Since his release from prison, Michael Lohan has often encouraged daughter Lindsay to follow the path of God.

In light of his most recent arrest, though, we can't help but wonder if God would like to request a new mouthpiece.

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There's one thing Michael Lohan loves more than attention: the almighty.

On his new blog, MichaelLohanOnline.com, the awful father rails against daughter Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, and then encourages all readers to seek the TRUTH. To wit:

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Perennial Father of the Year candidate Michael Lohan has apologized for calling his daughter Lindsay's girlfriend Sam Ronson "a drug" earlier this summer.

"I regret all the things I said about Samantha," Michael told New York Magazine.

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You gotta hand it to Michael Lohan.

The awful father and terrible human being has managed to use an event such as his father passing away to garner publicity for himself and to bash his ex-wife.

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Michael Lohan has said he's engaged to Erin Muller, but the arrangement won't be made official until certain family issues are resolved.

If the ex-convict is waiting for daughter Lindsay to forgive him, well, he'll never be officially engaged.

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Never one to shy away from a quote, Michael Lohan has confirmed that he's close to marrying long-time girlfriend Erin Muller.

"We picked out a ring, but it's not official," the father of Ali and Lindsay told E!, addiing that Muller has accepted his proposal, but the couple is waiting for "some family issues [to be] resolved" before the official announcement is made.

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Michael Lohan Biography

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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.