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Michael Lohan was arrested for domestic violence early Tuesday after an alleged dispute in which on/off GF Kate Major declined to provide him with oral relief.

Just hours before the Lindsay Lohan Playboy deal broke, Tampa Police arrested her dad on suspicion of domestic violence following an incident with Major.

Hilariously, MiLo complained of chest pains when authorities arrived, so they took him to a hospital. He then attempted to peace out after he was treated.

An officer spotted him, though, and hauled his ass to jail ...

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WARNING: The details of this story may be hard to swallow.

According to Kate Major, Michael flipped out and threatened to kill her because "she wouldn't give him a 'bl*w job'" ... pretty standard behavior for most guys.

The police report states that Michael came over to her Tampa apartment, when he began to yell about a SEPARATE upcoming domestic violence court hearing.

Major claims the argument got heated and MiLo got violent.

Kate, who has accused him of such behavior numerous times before, claims Lohan pushed her multiple times and squeezed her arms, and it got even worse.

She claims Lindsay's father also threw the remote at her and told her that he would "slit both his wrist and her wrist" and toss her off a fourth-floor balcony.

For his part, Mike takes issue with her story, bl*w job and all.

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Michael Lohan is concerned about his daughter, and for good reason.

Not only is she constantly in legal trouble, having been thrown in jail for the 14,384th time yesterday ... but have you seen Lindsay Lohan's teeth?

“She’s an addict, she doesn’t care and she’s in denial,” her dad said. “I want her in treatment for a year. Otherwise nothing is going to change in her life."

Mike thinks Lindsay's on crack or meth, and if she doesn't get her act together, she won't be visiting the morgue for community service, but permanently.

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This explains a lot.

On Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell on HLN Wednesday, Michael Lohan - no stranger to legal problems himself, which tells you something - said the following:

“The [issue with her teeth], that's from smoking a pipe with meth or crack. She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it.”

Linds reportedly had emergency dental surgery to fix her rotting teeth last week, amid concerns sparked when she walked a red carpet with a dented ass grill.

“[Prescription medication] would affect all your teeth, not just the front," the elder Lohan adds. "You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.”

Whatever you say, MiLo. Whatever you say.

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Kate Major has convinced a Florida judge that Michael Loahn poses such a threat - he has allegedly threatened to "whack" her - that he's been restrained indefinitely.

Major, who used to be engaged to Lohan and has made similar claims about him in the past, only to retract them, says Lindsay Lohan's dad is also harassing her.

Incessant phone calls and texts, threatening to "ruin her career" (whatever that consists of), the works. Michael must now stay at least 500 feet away from Kate.

Kate Major, Michael Lohan

Happier times in between violent, ridiculous fights.

The judge also declared, hilariously, that Michael Lohan can't have Kate or her father followed by hired muscle. He also is prohibited from phoning or texting her.

MiLo, who has TMZ on speed dial we're guessing, quickly responded on the celebrity news site: "This is just another way of Kate trying to make money."

Not sure how that works exactly, but sure thing Mike.

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Michael Lohan scored a major court victory by default. He will no longer be prosecuted for allegedly roughing up his ex-girlfriend Kate Major.

Why? Because she's kind of hard to reach these days.

Kate Major, Michael Lohan

The L.A. County District Attorney's Office charged the father of Lindsay Lohan with one count of misdemeanor corporal injury to a cohabitant.

Kate and Mike in happier times. Rare times they were.

That went down after the two allegedly got into a heated argument at the apartment they used to share and he allegedly tossed Kate around.

A similar incident also occurred a few months prior, only to see Kate (a former assistant to Lindsay) recant the allegations against Michael.

However, the D.A. announced that it can no longer proceed with the case because it cannot reach Kate, the only victim and the only witness.

MiLo wins.

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Just what we need: more Michael Lohan in our lives.

As previously reported, the man who actually makes us feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan leads the new cast of VH1's I've Officially Shed All Inhibitions and Morals in the Name of Publicity! Celebrity Rehab.

Fist-Pumpin' MiLo!

The network announced the full list of participants today (below), though it did not say for what addictions they will seek Dr. Drew's help. Hopefully, love is no longer an option...

  • Dwight Gooden
  • Amy Fisher
  • Steven Adler 
  • Bai Ling
  • Jessica "Sugar" Kiper
  • Jeremy Jackson

Season five of this degrading hit returns on June 26 and will focus on the new patients' 21-day rehab program at Drew Pinsky's Pasadena Recovery Center.

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The steadfast Michael Lohan is sticking to his story that he did not beat up his former fiancee, Kate Major. He pleaded not guilty to the charge today.

