by Hilton Hater at . Comments

They've been competing at the U.S. Olympic trials, each with at least one victory over the other, and they'll be doing the same on the big stage in London next month.

So it's only appropriate for swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps to square off now where it really matters: in the hearts and groins of women around the world.

By which of these athletes would you prefer to have your breasts stroked? With whom would you rather skinny dip? Weigh in below with your take on a Lochte and Phelps and the individual you'd most want to swim a naked medley with ... if you know what we mean!

And the Winner is?

Ryan Lochte or Michael Phelps? With which of these swimmers would you rather skinny dip? View Poll »

by Free Britney at . Comments

... you know. It's a tough call. One sculpted stud poses for money. The other swims for glory (and lots of money in endorsements). Both wear next to nothing.

Nicole Johnson lover Michael Phelps (right) has to be the favorite going into this critical showdown (based on his eight gold medals to his opponent's failed Nashville Star appearance), but don't count Miley Cyrus' boy toy Justin Gaston out! Tell us:

  • Justin Gaston Pose
  • Michael Phelps at the ESPYs

Who would you rather ...

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Earlier today, we published reports that Michael Phelps might be dating fellow Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard. Or British model Lily Donaldson.

Heck, he could be dating both of these beauties and he'd still need to add six girlfriends in order to match his gold medal haul from Beijing last week.

Truly amazing stuff. The only man even close to equaling Phelps' accomplishments in the water is Mark Spitz, who took home seven golds in 1972. Still, it's unlikely Spitz could defeat his Olympic counterpart in a head-to-head race.

But can he defeat him in a match-up of who could bed the most babes?

Take a look at each of these swimmers shirtless and let us know who you'd rather, well, you know ...

  • Michael Phelps Photo
  • Mark Spitz Golf Photo

 

Michael Phelps Biography

Michael Phelps Photo Michael Phelps is the most decorated athlete in Olympic history. He won eight gold medals - eight! - at the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing,... More »
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