We often talk about how Lindsay Lohan beats the rap with pitifully short sentences for her numerous crimes, but she's treated like a serial killer compared to her dad.

Despite allegedly beating up ex-girlfriend Kate Major last month, repeatedly violating her restraining order, then contacting her while out on bail and resisting arrest, MiLo was not sentenced to jail time yesterday.

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Michael Lohan is dead set on proving he can out-criminalize his daughter.

Following multiple run-ins with the law over the last few days for Lindsay's father, it has now come out that there's an active warrant out for his arrest in Suffolk County, New York, stemming from ignored child support payments.

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Michael Lohan Biography

Lohan, Michael
It's a close race between Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin for the world's worst celebrity father. In terms of making the argument for... More »
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Michael Lohan

Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.