Perennial Father of the Year candidate and new Jon Gosselin BFF Michael Lohan called the LAPD early this morning to report a break-in at Lindsay's house.

Michael claims a safe was ripped off the wall and a couple of watches were taken from Lindsay Lohan. Michael also believes it's "an inside job" since the people that work for his anorexic waif daughter "failed to turn the alarm on."

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No word on whether they were trying to set a record for most douchebags at a single dinner table, but Jon Gosselin met up with Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael Lohan, in Southampton Wednesday night. Yes, we are quite serious.

With Jon were Kate Major, the celebrity gossip reporter (for Star) who he was seen having dinner with earlier this week, and Real Housewives star Jill Zarin.

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Since his release from prison, Michael Lohan has often encouraged daughter Lindsay to follow the path of God.

In light of his most recent arrest, though, we can't help but wonder if God would like to request a new mouthpiece.

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There's one thing Michael Lohan loves more than attention: the almighty.

On his new blog,, the awful father rails against daughter Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, and then encourages all readers to seek the TRUTH. To wit:

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Perennial Father of the Year candidate Michael Lohan has apologized for calling his daughter Lindsay's girlfriend Sam Ronson "a drug" earlier this summer.

"I regret all the things I said about Samantha," Michael told New York Magazine.

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Michael Lohan Biography

Lohan, Michael
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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.