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THG's favorite middle-aged miscreant, Michael Lohan, has officially been charged in connection with his two recent arrests involving his ex Kate Major.

If convicted, he faces up to four years behind bars.

Lohan was arrested twice in as many days last month, first for allegedly attacking Major in her apartment, then for allegedly violating a restraining order 24 hours later by trying to contact her by phone ... and trying to flee the cops.

Michael Lohan's Mug Shot

MiLo was hit with two misdemeanors for the first incident, in which he was arrested for domestic violence. He's charged with that and a violation of a domestic injunction.

He faces two more misdemeanor counts for the second bust - resisting arrest without violence and violating a condition of pretrial release (after the first arrest).

If convicted on all charges, Michael faces a max of four years in jail. He's actually spent time there before, years ago, for his involvement in an insider trading scandal.

Explains a lot about Lindsay Lohan, doesn't it?

No word if Mike will be released on bond as he awaits trial, but we saw how well that worked out last time. If so, Kate Major might want to get a bodyguard.

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Kate Major has now strongly implied, in her sit-down with Dr. Drew, that Michael Lohan sexually assaulted her and that she may be pregnant with his kid.

While no one deserves to be subjected to the things he did to her, you have to wonder.

What are the motives of someone to turns around and instantly milks this for publicity?

Asked what her worst experience with MiLo was, she replied:

Dr. Drew and Kate Major

"I guess I have to be really honest here. He had been doing cocaine all night and he was kind of coming off of a binge. I woke up. I wasn’t involved in that."

"We were in the Hamptons ... I went through his phone and I saw that he was talking to a woman ... he was saying some very nasty things about me."

"I woke him and said what is this? He took a remote, threw it at my head, handcuffed me to a bed and forcefully had sex with me. I never reported that."

That's messed up if true. And it gets worse still ...

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Michael Lohan is still cooling his rear end in solitary confinement in a Florida jail after being denied bail last weekend, but he has been allowed to make calls.

Collect calls. Which people apparently don't answer.

A recording of a call he attempted to place to one of his many flames - Kim Granatelle, from The Real Housewives of New Jersey - was obtained this morning.

She didn’t actually answer the phone and let the call go to her voicemail. Probably wise. Mike is in solitary for his repeated harassment of ex Kate Major.

“Kim has spoken with Michael who told her he was in a lot of pain,” said Kim’s friend, Tom Murro, who shared the recording (hopefully with her knowledge).

Keep in mind that he's in pain from jumping off a balcony and landing in a freaking tree while attempting to avoid the cops. Not prime sympathy material.

In an ironic twist, Michael and daughter Lindsay Lohan may be in jail at the same time, albeit on different coasts. LiLo must turn herself in by next week.

She'll likely get sprung faster, however, since she has better lawyers. And isn't charged with injuring or threatening to kill someone, or resisting arrest.

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Kate Major shed some interesting light on Michael Lohan's recent behavior in an interview with Dr. Drew. According to Kate, Lindsay's father is on steroids.

And trying to blackmail her by threatening to sell sex tapes she didn't know existed, and/or by killing himself and her as well. Guy is not really too stable.

Lohan, who is still in jail after being arrested a second time in less than 72 hours last week for harassing Major, allegedly threatened and attacked his ex.

Some excerpts from her sit-down with Double D:

Dr. Drew and Kate Major

On why she met up with MiLo that night last week: "I had agreed to meet with him. I said I wouldn’t meet with him alone. I didn't know he was on steroids."

"He was flipping out at me because my friend, who he didn't like, called me and I didn't answer the phone because I knew there was going to be an altercation."

"Threw the phone and cracked the phone. I got really scared. Then he took a vase and he was running around saying he was going to smash himself in the head."

"He took the phone out of my hand, threw me to the ground. I was afraid."

On his threat to sell sex tapes: "He had sent it to my house in a fedex envelope. Two dvd's of sex tapes that he had been taking without my knowledge."

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Michael Lohan is dead set on proving he can out-criminalize his daughter.

Following multiple run-ins with the law over the last few days for Lindsay's father, it has now come out that there's an active warrant out for his arrest in Suffolk County, New York, stemming from ignored child support payments.

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  • Michael Lohan Mugshot

TMZ confirms that Lohan owes money to the mother of a child in Montana he allegedly father, and will be arrested on sight if police spot him in New York City, Nassau County or Suffolk County.

Seriously, this guy should just pose for a handful of mug shots at once. It would save everyone a lot of time.

