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Michael Lohan's hilarious arrest the other night earned him a 6-5 career lead over daughter Lindsay in number of entries in our celebrity mug shots gallery.

It also got him his ass handed to him by a judge.

Jailed twice in the past week, MiLo appeared in court Friday, making excuses about why he violated a restraining order barring him from contacting his ex.

The judge was far from moved, given that Lohan took all of a few hours to break the rules the last time he was out on bail, so he was denied it this time.

Michael Lohan Booking Photo

In a wheelchair after spraining his foot trying to flee the cops by jumping off a balcony (seriously), and handcuffed, Mike had his lawyer plead his case.

Following testimony from ex-GF Kate Major about his incessant calling, harassment and alleged abuse of her, Lohan said he needed to be free because:

  1. Dr. Drew is expecting him at some TV shoot
  2. Lindsay Lohan's next court hearing is coming up on Wednesday
  3. He's got a celebrity boxing match with Tareq Salahi coming up

Stunningly, the judge wasn't moved and MiLo will be cooling his ass in a cell until further notice. He faces domestic violence charges and much more.

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by Free Britney at

We may as well rename our celebrity mug shots gallery the Lohan gallery.

Michael Lohan's hilarious arrest this week (the second of two) has set the family bar really high/low. It's hard to top his daughter's antics, but getting stuck in a freaking tree after jumping off a three-story balcony to flee the cops? Incredible.

Come to think of it, this explains a lot about Lindsay ...

Michael Lohan Mug Shots

As the ol' saying goes, like father like daughter ... making excuses, having zero respect for authority, keeping lawyers in business and entertaining the crap out of THG.

What the heck is wrong with these miscreants? How hard is it to read a restraining order or show up for community service? These mysteries boggle the mind.

Our question to you, readers, is a much simpler one:

Which Lohan has the better mug shots?

 

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by Free Britney at

Michael Lohan was arrested for domestic violence early Tuesday after an alleged dispute in which on/off GF Kate Major declined to provide him with oral relief.

Just hours before the Lindsay Lohan Playboy deal broke, Tampa Police arrested her dad on suspicion of domestic violence following an incident with Major.

Hilariously, MiLo complained of chest pains when authorities arrived, so they took him to a hospital. He then attempted to peace out after he was treated.

An officer spotted him, though, and hauled his ass to jail ...

Michael Lohan's Mug Shot

WARNING: The details of this story may be hard to swallow.

According to Kate Major, Michael flipped out and threatened to kill her because "she wouldn't give him a 'bl*w job'" ... pretty standard behavior for most guys.

The police report states that Michael came over to her Tampa apartment, when he began to yell about a SEPARATE upcoming domestic violence court hearing.

Major claims the argument got heated and MiLo got violent.

Kate, who has accused him of such behavior numerous times before, claims Lohan pushed her multiple times and squeezed her arms, and it got even worse.

She claims Lindsay's father also threw the remote at her and told her that he would "slit both his wrist and her wrist" and toss her off a fourth-floor balcony.

For his part, Mike takes issue with her story, bl*w job and all.

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by Free Britney at

Michael Lohan got popped on three felony charges late Monday night.

The father of Lindsay was arrested in West Hollywood, Calif., after a female companion accused him of domestic violence at a nearby apartment, police say.

MiLo was booked for inflicting corporal injury on a cohabitant, false imprisonment and preventing a report of victimization, Lt. John Ratto just confirmed.

Here's his new contribution to THG's celebrity mug shots album ...

Michael Lohan Mugshot

Michael Lohan's bail has been set at $200,000!

"Mr. Lohan was arrested after we received a call around 9 p.m. regarding a domestic dispute," Lt. Ratto said of what is the latest in a string of such reports.

Lohan, who has had past run-ins with the law and has done time in prison, appears not to have been on probation at the time of arrest, Lt. Ratto added.

"He was detained after he was spotted walking on the street near our station, showing no signs of intoxication that I'm aware of. He has been cooperative."

Interestingly, MiLo complained of a medical condition not related to the incident while at the station and was taken to L.A.'s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

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