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In light of Lindsay Lohan ratting out her supposedly coked up mom, and Lindsay Lohan then taking back her accusation and going off on her father instead, Michael Lohan has finally spoken out.

Michael Lohan Interview Pic

A quick/ridiculous/nauseating rewind:

  • Lindsay and Dina Lohan got into a blowup at 4 a.m. Tuesday, following your basic mother/daughter night out at a NYC nightclub.
  • Lindsay responded by calling her dad and explaining how loco her mom had gone and how she was totally on drugs.
  • Lindsay then called TMZ, backtracked on any drug-based allegation, referring to the fight with Dina as "normal" mother/daughter stuff (like clubbing until 4 a.m.!) - and went off on Michael for making her phone call to him public.

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Lindsay Lohan wants to set the record straight about her blowout fight with mom Dina, and how she feels about her dad Michael secretly recording their phone call.

First off, LiLo says she lied about her mom being on cocaine during the fight.

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"I told my dad a really hurtful and untruthful lie about my mom. She was not on cocaine," the 26-year-old said on celebrity gossip program TMZ Live.

That supposed lie was played for all the world, since MiLo likes to record phone calls and release them to the media - a fact Lindsay is justifiably PISSED about.

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Lindsay Lohan made a plea for help to her father last night during her epic fight with her mom, claiming she was being kidnapped by a coked-up Dina Lohan.

It's pretty insane. Listen to the hysterical phone call below:

The Lindsay Lohan-Dina Lohan fight broke out this morning after they left an NYC club at 4 a.m. The two were in a limo en route to Dina's Long Island house.

After they got to the house, their heated argument got physical, after which Lindsay called up her father, Dina's ex-husband Michael Lohan.

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Dina Lohan: "Look at you, you're in your little tie and your little shoes...." Dr. Phil: "I'm in my little tie and my little shoes … what the hell does that mean?"

The train wreck mother of Lindsay Lohan stops by Dr. Phil next week, and from the looks of the promo below, it goes about as well as you imagine it does.

She's basically a living, breathing advertisement for Alcoholics Anonymous.

When Dr. Phil is taking you to task for exploiting people, you know you've got issues. Did we mention Michael Lohan is also appearing via satellite?

Set your DVRs for this one people. Then do some soul-searching and reflect on your life and why the hell you would devote an hour of it to these people.

We're not judging, we're totally gonna be doing the same after we finish adding more Lindsay Lohan pictures to our gallery. We love that hot mess.

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Looks like Lindsay Lohan is getting a little brother or sister for Christmas.

Kate Major is now in her second trimester, meaning we are just a few short months away from the birth of Michael Lohan's latest offspring. Woo. Hoo.

Mike got Kate Major pregnant this summer in violation of a restraining order that barred Michael from any contact with her, which is just hilarious.

She's doing well and looking good though. Check it out ...

Kate Major Pregnant Photos

Sources say K.M. has been taking it easy in Florida with MiLo, who apparently managed to escape legal trouble for getting all up in Kate despite the no contact order, and that they don't know the gender of the young one just yet, but give it time.

No comment from Lindsay. Or Ali. Or Dina.

[Photos: TMZ]

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Kate Major is reportedly pregnant with Michael Lohan's baby, and all we have to say it:

Ummm.... congratulations?

Kate Major with Michael Lohan

The very-much-on/even-more-off couple has not officially been an item in months.

In fact, Major called the police on Lohan as recently as April, claiming he showed up at her place of work and refused to leave. Michael, however, asserted at the time that the twosome were actually shacking up... despite Kate actually having a restraining order against her supposed boyfriend.

The pregnancy, first reported by TMZ, appears to back up Michael's account.

A rep for the couple confirms Major is expecting, and an insider says she's in her first trimester. Yes, this means the baby was actually conceived when his/her father was legally barred from having contact with his/her mother. That's just hilarious.

Incredibly, impending half-sister Lindsay Lohan may be the most stable relative this poor child ends up with.

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Troubled star Lindsay Lohan was the instigator, aggressor and drink-tosser in her latest nightclub melee ... according to a witness who is probably lying.

We've been tough critics of Lindsay in the past, but piling false accusations on the girl is becoming a major sport in Hollywood these days. Cut the BS.

The witness, who was with the other girl involved in the latest altercation with Lohan, says the whole thing began after a major misunderstanding.

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The girl was hanging out at the booth next to Lindsay's when Lohan tapped her on the shoulder aggressively and asked, "Did you bump into me?"

The girl denied the bump, and suggested the real culprit could have been one of the guys in Lindsay's group. She then pointed to one of the men.

Lindsay replied, according to the witness, "That's my dad ... why would he bump me?" The girl then shot back, "You go clubbing with your dad?"

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The life of Lindsay Lohan is almost too ludicrous to believe sometimes.

Last night, the alleged actress returned to the scene of the alleged crime from two weeks ago, when she allegedly got into a fight with some woman.

This time, LiLo rolled to The Standard Hotel in Hollywood and went to Smoke and Mirrors, the same nightclub ... and got into it with another woman.


Lindsay's friend drove her car to the hotel, with the star in the passenger seat. The driver pulled into the parking garage and promptly hit another car.

Witnesses say Lindsay called her sometimes-estranged, oft-jailed father, Michael Lohan, for help, and he dutifully showed up ... and then hung out!

MiLo took his little girl inside the club and the two chilled for hours, without any alcohol. Cute! It was all fun until some moron had to go mouth off.

Around closing time, a woman in the booth next to theirs made a snide comment about Lindsay showing up with her dad. LiLo was far from happy.

Lindsay got up and screamed, "Shut the f**k up!" The woman responded by throwing a drink in Lindsay's face. MiLo grabbed her and bolted for the exit.

A day in the life.


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Kate Major has called the police on her former lover Michael Lohan, claiming he violated his restraining order, which he claims is totally untrue ... again.

This is the April 12, 2012 edition of this oft-repeated story.

Law enforcement sources say crazy Kate called the Delray Beach, Fla., police, claiming Lohan had shown up to a salon she was at (a violation of the current protective order against him) and started furiously banging on the glass windows.

  • Kate Major Mug Shot
  • Michael Lohan's Mug Shot

Police arrived, but by that point, MiLo had already split ... apparently he did not get stuck in a tree trying to flee the cops this time. We think.

Michael's side of the story is that Kate actually invited him to the salon in the first place, so that she could borrow money for him ... allegedly.

Mike says Kate has been seriously involved with him recently and that the two have been secretly living together in spite of the restraining order.

Law enforcement sources say police took Kate Major's statement when they showed up to the salon and have also spoke to MiLo as well.

The Florida State Attorney's Office will decide if charges will be filed and ML makes yet another contribution to our celebrity mug shots album.

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Lindsay Lohan might have a judge convinced she's got her life back on track, but her loser father says she's got to work on things with the man upstairs.

Michael Lohan, who just completed a court-ordered rehab stint himself, told Radar Online that he sees his daughter with bigger problems than probation.

"People can make things right with a judge but that doesn't mean they've made it right with God," MiLo hilariously said about his 25-year-old daughter.

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  • Mi-Lo Photo

"Judges don't always pass the right judgment themselves,” says Michael Lohan, who has been put in jail by more than a few judges over the years.

“God is the ultimate judge, and he judges us based upon what he sees and knows - not man!" adds MiLo. "I think we all know that all too well."

"For those who don't, well, I feel sorry for them."

Profound words from a man who lives his life for the Lord and demonstrates his faith with his selfless actions every single day ... or something.

His sermon to the celebrity news site goes on:

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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.

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