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The person who booked Lindsay Lohan on the Late Show with David Letterman this week without authorization was none other than her dad. Naturally.

Michael Lohan says he signed her up to read the Top Ten list after getting the green light from Lindsay herself ... apparently Lindsay saw it differently.

Right after announcing LiLo's appearance, CBS issued a retraction this morning, explaining that some impostor booked her without her authorization.

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Letterman's people said that someone "purporting to be a friend of Lindsay's" reached out to them and made the booking, but did not reveal a name.

Lindsay did not explain this fiasco in much detail, but Tweeted late last night that she NEVER agreed to do the show and apologized for the confusion.

Michael says he was behind it, that he got the idea after Dave cracked a joke at Lindsay's expense during Friday's "Top 10", and Lindsay was into it.

Again, perhaps he could have checked with Lindsay? Or did he and get jerked around by the recalcitrant star and/or members of her "camp"?

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If you watched last night's Glee, you knew as soon as Katie Couric's hilarious cameo was over that Dina Lohan would be whining by close of business Monday.

Like clockwork, a "friend" of Dina's (apparently, she has one) says she is "hurt and shocked" by the show's latest jab - this time at Lindsay's mom directly.

Glee, which took shots at Lindsay earlier this season via Gwyneth Paltrow's guest character, and its "constant teasing" have downright offended Dina now.

If you don't watch Glee, here's the long and short of it: Katie (as herself) interviewed Jane Lynch's Sue Sylvester after she had been named Loser of the Year.

As Katie recounted all the losers Sue bested out for the title, Dina Lohan's name was among them. She is pissed. Her ex, Michael Lohan, also begged to differ.

In Michael's case, though, he thinks Glee just didn't go far enough.

Michael told sources that Dina "deserves a lot worse of a title after all she has done to destroy the relationships with my kids and entire family." How kind.

He calls the people Dina surrounds herself with "the epitome of losers."

You'd think with Lindsay's pending felony charge, they'd focus on ... oh wait, no you wouldn't. All these people do is whine about their pathetic lives instead of taking responsibility or establishing themselves as upstanding citizens through action.

Way to go, losers! Watch the clip after the jump:

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Lindsay Lohan's father Michael Lohan was rushed to a Newport Beach, Calif., hospital after experiencing chest pains late yesterday, according to reports.

MiLo was actually at a doctor's office for a consultation about getting his nose fixed (he's broken it several times over the years, likely due to his boxing).

Michael began complaining of chest pains, so the nurse took his blood pressure which alarmed her enough to call 911. His blood pressure was 200/110.

Fist-Pumpin' MiLo!

Hopefully Mike will be giving the thumbs-up again soon.

Apparently he got lucky. Reports say Michael, who's had chest pains before, needs emergency surgery on a blocked artery and stayed in the hospital overnight.

We've had our differences over the years, but we hope he makes a fast, full recovery. His children need him, even after their rocky past. Get well soon, Mike.

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After Lindsay Lohan's encounter with Dawn Holland at the Betty Ford Center, during which the former staffer originally alleged she was battered by Lindsay, only to take back that claim days later, we joked that bribes go a long way.

Well, the D.A. had the same thought. Only he isn't kidding.

The Riverside County D.A.'s office has kept open the case against Lindsay, and a suspected payoff to Holland is one reason for the extended investigation.

Nice n' Plump

KISS IT GOODBYE: She'd like to, but ... [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

"Riverside District Attorney David Greenberg, who is handling the case, suspects that Dawn Holland was paid off by Lindsay Lohan's camp," a source said.

"Greenberg believes that Dawn's change of heart was fiscally motivated. Greenberg believes Lindsay's camp paid Dawn off, plain and simple."

A source says Lindsay was unaware of any payment involving Dawn. That's because, Radar Online claims, Michael Lohan was the one involved.

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Get ready to melt inside. A preview of the song Michael Lohan paid one of the dudes from All-4-One to write for daughter Lindsay has been released and ... wow.

Just wow. MiLo's collaboration with Delious Kennedy, "My Rose," is a song about "a talented, beautiful young lady who grows in our hearts." So, so deep.

"She will wilt, but when she falls, I'll always be there to pick her up and put her petals back on," says MiLo of the song for Linds and its "Lady Gaga-vibe."

This is the best gift a father could ever give his daughter ...

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Sometimes, you pick up the phone and call your daughter. Sometimes, you need to hire one of the former members of All 4 One to pen a song for her.

Michael Lohan has commissioned Delious Kennedy, one of the members of the R&B ensemble to write and perform a track dedicated to Lindsay Lohan.

The song will be a companion piece of sorts to Lindsay's 2005 track "Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)." Remember when she sang?

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Michael's looking to start 2011 on a good note.

"It's about a talented, beautiful young lady who grows in our hearts. She is badgered by paparazzi, cut down by the media ... She will wilt, but when she falls, I will always be there to pick her up and put her pedals back on," says MiLo.

Poignant, are we wrong?

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Michael Lohan, voice of reason? Now we've seen everything.

Lindsay Lohan's dad says she's being manipulated by a lawyer dying for publicity and that suing the producer of a movie based on her life is absurd.

Her mom and Mike's ex-wife, Dina Lohan, and attorney Stephanie Ovadia have made rumblings that they may sue the producers of Dogs in Pocketbooks.

Michael says the film about a spoiled starlet with addictions who goes in and out of rehab is just satire, although he hopes they get the facts straight.

Here's Mike talking about Lindsay's fight in rehab, too ...

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Michael Lohan put Lindsay Lohan in rehab (in more ways than one).

Now he's scored the most ironic job ever and will be doing this for a living, working as a consultant for a rehabilitation referral company. Yes, for real.

MiLo's working with "Recovery Hub," an L.A. company that specializes in matching recovering addicts with a rehab center that best fits their needs.

Sounds like eHarmony for alkies. Hey, he's certainly familiarized himself with enough such locales. And they say the job market is in the tank ...

DON'T EVEN ASK, BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW: Yeah ... no idea what the heck is going on in this photo of Mike, but it doesn't make it any less awesome.

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Michael Lohan is slamming the director of Inferno, Matthew Wilder, for lying about firing Lindsay from the lead role in his upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic.

Celebuzz talked to Michael who claims that, in no uncertain terms, "Lindsay left Inferno. Wilder can shove it up his butt. She didn't want to do that movie."

"He's full of it. He was trying to ride our coattails."

Begging For it

ADVENTURES OF MILO: Today's task? Defend daughter's name!

Lindsay Lohan's highly-anticipated lead role in Inferno had been in limbo after failing drug tests, spending a few weeks in jail and landing in rehab indefinitely.

This caused shooting to be delayed, at which point Wilder said he let Lohan go and replaced her with Malin Akerman. It made sense ... but MiLo's crying foul.

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Lindsay Lohan has regained the right to operate a motor vehicle. We are happy for her ... and scared bit for residents of Palm Springs, California.

The L.A. County Probation Department and officials at the Betty Ford clinic signed off this morning, so Lindsay can drive again. Special treatment?

Not so much. Officials allow this for people "at Lindsay's care and treatment level," though it's still odd, as her legal problems stem from driving.

Clear the Freaking Road

SCARED? It's LiLo, we wouldn't blame you. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Meanwhile, Michael Lohan is so stoked about his daughter regaining her driver's license, dude gave her his own Mercedes Benz to tool around town in!

Not only is she planning on having Thanksgiving with dad, she's cruising around in the (very expensive) wheels MiLo lent her to prove his trust.

Michael dropped the convertible off Monday for her to drive as she pleases. How nice. We'd still keep a lengthy following distance ... but nice.

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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.

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