MiLo faced a misdemeanor charge of inflicting injury on a cohabitant and entered the plea just a short time ago at the courthouse in Beverly Hills.

Naturally, he made sure the gossip cameras tracked his every move.

Kate Major, Michael Lohan

Kate Major used to be Lindsay's assistant. Real normal.

Michael's trial starts July 5. As you may know by now, he was arrested on March 21 in L.A. after an argument with Kate allegedly became physical.

Kate says Mike choked her with a towel and threw her over furniture.

Michael claims Kate is the one who assaulted him, obviously, and/or that she made her story up like she did the other time, when charges were dropped.

Sounds like a healthy relationship, to say the least.

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Lindsay Lohan is denying a slew of hilarious reports that she hid in her closet when her father, Michael Lohan, paid her a surprise visit yesterday afternoon.

The troubled star claims she wasn't even home in Venice, Calif., when MiLo came by, and was reported quite desperately trying to get her to open the door.

"I'm fine," she told E! "I wasn't even home so it's funny how I was in my closet."

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Reports surfaced that Lindsay was hiding from Michael out of fear.

It was said that Michael was pounding on her front door trying to break in, then after getting no response, peered into windows as he tried to spot her.

That may well have happened, but Lindsay says she wasn't there. Though if she were there and hiding in the closet, no one would've seen her, so ...

You have to wonder. Girl does lie a lot. For what it's worth, MiLo, who was recently arrested for domestic violence, left before the police were called.

Just another chapter in Lindsay's crazy personal life, a saga that long ago eclipsed whatever career she had. Betty White would not approve.

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When you hear the name "Lohan," what is the first word that pops into your head? Drama? Drugs? Attention-starved-examples-of-everything-that-is-wrong-with-celebrity?

For the patriarch of this troubled, irritating family, the answer is simply: integrity.

No, seriously, just read Michael Lohan's response to the rumor that Lindsay will be dropping her surname. He told The New York Daily News:

"I'm proud of the Lohan name. It's a name of integrity. We all had very successful jobs on Wall Street. My father was an unbelievable provider. My sisters are pillars of the community. There's not a blemish in my family outside of me.""

Worst. Dad. Ever.

Michael doesn't believe his daughter will actually take this step, as he's using the chatter to take on his ex-wife once again and to make the possibility all about him.

"From the time [Dina] came out to California, she's tried to put a wedge between Lindsay and me," Lohan tells the newspaper. "Every time she comes around, she tries to put a wedge, and it's only harmful to Lindsay and the children. This family needs therapy."

Hey, it's the first intelligent thing Michael Lohan has ever said! Perhaps if he doesn't go to jail for allegedly choking Kate Major, Michael can look into this.

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Michael Lohan was arrested and hospitalized the other night following an alleged act of domestic violence against his former girlfriend/fiancee, Kate Major.

Not surprisingly, MiLo tells a different story of events than Kate Major told police, and vows to press charges against his ex, who he claims came at him.

Lindsay's dad says he is meeting with the cops and wants Kate charged with robbery, assault with a deadly weapon, domestic assault and trespassing.

He was charged today with domestic violence, but vows to clear his name.

Kate Major, Michael Lohan

“I asked to press charges on her. Look, I’m the one who got cut, I’m the one that was bleeding!" Michael told Radar Online. “I’m going to press charges.”

“I have to see what's missing and have her charged with robbery," he said.

And that's not all: “I want to also have her charged with assault with a deadly weapon - she cut me with something - domestic assault and trespassing."

MiLo was originally nailed for three felonies: preventing the report of the victimization, false imprisonment and inflicting corporal injury on a cohabitant.

After complaining of chest pains he was taken to Cedars Sinai Medical Center where he remained under arrest, closely guarded by police officers.

He was released late last night and issued a citation, his lawyer says.

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Looks like THG was correct in its theory that Michael Lohan's arrest for domestic violence last night stemmed from an incident with his ex, Kate Major.

It appears this violent confrontation got ugly really fast.

According to TMZ, citing what she told the cops, MiLo went to his apartment, which shared with Kate, last night. She hasn't lived there for a while.

Mike Lohan and Kate Major

Kate, who also dated Jon Gosselin, was briefly engaged to MiLo last year.

Kate dropped by to pick up some of her stuff, but Michael Lohan became upset that Kate was packing up for good, and quickly "went ballistic."

The two started arguing, and Kate turned her back on him, only to be grabbed and thrown across the room, striking the bedpost with her shoulder.

Kate Major claims Michael took a towel and began choking her, too.

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