Michaele and Tareq Salahi are both officially free to go about their lives nailing rock stars, crashing White House parties, desperately seeking fame and so on.
Tareq announced (and made a huge spectacle of the fact) that he would divorce Michele last September after she ran off with Journey's Neal Schon.
A Virginia judge signed the divorce decree yesterday, making Michaele and Tareq's split official. All their assets have been divided and accounted for.
After Michaele ditched him without notice in 2011, Tareq subsequently sued for $50 million, claiming Neal hijacked his wife and humiliated him too.
He claimed that Schon emailing a photo of his junk, combined with the loss of future revenue from reality shows, entitled him to that sum. Right.
The lawsuit is now settled as well as the divorce, Tareq says: "I do wish Michaele the best and now I can focus on my race for governor of Virginia."
He's serious, and since that state limits its chief exec to one term, the job is his for the taking in 2014 if he wants it ... and idiots vote for him.