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Upon researching this story, we had the following questions:

  1. Michael Lohan actually has a Twitter account?
  2. Someone would follow Michael Lohan on Twitter?
  3. Someone would go to the trouble of hacking it?
  4. That someone said Lindsay Lohan is HIV positive?
  5. M-Lo really used Twitter to go off on Perez Hilton?

Apparently, yes to all ... or at least #1 and #5. Mike says someone hacked into his Twitter account this morning and posted that Lindsay is "HIV positive."

That Tweet is now off. "Somebody was impersonating me," he later said. "I'm disgusted. I would never ever say something like that about my daughter."

Crazy Lindsay

The feud between Michael and Lindsay heated up last week when he staged an intervention, barging into her home with the L.A. County Sheriff's Dept.

He claims LiLo is abusing drugs again (she denies this) and is a bad influence on 16-year-old sister Ali Lohan. Michael was widely criticized for the move.

As for today's Tweets, the impostor also accused Linds of sleeping with Tommy Mattola at age 17. Mike says he's seeking legal action against the hacker.

But not before he tears into Perez Hilton for reasons unknown. A couple of hours ago, in response to Lord only knows what, Michael Lohan wrote:

  • Stop stirring up trouble Perez, you're disgusting. Hell awaits you. You are only getting a taste now. U R the one who is likely to get AIDS!
  • @perezhilton and you are also the one who wishes you slept with Moguls! leave us alone. Or are you that obsessed?!
  • @perezhilton... for all I (we) know, you hack accounts and make most of this stuff up yourself, you sausage jockey

Uhhh, okay Mike. Using gay slurs and suggesting Perez get AIDS? Really classy, not to mention an extremely effective way of helping Lindsay.

Not to mention, how can you expect us to believe your account was hacked when you make another AIDS-related crack hours later? Ass clown.

We always thought you were a piece of work ... but it looks like that was far too kind. You're a complete waste of oxygen. Please, please go away.

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Lindsay and Ali Lohan may go to court to keep their father, Michael, away.

"We will be getting restraining orders... It will happen imminently," their mother Dina tells Us Weekly. "My children are absolutely petrified of him."

As you probably know, Michael brought the L.A. County Sheriff's Department to Lindsay's L.A. home Thursday to attempt to remove Ali Lohan, 16.

Dina: "He says, 'I'm worried about Ali!' Then pay child support!" Burn.

Clearly delusional or just plastered, Dina went on to defend Lindsay as a good role model for her little sister, and says, "Everything is fine with Ali."

Calling Michael "disgusting," she adds: "All my kids... he's never been there. He's been in and out of jail for 10 years. This guy has to be stopped."

Not a dysfunctional trio at all ...

She says that Lindsay and Ali temporarily ditched Lindsay's Los Angeles apartment after Michael's intervention because the girls are "so scared of him."

On the flip side, Michael met with his lawyer yesterday and plans to ask a sentencing judge to force Lindsay into rehab or award him a conservatorship.

Michael said, in reference to Britney Spears' conservatorship: "Jamie Spears was dealing with a wife that was on his side, not enabling. I'm dealing with an ex wife that wants nothing to do with helping Lindsay get better."

Mike also asserted that Lindsay is on "Adderall... bipolar medication, anti-depressant medication ... it is toxic. When I left [rehab facility] Cirque Lodge [in October 2007], she departed with a bucket of medication. I was disgusted."

Lindsay has denied using drugs.

In addition to calling her an enabler, Michael accuses Dina of "bleeding Lindsay Lohan dry" and only trying to "save" Lindsay to leech off her bank account.

Everyone with the last name Lohan will be investigated before long.

On this one, Dina is missing the boat ... because Lindsay is broke. Dina isn't acknowledging it, but multiple sources involved in her finances say it's so.

Michael says it's ironic, since Dina is guilty of "bilking Lindsay with her 20 percent commissions," and is threatening to release "over 100 tapes" of her.

For now, M-Lo is getting the hell out of L.A., but says he plans upon returning to NYC he may report Dina to Child Protective Services. Stay tuned ...

Whose side are you on?

 

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Today is D-Day for Lindsay Lohan.

