Michael Lohan

Michael Lohan is dead set on proving he can out-criminalize his daughter.

Following multiple run-ins with the law over the last few days for Lindsay's father, it has now come out that there's an active warrant out for his arrest in Suffolk County, New York, stemming from ignored child support payments.

TMZ confirms that Lohan owes money to the mother of a child in Montana he allegedly father, and will be arrested on sight if police spot him in New York City, Nassau County or Suffolk County.

Seriously, this guy should just pose for a handful of mug shots at once. It would save everyone a lot of time.

Michael Lohan's hilarious arrest the other night earned him a 6-5 career lead over daughter Lindsay in number of entries in our celebrity mug shots gallery.

It also got him his ass handed to him by a judge.

Jailed twice in the past week, MiLo appeared in court Friday, making excuses about why he violated a restraining order barring him from contacting his ex.

The judge was far from moved, given that Lohan took all of a few hours to break the rules the last time he was out on bail, so he was denied it this time.

In a wheelchair after spraining his foot trying to flee the cops by jumping off a balcony (seriously), and handcuffed, Mike had his lawyer plead his case.

Following testimony from ex-GF Kate Major about his incessant calling, harassment and alleged abuse of her, Lohan said he needed to be free because:

1. Dr. Drew is expecting him at some TV shoot
2. Lindsay Lohan's next court hearing is coming up on Wednesday
3. He's got a celebrity boxing match with Tareq Salahi coming up

Stunningly, the judge wasn't moved and MiLo will be cooling his ass in a cell until further notice. He faces domestic violence charges and much more.

We may as well rename our celebrity mug shots gallery the Lohan gallery.

Michael Lohan's hilarious arrest this week (the second of two) has set the family bar really high/low. It's hard to top his daughter's antics, but getting stuck in a freaking tree after jumping off a three-story balcony to flee the cops? Incredible.

Come to think of it, this explains a lot about Lindsay ...

As the ol' saying goes, like father like daughter ... making excuses, having zero respect for authority, keeping lawyers in business and entertaining the crap out of THG.

What the heck is wrong with these miscreants? How hard is it to read a restraining order or show up for community service? These mysteries boggle the mind.

Our question to you, readers, is a much simpler one:

Which Lohan has the better mug shots?

Kate Major's landlord has had it up to here with Michael Lohan drama.

As such, the former Star Magazine reporter and assistant to Lindsay Lohan has been put on notice - move out of her swanky Florida condo by next week or else.

Kate, who's been involved in an ... interesting relationship with Michael for the past year and a half or so, called the police on him twice in the past week alone.

Kate Major lives in an exclusive housing complex in Tampa, home to several rich and famous people, including pro athletes, and home to plenty of drama this week.

Michael Lohan was arrested for domestic violence after a dispute over oral sex early Tuesday ... then released and busted again after contacting Kate the next day.

He tried to flee the second time, but cops pulled him out of a tree.

In any case, Kate's landlord has not taken kindly to the media firestorm, serving her with an eviction notice, giving her until November 1 to pack up and leave.

Kate is fighting the eviction, but it doesn't look good ... much like the chances of Michael Lohan actually paying attention to the terms of his restraining order.

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Michael Lohan was released from jail on $5,000 bond yesterday following his Tuesday a.m. arrest for domestic violence against on/off girlfriend Kate Major.

Lindsay's father was then arrested AGAIN for allegedly contacting Major in violation of a restraining order, then got stuck in a tree trying to evade police.

Seriously, this actually happened. Talk about going out on a limb.

Tampa police responded to a call early this morning from Kate, who claimed MiLo had been trying to contact her by phone and wouldn't leave her alone.

This after he was torn a new one by a judge for violating the restraining order the same day, and told if he even dreamed about Major, he'd go to jail.

Officers interviewed Kate, who called 911 on him earlier this week, at her apartment after she made the call. While police were there, he called. Again.

Officers believed that given Michael's repeated disregard for the no contact order, he was considered a "threat," so they went to his hotel to arrest him.

That's when he tried to escape by hopping a third story balcony ... and landed in a tree. Officers then helped him down and hauled him back to jail.

Michael Lohan was charged with violating a condition of his pretrial release (contacting Kate) and resisting arrest without violence. He is in custody.

