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The good news for Michael Lohan? He managed to NOT get arrested last night.

The bad news? He was rushed to the hospital with heart problems and will undergo surgery today.

MiLo Photograph

Lohan reportedly complained of chest pains while residing in a Florida treatment and, following a blood pressure reading of 200/110, was immediately taken to the hospital.

Doctors found a blood clot in one of Lindsay's awful father's lungs and will insert a stent into his heart this afternoon. Lohan also had surgery in February to fix an artery blockage.

We wish Michael a full recovery, we suppose.

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We often talk about how Lindsay Lohan beats the rap with pitifully short sentences for her numerous crimes, but she's treated like a serial killer compared to her dad.

Despite allegedly beating up ex-girlfriend Kate Major last month, repeatedly violating her restraining order, then contacting her while out on bail and resisting arrest, MiLo was not sentenced to jail time yesterday.

He got probation and rehab. Way to go, legal system!

Michael Lohan in Jail

Lohan pleaded no contest to four misdemeanors related to an incident at Kate's Tampa condo, in which he allegedly got violent when she refused to provide oral relief.

In exchange for no contest pleas, Lindsay's dastardly dad was sentenced to two years probation and ordered to spend four months at a residential treatment center.

He was also ordered to complete a domestic violence batterer’s intervention program and banned from all contact with Kate ... as if he pays attention to such orders.

Not to make Lindsay Lohan out to be a victim here, but her crimes have been non-violent offenses and she's at least required to show up in jail for a few hours.

If they had room to accommodate her, she might even be there right now. And yet MiLo goes free after his track record? It doesn't make any sense to us. You?

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THG's favorite middle-aged miscreant, Michael Lohan, has officially been charged in connection with his two recent arrests involving his ex Kate Major.

If convicted, he faces up to four years behind bars.

Lohan was arrested twice in as many days last month, first for allegedly attacking Major in her apartment, then for allegedly violating a restraining order 24 hours later by trying to contact her by phone ... and trying to flee the cops.

Michael Lohan's Mug Shot

MiLo was hit with two misdemeanors for the first incident, in which he was arrested for domestic violence. He's charged with that and a violation of a domestic injunction.

He faces two more misdemeanor counts for the second bust - resisting arrest without violence and violating a condition of pretrial release (after the first arrest).

If convicted on all charges, Michael faces a max of four years in jail. He's actually spent time there before, years ago, for his involvement in an insider trading scandal.

Explains a lot about Lindsay Lohan, doesn't it?

No word if Mike will be released on bond as he awaits trial, but we saw how well that worked out last time. If so, Kate Major might want to get a bodyguard.

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Kate Major has now strongly implied, in her sit-down with Dr. Drew, that Michael Lohan sexually assaulted her and that she may be pregnant with his kid.

While no one deserves to be subjected to the things he did to her, you have to wonder.

What are the motives of someone to turns around and instantly milks this for publicity?

Asked what her worst experience with MiLo was, she replied:

Dr. Drew and Kate Major

"I guess I have to be really honest here. He had been doing cocaine all night and he was kind of coming off of a binge. I woke up. I wasn’t involved in that."

"We were in the Hamptons ... I went through his phone and I saw that he was talking to a woman ... he was saying some very nasty things about me."

"I woke him and said what is this? He took a remote, threw it at my head, handcuffed me to a bed and forcefully had sex with me. I never reported that."

That's messed up if true. And it gets worse still ...

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Michael Lohan is still cooling his rear end in solitary confinement in a Florida jail after being denied bail last weekend, but he has been allowed to make calls.

Collect calls. Which people apparently don't answer.

A recording of a call he attempted to place to one of his many flames - Kim Granatelle, from The Real Housewives of New Jersey - was obtained this morning.

She didn’t actually answer the phone and let the call go to her voicemail. Probably wise. Mike is in solitary for his repeated harassment of ex Kate Major.

“Kim has spoken with Michael who told her he was in a lot of pain,” said Kim’s friend, Tom Murro, who shared the recording (hopefully with her knowledge).

Keep in mind that he's in pain from jumping off a balcony and landing in a freaking tree while attempting to avoid the cops. Not prime sympathy material.

In an ironic twist, Michael and daughter Lindsay Lohan may be in jail at the same time, albeit on different coasts. LiLo must turn herself in by next week.

She'll likely get sprung faster, however, since she has better lawyers. And isn't charged with injuring or threatening to kill someone, or resisting arrest.

