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Just what we need: more Michael Lohan in our lives.

As previously reported, the man who actually makes us feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan leads the new cast of VH1's I've Officially Shed All Inhibitions and Morals in the Name of Publicity! Celebrity Rehab.

Fist-Pumpin' MiLo!

The network announced the full list of participants today (below), though it did not say for what addictions they will seek Dr. Drew's help. Hopefully, love is no longer an option...

  • Dwight Gooden
  • Amy Fisher
  • Steven Adler 
  • Bai Ling
  • Jessica "Sugar" Kiper
  • Jeremy Jackson

Season five of this degrading hit returns on June 26 and will focus on the new patients' 21-day rehab program at Drew Pinsky's Pasadena Recovery Center.

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by Free Britney at

This past Sunday was "family day" in VH1's Celebrity Rehab.

Astonishingly, Michael Lohan's stood him up in that piece.

The drama began when MiLo "wanted Lindsay, Ali, and the rest of the family to come for family day," says a source. "Michael even wanted Dina to come."

  • Fist-Pumpin' MiLo!
  • Mmm Lemme Think

"They all refused, they don't want to appear on camera in that setting, period."

"Michael grew very upset. Emotions were very raw for him. Soon, thereafter, all hell broke out between other patients and families," the insider said.

Viewers will be in for "quite a shock when it airs," the source says.

Dr. Drew "handled the mayhem with pure professionalism, as he always does," despite all he has on his plate (the Michaele Salahi debacle, etc).

Celebrity Rehab 5 is set to premiere in May on VH1. As for what brought MiLo to the show? Anger issues. Yes, he's addicted to rage. And fame.

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Earlier this week, Michaele Salahi was kicked off Celebrity Rehab because she lacked the one thing people entering rehab typically possess - addiction.

No clue why the show didn't establish this ahead of time, but Michaele's husband, Tareq Salahi is threatening to sue, and that's not even the half of it.

According to her husband Tareq, Michaele only agreed to do Celebrity Rehab to get help from Dr. Drew for a pre-existing condition: Multiple Sclerosis.

Michaele Salahi and Tareq Salahi

"She was leaning on Dr. Drew who is a respected doctor to get her through some of the issues after the White House," says fellow party crasher Tareq.

He adds that Michaele Salahi takes her MS condition "very seriously" and that it was the show that wanted her to pretend to be something she wasn’t.

Tareq says he now has plans of "exposing" Dr. Drew and the show.

"My wife takes her health very seriously, she has a real diagnosis of Multiple Sclerosis. We can show you  emails about what they wanted her to pretend to be, therefore, but that's going to come out later on with one of the major networks."

As for Michael Lohan's role in all this?

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by Free Britney at

With Lindsay Lohan working to stay sober and stay out of jail for felony grand theft, her dad has joined Celebrity Rehab for anger management issues.

Her mom, who does not care for her dad, calls this "unforgivable."

"We have tried to be as private as possible during this difficult time, now he plans to exploit our family even more, it is unforgivable," Dina Lohan said.

Dumb Dina Lohan

Don't even ask, because we have no explanation.

Shooting for the VH1 reality show began last week and Michael Lohan’s "treatment" is expected to last for about 21 days. Dina is far from pleased.

While they support his need for rehab, they feel doing it on a TV show is a PR stunt - from Michael Lohan? No way! - and ust plain unnecessary.

"The family is relieved Michael is getting help. Once again, we're all very disappointed by his constant yearn for attention," Dina Lohan explained.

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by Free Britney at

Michael Lohan is checking into rehab.

Of course, it's Michael Lohan, and he doesn't so much as breathe if it doesn't get him some publicity, so he's going to Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

The troubled father of Lindsay has already started filming the addiction reality show, which airs on VH1 and has a perfectly mediocre success rate.

Sorry, Jason Davis.

Michael has spent time in rehab previously and did time in prison in the '90s when he was involved in an insider trading/contempt of court scandal.

He and Lindsay Lohan have gone through periods of estrangement, but MiLo has been an outspoken advocate of his daughter and publicity lately.

Here's hoping he gets the help he needs, although that's a tall order. Michael Lohan Jr. is changing his name for a reason. We're just sayin' ...

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