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Michael Lohan's hilarious arrest the other night earned him a 6-5 career lead over daughter Lindsay in number of entries in our celebrity mug shots gallery.

It also got him his ass handed to him by a judge.

Jailed twice in the past week, MiLo appeared in court Friday, making excuses about why he violated a restraining order barring him from contacting his ex.

The judge was far from moved, given that Lohan took all of a few hours to break the rules the last time he was out on bail, so he was denied it this time.

Michael Lohan Booking Photo

In a wheelchair after spraining his foot trying to flee the cops by jumping off a balcony (seriously), and handcuffed, Mike had his lawyer plead his case.

Following testimony from ex-GF Kate Major about his incessant calling, harassment and alleged abuse of her, Lohan said he needed to be free because:

  1. Dr. Drew is expecting him at some TV shoot
  2. Lindsay Lohan's next court hearing is coming up on Wednesday
  3. He's got a celebrity boxing match with Tareq Salahi coming up

Stunningly, the judge wasn't moved and MiLo will be cooling his ass in a cell until further notice. He faces domestic violence charges and much more.

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We may as well rename our celebrity mug shots gallery the Lohan gallery.

Michael Lohan's hilarious arrest this week (the second of two) has set the family bar really high/low. It's hard to top his daughter's antics, but getting stuck in a freaking tree after jumping off a three-story balcony to flee the cops? Incredible.

Come to think of it, this explains a lot about Lindsay ...

Michael Lohan Mug Shots

As the ol' saying goes, like father like daughter ... making excuses, having zero respect for authority, keeping lawyers in business and entertaining the crap out of THG.

What the heck is wrong with these miscreants? How hard is it to read a restraining order or show up for community service? These mysteries boggle the mind.

Our question to you, readers, is a much simpler one:

Which Lohan has the better mug shots?

 

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Kate Major's landlord has had it up to here with Michael Lohan drama.

As such, the former Star Magazine reporter and assistant to Lindsay Lohan has been put on notice - move out of her swanky Florida condo by next week or else.

Kate, who's been involved in an ... interesting relationship with Michael for the past year and a half or so, called the police on him twice in the past week alone.

Michael Lohan and Kate Major Picture

Kate Major lives in an exclusive housing complex in Tampa, home to several rich and famous people, including pro athletes, and home to plenty of drama this week.

Michael Lohan was arrested for domestic violence after a dispute over oral sex early Tuesday ... then released and busted again after contacting Kate the next day.

He tried to flee the second time, but cops pulled him out of a tree.

In any case, Kate's landlord has not taken kindly to the media firestorm, serving her with an eviction notice, giving her until November 1 to pack up and leave.

Kate is fighting the eviction, but it doesn't look good ... much like the chances of Michael Lohan actually paying attention to the terms of his restraining order.

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Michael Lohan was released from jail on $5,000 bond yesterday following his Tuesday a.m. arrest for domestic violence against on/off girlfriend Kate Major.

Lindsay's father was then arrested AGAIN for allegedly contacting Major in violation of a restraining order, then got stuck in a tree trying to evade police.

Seriously, this actually happened. Talk about going out on a limb.

Michael Lohan Back in Jail

Tampa police responded to a call early this morning from Kate, who claimed MiLo had been trying to contact her by phone and wouldn't leave her alone.

This after he was torn a new one by a judge for violating the restraining order the same day, and told if he even dreamed about Major, he'd go to jail.

Officers interviewed Kate, who called 911 on him earlier this week, at her apartment after she made the call. While police were there, he called. Again.

Officers believed that given Michael's repeated disregard for the no contact order, he was considered a "threat," so they went to his hotel to arrest him.

That's when he tried to escape by hopping a third story balcony ... and landed in a tree. Officers then helped him down and hauled him back to jail.

Michael Lohan was charged with violating a condition of his pretrial release (contacting Kate) and resisting arrest without violence. He is in custody.

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The 911 call placed by Michael Lohan's girlfriend Kate Major after he allegedly lost it and threatened to kill her in a dispute over oral relief has been released.

On the call, Major does not sound happy.

You can hear a panicked Kate, who has been down this road before with MiLo, telling the operator, "I'm afraid of him. He's gonna come in here and hit me."

She then hesitates to give out her address for some reason (as the dispatcher says, that's what 911 is for), then appears to lie when Mike asks who she's calling.

The father of Lindsay Lohan got popped on suspicion of domestic violence early this morning in Tampa, Fla. Here's the 911 call that led to his arrest ...