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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is still around, and looking for attention any way she can get it, talking about Sandra Bullock and Jesse James dating Kat Von D.

Look, Michelle. Go away. Even THG is tired of you at this point.

Alas, despite the fact that Sandra Bullock has moved on from Jesse James' cheating scandal, his former mistress still wants to have a sit-down with her.

Don't hold your breath, B-shell.

"I would talk to her girl to girl and wish her the best," the gross tattoo model said. "She is a mom now, I think that's great. I am a mom too; I have two kids."

She hasn't run into Jesse James since the scandal broke earlier this year. "Never see him, never talk to him, nothing," she says. Big surprise there, MM.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee isn't surprised he is dating Kat Von D, either.

"He is going after a tattoo girl because that's what he likes," she said. "If that's what he is into, then that is what he is into. Kat is a great representation of that."

Profound. Deeply profound.

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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is still talking. She's still sounding inane and trying to get attention. If you're still interested, read on and hear what she said.

Jesse James' mistress is defending recently unearthed photos of herself wearing Nazi regalia, saying "I don't believe it's racism at all. Anti-Semitism? Yes."

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"If that was the intention of putting the costume on."

Toronto TV program etalk interviewer Elaine Lui pointed out that Anti-Semitism is racism. McGee said: "That's your view on that. I don't see it that way."

Okay then.

The pictures in question were followed by a similarly absurd Jesse James Nazi photo. He said on Nightline it "makes me really sad" to be called a racist.

Michelle McGee: Not racist. Just anti-Semitic.

Having not exhausted her daily quota of ridiculous comments, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee also believes she did Sandra Bullock a favor by boning James.

"In a twisted type of way," she opines, "I guess Sandra should be thankful that I did come forward and let her know that her husband did cheat on her."

The controversial model/stripper was in town to promote infidelity in a commercial for Ashley Madison, an online dating service for those in relationships.

"I have two beautiful boys to take care of, I'm a single mom," she said of making money from the pro-adultery site. "So yeah, I have profited off of this."

No kidding.

"It's my first priority to take care of my kids, to make sure they have a roof over their heads and food. I will do what it takes to support my children."

They have a great role model, that's for sure.

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She's already the poster child for infidelity. Why shouldn't Michelle "Bombshell" McGee make money off that image and help sell ... extramarital affairs?

The original Jesse James mistress has struck a lucrative deal to promote a website dedicated to people having affairs ... and she will be plugging naked.

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And we thought we'd heard everything.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee arrived in Toronto this weekend to shoot commercials for AshleyMadison.com, which unites married cheaters everywhere.

Appropriately, the shoot is at a strip club. That was her job before she became a professional mistress, and the ads will feature Michelle McGee nude.

Somehow, this is supposed to encourage having an affair?

No word if Michelle is still in talks to star on Celebrity Cheaters with Jamie Jungers, one of Tiger Woods' harem of waitresses, models and porn stars.

Bombshell will make about $500 per hour for the shoot, but sources say that she'll also make a percentage of all new traffic she brings in for the site.

Hey, if Michelle has taught us anything - with her actions and her insane, unsolicited comments every effing day - it's that men will spread their seed.

Monogamy, schmonogamy. Guys are gonna do what (and who) they're gonna do, it's just how they're made. Might as well capitalize on that action.

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Some people may have seen Jesse James' tearful interview on Nightline and been impressed at how he bared his soul, maybe even feeling a little sorry for him.

Michelle McGee is definitely not one of them.

"I do think things were avoided," his mistress told In Touch afterward. "Like details of our affair. He seemed to gloss over everything and it was very generic."

Poor thing is upset she didn't get a mention! Jesse admitted he "hurt" Sandra, but Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is upset that he didn't bring up her, as well.

"What about the other people he hurt along the way? I was just hoping for some acknowledgment of the pain and embarrassment he caused myself and others."

Look, lady. YOU outed the affair for MONEY. Then YOU continue to comment on every story and try to cash in at every turn. Who do you think you're fooling?

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Whatever Jesse James does, a Michelle McGee response is sure to follow.

On a slightly more legitimate note, McGee does take issue with some of James' proclamations, such as a statement that deep down, he wanted to get caught.

"No. He took every precaution NOT to get caught. I was only allowed to come up during after hours. We could never go get food - even at his own restaurant."

As for Jesse blaming his cheating on his father's abuse?

"I do believe something happened with his dad," Michelle said. "He talked about it one night. He said he hadn't talked to his Dad for years and he hated him."

However ... "I believe people could react that way as a result of abuse, but is this the reason for cheating with multiple women? I'm not sure I'm convinced."

Lastly, McGee is worried - for Sandra Bullock, and that she will fall for Jesse's tears:"I have my suspicions that they will be still together but not in public."

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The Michelle McGee PR tour continues.

Relentlessly milking her infamous status as Jesse James' mistress for every cent it's worth, "Bombshell" is featured in the new issue of Steppin' Out magazine.

What a cheap hack. Pretty gross, too.

Apparently under the impression people care what she thinks, Michelle McGee before she became a mistress, she believed "if a man cheats it's horrible."

But now? "I think men are made to spread their seed. Women need to accept that. You need to know that men are not meant to be with one woman."

Class act, this one.

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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee attempts to act classy.

"I think you can totally love your spouse and sleep with other women," says the Nazi with colored friends. "That urge will always be there if you're a man."

"I believe you can love your wife 100 percent and still stray."

The lady also says she feels bad for Sandra Bullock. Sure.

"It should be a happy time in her life," Michelle says. "She shouldn't be worried about this. She should be enjoying her time with her baby and celebrating. So I do feel bad about all this. I'd like to sit down and talk to her over lunch."

Mmm. Don't know if we'd hold our breath or wait by the phone.