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Kate Major shed some interesting light on Michael Lohan's recent behavior in an interview with Dr. Drew. According to Kate, Lindsay's father is on steroids.

And trying to blackmail her by threatening to sell sex tapes she didn't know existed, and/or by killing himself and her as well. Guy is not really too stable.

Lohan, who is still in jail after being arrested a second time in less than 72 hours last week for harassing Major, allegedly threatened and attacked his ex.

Some excerpts from her sit-down with Double D:

Dr. Drew and Kate Major

On why she met up with MiLo that night last week: "I had agreed to meet with him. I said I wouldn’t meet with him alone. I didn't know he was on steroids."

"He was flipping out at me because my friend, who he didn't like, called me and I didn't answer the phone because I knew there was going to be an altercation."

"Threw the phone and cracked the phone. I got really scared. Then he took a vase and he was running around saying he was going to smash himself in the head."

"He took the phone out of my hand, threw me to the ground. I was afraid."

On his threat to sell sex tapes: "He had sent it to my house in a fedex envelope. Two dvd's of sex tapes that he had been taking without my knowledge."

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Michael Lohan is dead set on proving he can out-criminalize his daughter.

Following multiple run-ins with the law over the last few days for Lindsay's father, it has now come out that there's an active warrant out for his arrest in Suffolk County, New York, stemming from ignored child support payments.

  • Michael Lohan's Mug Shot
  • Michael Lohan Mugshot

TMZ confirms that Lohan owes money to the mother of a child in Montana he allegedly father, and will be arrested on sight if police spot him in New York City, Nassau County or Suffolk County.

Seriously, this guy should just pose for a handful of mug shots at once. It would save everyone a lot of time.

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Michael Lohan's hilarious arrest the other night earned him a 6-5 career lead over daughter Lindsay in number of entries in our celebrity mug shots gallery.

It also got him his ass handed to him by a judge.

Jailed twice in the past week, MiLo appeared in court Friday, making excuses about why he violated a restraining order barring him from contacting his ex.

The judge was far from moved, given that Lohan took all of a few hours to break the rules the last time he was out on bail, so he was denied it this time.

Michael Lohan Booking Photo

In a wheelchair after spraining his foot trying to flee the cops by jumping off a balcony (seriously), and handcuffed, Mike had his lawyer plead his case.

Following testimony from ex-GF Kate Major about his incessant calling, harassment and alleged abuse of her, Lohan said he needed to be free because:

  1. Dr. Drew is expecting him at some TV shoot
  2. Lindsay Lohan's next court hearing is coming up on Wednesday
  3. He's got a celebrity boxing match with Tareq Salahi coming up

Stunningly, the judge wasn't moved and MiLo will be cooling his ass in a cell until further notice. He faces domestic violence charges and much more.

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We may as well rename our celebrity mug shots gallery the Lohan gallery.

Michael Lohan's hilarious arrest this week (the second of two) has set the family bar really high/low. It's hard to top his daughter's antics, but getting stuck in a freaking tree after jumping off a three-story balcony to flee the cops? Incredible.

Come to think of it, this explains a lot about Lindsay ...

Michael Lohan Mug Shots

As the ol' saying goes, like father like daughter ... making excuses, having zero respect for authority, keeping lawyers in business and entertaining the crap out of THG.

What the heck is wrong with these miscreants? How hard is it to read a restraining order or show up for community service? These mysteries boggle the mind.

Our question to you, readers, is a much simpler one:

Which Lohan has the better mug shots?

 

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Kate Major's landlord has had it up to here with Michael Lohan drama.

As such, the former Star Magazine reporter and assistant to Lindsay Lohan has been put on notice - move out of her swanky Florida condo by next week or else.

Kate, who's been involved in an ... interesting relationship with Michael for the past year and a half or so, called the police on him twice in the past week alone.

Michael Lohan and Kate Major Picture

Kate Major lives in an exclusive housing complex in Tampa, home to several rich and famous people, including pro athletes, and home to plenty of drama this week.

Michael Lohan was arrested for domestic violence after a dispute over oral sex early Tuesday ... then released and busted again after contacting Kate the next day.

He tried to flee the second time, but cops pulled him out of a tree.

In any case, Kate's landlord has not taken kindly to the media firestorm, serving her with an eviction notice, giving her until November 1 to pack up and leave.

Kate is fighting the eviction, but it doesn't look good ... much like the chances of Michael Lohan actually paying attention to the terms of his restraining order.

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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.

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