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In a new interview, Dina Lohan basically implies that Lindsay Lohan is a train wreck because she saw her father, Michael Lohan, abuse drugs - and her mom.

"I need to make the world aware that Lindsay is messed up because her father is so messed up," Dina told the New York Daily News in an explosive story.

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Dina claims her daughter's ongoing problems all stem from graphic incidents in which she witnessed her father beat her mother in 1986 - and rape in 1990.

"Lindsay saw her dad abuse me - that's why she's so screwed up," Dina said. "She saw a lot of crazy stuff. I want the world to know the root of her problems."

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Michael Lohan is adamant that he didn't cheat on Dina Lohan when he knocked up Kristi Horn during their marriage 17 years ago, because they were on a break.

MiLo's secret love child Ashley Horn was revealed on TV last week.

He long denied that he was the father, only to be put in his paternal place by a DNA test while the cameras rolled. It was unexpected and awkward, to put it mildly.

Now he's doing damage control amid backlash.

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Lindsay Lohan has no interest in meeting her new half-sister, according to reports.

If you missed Michael Lohan's latest charade, he took a DNA test on national TV to determine whether he fathered Ashley in 1995 with mistress Kristi Horn.

The results came back positive, to his complete and utter shock. On live TV.

Lindsay Lohan has been aware of the paternity dispute for years now, but did not know her father had taken a DNA test until it played out last week.

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Michael Lohan and Kristi Horn totally have a daughter.

A DNA test confirmed his long-rumored love child - conceived in 1995 while he was married to Dina Lohan - and it was all caught on video to boot!

Michael agreed to do a DNA test for an episode of Trisha Goddard, which is apparently a show. 

On it, he and the 17-year-old girl who claimed to be his daughter met in person for the first time. The results came back positive with the cameras rolling.

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Michael Lohan sucks at getting Lindsay Lohan into rehab, but he says he got the job done with Octomom Nadya Suleman. Seriously. MiLo is claiming credit.

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Lindsay's dad claims he's running a non-profit in Florida for nine months that stages interventions for people in need of substance abuse treatment.

So far, he's successfully helped at least 25 people, according to Mike at least. His latest success story? Successfully having Octo check into rehab.

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Lindsay Lohan is laughing off the idea of her father Michael Lohan placing her under conservatorship, saying convicted criminals shouldn't be pointing fingers.

She would know, right?!?

LiLo is telling close friends that "no judge would buy" what he's trying to sell regarding her being hooked on drugs and alcohol and unable to manage her own affairs.

According to a close source, she said:

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Michael Lohan wants to secure a conservatorship for his daughter, Lindsay Lohan.

Popularized by Britney Spears, this arrangement would strip the troubled star of control regarding her own financial, legal and medical decisions indefinitely.

MiLo told a lawyer that his daughter is a hardass druggie who hangs with the wrong crowd - including her own mother Dina Lohan - and must be saved. Now.

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Before you jump to the obvious conclusion, two interesting points:

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Lindsay Lohan has HAD IT with Michael Lohan, and the events of this month - leaking the phone call during her fight with her mom, and Friday's intervention attempt - were the last straw.

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The actress will seek a restraining order against him, according to reports.

Lindsay's mom has been encouraging her to do this ever since MiLo secretly recorded and leaked a phone call she made detailing the epic fight with Dina earlier this month.

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Police showed up at Lindsay Lohan's Beverly Hills home yesterday after her deranged dad and others tried to stage an intervention to get her into rehab.

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MiLo believes his daughter is off the wagon and that's why she has (allegedly) become a no-show for post-production work on her upcoming movie The Canyons.

He told TMZ that Lindsay hangs out with "a bunch of alcoholics and drug addicts" and that her entire team is on board with the intervention. Except ...

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Is Lindsay Lohan seeking a restraining order against her dad Michael Lohan?

Dina Lohan, Lindsay's mom and Mike's ex-wife, wants her to like yesterday.

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Dina's war with Michael - a nuclear situation that trumps last week's fight with Lindsay - has reached scored earth proportions, and she's urging Lindsay to take her side.

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Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.