The 911 call placed by Michael Lohan's girlfriend Kate Major after he allegedly lost it and threatened to kill her in a dispute over oral relief has been released.

On the call, Major does not sound happy.

You can hear a panicked Kate, who has been down this road before with MiLo, telling the operator, "I'm afraid of him. He's gonna come in here and hit me."

She then hesitates to give out her address for some reason (as the dispatcher says, that's what 911 is for), then appears to lie when Mike asks who she's calling.

The father of Lindsay Lohan got popped on suspicion of domestic violence early this morning in Tampa, Fla. Here's the 911 call that led to his arrest ...

Michael Lohan 911 Call

Michael Lohan was arrested for domestic violence early Tuesday after an alleged dispute in which on/off GF Kate Major declined to provide him with oral relief.

Just hours before the Lindsay Lohan Playboy deal broke, Tampa Police arrested her dad on suspicion of domestic violence following an incident with Major.

Hilariously, MiLo complained of chest pains when authorities arrived, so they took him to a hospital. He then attempted to peace out after he was treated.

An officer spotted him, though, and hauled his ass to jail ...

WARNING: The details of this story may be hard to swallow.

According to Kate Major, Michael flipped out and threatened to kill her because "she wouldn't give him a 'bl*w job'" ... pretty standard behavior for most guys.

The police report states that Michael came over to her Tampa apartment, when he began to yell about a SEPARATE upcoming domestic violence court hearing.

Major claims the argument got heated and MiLo got violent.

Kate, who has accused him of such behavior numerous times before, claims Lohan pushed her multiple times and squeezed her arms, and it got even worse.

She claims Lindsay's father also threw the remote at her and told her that he would "slit both his wrist and her wrist" and toss her off a fourth-floor balcony.

For his part, Mike takes issue with her story, bl*w job and all.

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Michael Lohan is concerned about his daughter, and for good reason.

Not only is she constantly in legal trouble, having been thrown in jail for the 14,384th time yesterday ... but have you seen Lindsay Lohan's teeth?

“She’s an addict, she doesn’t care and she’s in denial,” her dad said. “I want her in treatment for a year. Otherwise nothing is going to change in her life."

Mike thinks Lindsay's on crack or meth, and if she doesn't get her act together, she won't be visiting the morgue for community service, but permanently.

This explains a lot.

On Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell on HLN Wednesday, Michael Lohan - no stranger to legal problems himself, which tells you something - said the following:

“The [issue with her teeth], that's from smoking a pipe with meth or crack. She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it.”

Linds reportedly had emergency dental surgery to fix her rotting teeth last week, amid concerns sparked when she walked a red carpet with a dented ass grill.

“[Prescription medication] would affect all your teeth, not just the front," the elder Lohan adds. "You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.”

Whatever you say, MiLo. Whatever you say.

Kate Major has convinced a Florida judge that Michael Loahn poses such a threat - he has allegedly threatened to "whack" her - that he's been restrained indefinitely.

Major, who used to be engaged to Lohan and has made similar claims about him in the past, only to retract them, says Lindsay Lohan's dad is also harassing her.

Incessant phone calls and texts, threatening to "ruin her career" (whatever that consists of), the works. Michael must now stay at least 500 feet away from Kate.

Happier times in between violent, ridiculous fights.

The judge also declared, hilariously, that Michael Lohan can't have Kate or her father followed by hired muscle. He also is prohibited from phoning or texting her.

MiLo, who has TMZ on speed dial we're guessing, quickly responded on the celebrity news site: "This is just another way of Kate trying to make money."

Not sure how that works exactly, but sure thing Mike.

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Michael Lohan scored a major court victory by default. He will no longer be prosecuted for allegedly roughing up his ex-girlfriend Kate Major.

Why? Because she's kind of hard to reach these days.

The L.A. County District Attorney's Office charged the father of Lindsay Lohan with one count of misdemeanor corporal injury to a cohabitant.

Kate and Mike in happier times. Rare times they were.

That went down after the two allegedly got into a heated argument at the apartment they used to share and he allegedly tossed Kate around.

A similar incident also occurred a few months prior, only to see Kate (a former assistant to Lindsay) recant the allegations against Michael.

However, the D.A. announced that it can no longer proceed with the case because it cannot reach Kate, the only victim and the only witness.

MiLo wins.