an old-school bombshell. Yes, really. Jesse James' mistress wearing nothing but ammo and living up to her nickname.

Again, how long can this trashy chick keep one-upping herself for our amusement? At least this doesn't qualify as a Nazi photo, but it's almost as revolting.

Here's Michelle "Bombshell" McGee in all her absurd, naked glory ...

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She may be a disgusting, home-wrecking, low-rent porn star Nazi, but Michelle "Bombshell" McGee says she's a victim of the Jesse James scandal too.

If James had just been honest with her, we wouldn't be where we are today, the mistress insists, omitting the fact that SHE BROKE THE DAMN STORY.

"I am not a home wrecker," she lied said Thursday in a chat with E! News. "I don't believe I destroyed their marriage. Jesse destroyed his marriage."

No comment on whether she was shocked about the other Jesse James mistresses like Merilee Gerth. But she does have words for the man himself.

"My message to Jesse would be, 'If you were honest to me up front, we wouldn't be in this situation.' It's hard to be the most hated person in America."

Boo f*%king hoo.

The heavily inked tattoo model believes that she "did the right thing" by sharing the scoop, as In Touch totally would have printed it anyway (!?).

She's also really sorry about the whole thing, Sandra.

"I hope she does watch this," Michelle "Bombshell" McGee said. "I'm sorry this all happened. I want to apologize for her hurt and embarrassment."

"I knew I was going to get some kind of backlash. This was America's sweetheart ... [But] I would do it again." Um, she means go public, right?

Lastly, Bombshell believes James should bear brunt of this scandal (he hasn't?) and that she "took his word" about being separated (really?!).

"At that time, I believed him. He made it clear he and [Sandra Bullock] weren't together. I believed him. I did have a little bit of my suspicions."

And we have ours. That Michelle McGee is full of it.

Check out a clip from her interview post-jump ...

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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is, like, really sorry for what she did.

Her sincere apology to Sandra for banging Jesse James apparently hasn't stopped the tattoo model / stripper / porn star from continuing to cash in, of course.

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And why should it? The woman's got kids who need food, yo!

Michelle Bombshell is taking the Nazi Adultery Express on a cross-country nightclub tour, according to TMZ. Truly the best way to show genuine class and remorse.

Here's a look at a hot invite for next week:

BAD GIRL'S NIGHT OUT: What one lucky girl will attend?!

Sources close to McGee say that Jesse James' alleged mistress desperately wants to tell "her side of the story" so people won't hate her quite so much.

What better place than the nightclub circuit? As Tina Fey said on SNL, when your face looks like a seventh grader's binder, you've got low credibility.

In any case, Bombshell's first stop is the aptly named "Bad Girl's Night Out" party at LIV nightclub in the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami next Wednesday. 

A security team will be with her at the nightclub and throughout her stay at the Fontainebleau hotel ... just in case Sandra Bullock tries to whack her.

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Evil tattooed mistress Michelle McGee says she owes Sandra Bullock a heartfelt apology for carrying on an 11-month affair with her husband, Jesse James.

Yup, we would say one is warranted.

"I feel guilty. I feel bad for Sandra," she told Australian's TodayTonight. "I'm sorry for the embarrassment. I'm sorry this is public. I'm sorry for everything."

Of course, this wasn't exactly Rachel Uchitel and Tiger Woods getting busted by The Enquirer. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee sold out James hard - for money.

But she did it for her kids, so that's cool.

McGee (who made $30,000 by selling the Jesse James cheating scandal) still says "I'm sorry for her embarrassment and pain. I do feel really bad about it."

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These two should meet up for coffee, don't you think?

While supposedly sympathetic toward Sandra, McGee blames James James for claiming he was separated from Bullock when they hooked up.

"I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was," she says ... over an 11-month affair with the semi-famous husband of a freaking movie star.

Bombshell also nailed Carey Hart. Did she think he and Pink were divorced?

"I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was. If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn't be in this situation." Sure thing, doll.

McGee also speculates on why James, who clearly wasn't interested in respecting his wife or marriage, was attracted to Bullock in the first place.

"Maybe he was attracted to her goodness, the cleanliness of it?" she posits.

Michelle says he and Jesse were hot and heavy for two months, but didn't see each other as often for the next nine. But he texted her every day.

Still, she was "not in love" with James, she says, but "I cared about him. My feelings were growing toward him," the porn star mother of two.

What do you think of Michelle McGee's apology?

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