Michael Lohan wants a Britney Spears-style conservatorship in place so that he may control his troubled daughter Lindsay Lohan's entire life going forward.

He already makes everything about him. Why not make it legal! Attorney David Chon and MiLo will file conservatorship papers within the next few days.

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Did Michael Lohan leak the racy photos of his ex-fiancee, Erin Muller, that appeared online and she is suing over? He says no, but he also lies a lot, so ...

One can trust the father of Lindsay Lohan about as far as you can throw him. He'll do anything for attention or to gain leverage on people close to him.

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Michael Lohan has moved to Los Angeles to be with his troubled daughter Lindsay. Whether she approves or even knows about this is unlikely, but good for him!

The douchenozzle says he moved from N.Y. to L.A. this week, to be closer to various celebrity news media outlets Lindsay, who's undergoing rehab and therapy.

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Kate Major has lawyered up against her ex-fiance Michael Lohan, and we can't say we blame her, given that the dude leaked topless pics of her online.

In a cease and desist letter to Lohan, her attorney writes:

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Michael Lohan Biography

Lohan, Michael It's a close race between Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin for the world's worst celebrity father. In terms of making the argument for... More »
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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.