As for Jesse James, she says she doesn't buy rumors that he had a sex addiction problem, claiming that "It's just an easy way to explain why you cheated."

Okay, we'll give her that. Sorry, Jesse and Tiger Woods.

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Who knew there even was a Team Bombshell?

NOTE: There really isn't. There's just a bra by that name modeled by Victoria's Secret beauties. Sandra Bullock fans can officially come down off the ledge now.

Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes were promoting Victoria's Secret new push-up bra Bombshell in L.A. Tuesday.

This has nothing to do with Michelle "Bombshell" McGee ... although we wouldn't be surprised to see her sue these gals or attempt to capitalize in some way.

Woman is quite fame-obsessed ...

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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee said earlier this week that she has lots of colored friends. Might she have had an affair with a certain "Cablinasian" fella as well?

You know what they say. Why stop at one celebrity home-wrecking sex scandal? Bombshell McGee is now hinting that she may have slept with Tiger Woods.

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Bombshell went on "The Soscia Network" radio show on Philadelphia's 106.1 FM this week, and was asked if she would send Jesse James a thank-you card.

He bolstered her "career," after all, and she's had no shortage of publicity.

After she said she's no longer in contact with Jesse James, the topic turned to Tiger Woods and how he must be so happy that James took the heat off him.

MICHELLE MCGEE: So wrong on every conceivable level.

Jokingly asked if she would go there, she replied, "How do you know I haven't?" Asked to elaborate, Michelle Bombshell said, "I'm not confirming or denying."

"But I'm surprised no one's picked up on that yet."

Uhh ... while it wouldn't be the biggest stretch of all time to think that McGee was among the many Tiger Woods affairs, we just don't see it. Call us crazy.

Blonde, petite, moderately attractive cocktail waitresses? Done, done and done. Chicks whose bodies look like a seventh grader's binder from metal shop?

Not really Tiger's type. Plus the whole Nazi thing.

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Two Jesse James mistresses in a boxing ring? We'd pay to see that!

Actually, no way would be pay money to see that. But we'd totally write about it the morning after and ridicule both of the trashy, hopefully bloodied individuals.

As you may know, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is set to fight adult film star Gina Lynn in a Celebrity Boxing bout (Hailey Glassman will reportedly be refereeing).

But what Bombshell really wants is to take on a personal rival.

“I want to fight Melissa Smith,” McGee said Thursday. “I’m going to call her out next. After I whoop Gina Lynn's a**, I'm going to set my sights out for Melissa.”

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Can we root for a double knockout?

Melissa Smith also slept with Jesse James while he was married to Sandra Bullock. No word if Bombshell will move on to Merliee Gerth when she's done there, or if all her colored friends will come to support her in the Philly rumble.

“I'm feeling great. I've been training, boxing a little bit. I think it'll be fun to beat Gina Lynn's a**. We had a press conference and she showed up with an anti-West Coast Choppers T-shirt. So she’s obviously got some fuel burning under her.”

Better than Jesse James being under her, we suppose.

We gotta ask: Who would you rather ...

 

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You see the cliched, wildly overused and ineffective "I have black friends" card played every so often by someone trying to diffuse allegations of racism.

The "I have colored friends card"? That's once in a generation.

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Your grandparents' generation. But apparently that's where Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is mentally, because she said this on The Howard Stern Show.

Stern was grilling Jesse James' mistress about all things racist ... her Nazi photos, white power tattoos, whether she dates outside of her race, etc.

Naturally, this resulted in the "I have too many colored friends" card. That's right, not just colored friends ... like, too many for a girl to even COUNT.

$h!t happens when you're a well-meaning, home-wrecking Nazi lunatic.

WHITE SUPREMACIST BOMBSHELL: That's Michelle McGee for you.

When she wasn't confirming that she's a half-wit bigot, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee described how she met Jesse James (MySpace) and gave the details about their first sexual encounter (raunchy, rough and long-lasting).

McGee said James began instigating things by kissing her, and that she only went along with it when insisted he was separated from Sandra Bullock.

Likely story.

Once things heated up, McGee said James ripped her pants and leggings off, which turned her on. She said there was very little foreplay, however, she does recall performing oral sex on him for a short time. Lovely.

McGee said James' "manhood" was merely average, and he made up the "Vanilla Gorilla" nickname about himself to imply it was bigger, although he has "excellent stamina" and they boned up to four times a night, four nights a week.

Safe to say we're not sad about Sandra Bullock divorcing him.

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Kat Von D says you shouldn't have beef with Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.

Well, not because of her tattoos at least. You can hate her for being an adulterer, fame-seeking sellout and overall waste of space, but lay off the tats.

"You can't judge a book by its cover," the L.A. Ink star said. "I think there's always been a negative stigma surrounding tattoos, especially on women."

"To me, it is all about how you carry yourself, and some people carry it differently, I guess. For me, I just want to be a positive example of tattooing."

As long as you don't screw an Oscar winner's husband, Kat, you're good.

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Michelle McGee, left, and TLC's Kat Von D.

She doesn't think it's fair to say that Michelle "Bombshell" McGee's look sparked her affair with Jesse James, ending his marriage to Sandra Bullock.

McGee bears quite the resemblance to James' porn star ex-wife Janine Lindemulder ... and to Kat Von D nude, come to think of it. See photo above.

"There have been many cases in the past that have been fully exploited where people have affairs and then they have absolutely no tattoos, so if we were to sit there and dissect that, that would be pointless and very time consuming," Kat said.

That settles that. People have affairs no matter what. Jesse James, tons of tattoos, a bunch of mistresses. Tiger Woods? No tattoos, 121 mistresses.

Foolproof theory, Kat. The real question: Who would you rather ... y'know?

 

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