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Lindsay Lohan was destined for a downward spiral because of her train wreck dad Michael, according to former baseball standout Dwight "Doc" Gooden.

The athlete has experience with Lindsay's dad from their 2011 stint in Celebrity Rehab together, and tells Jim Rome, "He was definitely a head case."

"I can kinda understand why Lindsay has the problems she has."

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Doc says Michael Lohan was the most screwed up of his Rehab, but LiLo's dad says Gooden is just bitter because he recently tried to get him help.

Wait, what?

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Remember that truce between Dina and Michael Lohan? Where they actually shared a meal and laughed and made nice and have Lindsay hope that her parents may no longer be at each other's throats?

It lasted for about 24 hours.

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A day after these two met for dinner and seemed to be on a path toward reconciliation, they appeared on some ridiculous talk show called The Test, during which subjects take lie detector/DNA tests to try and settle long-term disputes.

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What in the name of functional family life is going on with the Lohans?!?

First, reports indicate that Lindsay is acting like a model patient in rehab, attending counseling sessions and admitting she has a few issues to iron out.

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Now, sources tell TMZ that Michael and Dina Lohan actually met for dinner last night at the W Hotel in Hollywood… and they actually made nice!

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Lindsay Lohan just got her second half-sibling in less than three months!

Michael Lohan and Kate Major have welcomed their first child together. In November, it was revealed that MiLo fathered Ashley Horn 18 years or so ago.

The man is fertile, ladies and gentlemen!

Kate Major, Michael Lohan

While Lindsay was booking it to court this morning in L.A., Kate Major went into labor at a Florida hospital. Son Landon Major Lohan arrived at 11:39 a.m.

The stats: 19 3/4 inches, 7 lbs., 5 oz.

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Michael Lohan is adamant that daughter Lindsay Lohan is NOT a hooker, dammit … despite being quoted just hours earlier saying that she's basically a high-priced escort.

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As we reported earlier, a new Star/Radar expose claims Lohan is an actual, highly-paid escort. The celebrity gossip publication quotes MiLo saying she's "getting paid to date rich men."

According to the reports, these "dates" can last up to a week and the men shower her with lavish, six-figure gifts like jewelry and money - several of her alleged clients are even named.

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Lindsay Lohan is an actual, high-class escort who pays her bills by dating rich men, according to a new report ... using quotes from her father, Michael Lohan.

Just when you think you've heard everything.

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Desperate for money, the troubled actress has, celebrity gossip site Radar Online claims, begun offering up her "services" as a professional escort.

Bolstering this claim? None other than her dear ol' dad.

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Michael Lohan may be the reason Lindsay Lohan is so messed up (or one of them anyway), but he's no deadbeat dad, according to the mother of his 17-year-old love child.

Despite court documents proclaiming Michael is more than $300,000 behind on child support, Kristi Horn says she reached a private settlement out of court with MiLo.

Any outstanding support for Ashley Horn, 17, who was recently confirmed to be Mike's daughter after years of legal back-and-forth, will be paid ASAP, Kristi claims.

She says this in spite of the fact that documents were just filed to enforce a child support judgment Kristi obtained back in 2009 - to get $316,720 from Lindsay's dad.

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Michael Lohan has had it up to here with ex-wife Dina Lohan's claims that he raped her back in 1990. He's threatening to sue her if she doesn't STFU.

MiLo's attorney just sent a cease-and-desist letter to her after her recent interview in which she detailed the alleged rape and preceding cocaine binge.

She also provided black eye photos in an attempt to prove her bombshell story.

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Calling Dina's allegations "false, defamatory, and unlawful," Mike's lawyer also implies she's been harassing him with voicemails and emails of late.

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Following her explosive claims that Michael Lohan beat and raped her - and Lindsay Lohan is messed up as a result - Dina Lohan has revealed photographic evidence.

Or so she says. Check out this "vintage" photo published by ET:

Dina Lohan Black Eye

Dina's shocking allegation that her husband Michael abused her during their marriage was not new, but the level of detail she provided this week was.

Her point in describing graphically the alleged 1986 beating and 1990 sexual assault? That Lindsay is such a disaster because she had to survive MiLo too.

Michael Lohan denies her accusations, saying he only backhanded her once, causing no injuries, and couldn't have raped her because she was on top.

Proof of abuse or not, they're bound to stir up controversy. Follow the jump for two more Dina photos, featuring her black eye and baby Lindsay Lohan:

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Michael Lohan Biography

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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.

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