This according to her estranged father, Michael Lohan. He's laid down an ultimatum - meet with him or he'll go to court. His goal there could be twofold:

  1. To free Ali Lohan, 16, from Lindsay's home.
  2. To set up a Britney-like conservatorship.

One catch? He wants to meet with Lindsay Lohan and his lawyer. After he said just last week that no lawyers, just his daughters, needed to be present.

Michael is retaining Lisa Bloom, a very smart lawyer and the daughter of (you know it) Gloria Allred. Lisa also just happens to work for ... wait for it ...

... an entertainment TV show!

SAVE LINDSAY: It's certainly a noble cause, as the girl is headed downhill in a hurry. But once again, Michael Lohan's motives are highly questionable at best.

Why throw a high-profile lawyer in the middle of this supposed be-all, end-all father/daughter heart-to-heart? And where is Ali Lohan in all of this?

Will Lindsay meet with Michael? Will Michael go to the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services to get Ali out of Lindsay's clutches?

Will Michael become the 2010 version of Jamie Spears? Were will Lindsay be getting sloshed this evening? Will Michael appear on Extra tonight?

These and many more questions remain unanswered in the escalating Lohan family drama. But whatever his motivation, at least he's still fighting.

One of Lindsay's former close friends says that virtually all of the train wreck's friends have basically just thrown in the towel in recent months.

The well-known ex-pal, who requested anonymity, "talking to Lindsay is like talking to a wall - if you ever say anything negative to her, she cuts you off."

The friend calls her "a lost cause." Let's hope it's not too late.

 

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Maybe her money problems are even worse than we thought. Lindsay Lohan has been named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex, officials say.

The watch belongs to one of her "friends," who accidentally left it at Lindsay's earlier this year and never got it back. Better try the local pawn shop!

No, but seriously, the police say they have have photographic evidence which could prove Lindsay Lohan knows exactly where the Rolex ended up. 

Lindsay denied any involvement when questioned by police, and her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley said, "The allegations are completely untrue."

Nevertheless, the way things are going for Lindsay, you have to wonder. Rolex theft or no Rolex theft, this once bright star is slipping away fast.

Thief! THIEF!

Lindsay Lohan's downward spiral has her father Michael going all out to keep her and her younger sister Ali safe. But will he be able to before it's too late?

Following yesterday's failed attempt to have police free Ali Lohan from her sister, Michael Lohan is seeking to have Lindsay placed in a conservatorship.

That's right, Britney Spears style. If you recall, Britney was deemed unfit to make financial, medical or personal decisions for herself, so her dad does.

Michael says he's pushing for the same, given his daughter's current state, but will back off if ... and only if ... Linds agrees to a sit-down, and pronto.

M-Lo wants to talk to Lindsay and Ali alone. No Dina Lohan and no attorneys. If they agree, he'll back off with L.A. County DCFS. It's an ultimatum.

Judging by some of the things she's written, we wouldn't hold our breath, Mike. Whatever his intentions, Lindsay clearly wants nothing to do with him.

Whose side are you on?

 

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Officers from the L.A. County Sheriff's Department arrived at Lindsay Lohan's apartment this afternoon to check on her little sister Ali Lohan's welfare.

Accompanying the deputies? Their father, Michael Lohan!

M-Lo went to the Sheriff's Department and said 16-year-old Ali Lohan was staying with Lindsay and that being said, he was concerned for her safety.

He convinced deputies to make a "welfare check" on Ali. Lindsay Tweeted that she's pissed at building management for letting cops and Michael in.

Sources say Ali was in the apartment and deputies spoke with her before leaving and allowing the teen to remain with her older train wreck sister.

Not to be deterred, Michael is now going to the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services, per advice from the Sheriff's Department.

  • Lindsay, Ali Lohan Photo
  • Train Wreck and JV Train Wreck

VARSITY AND JV TRAIN WRECKS: Lindsay and Ali Lohan are inseparable lately. This has their dad, Michael, worried for the 16-year-old's safety. [Photos: Fame]

Michael made a "compelling case" to Sheriff's deputies, saying Ali was in Lindsay's car on the way back from Coachella and the car was going over 100 mph.

Not everyone is moved by his efforts, however. The girls' mom and Lindsay's chief enabler, Dina, wants Lindsay to get a restraining order against Michael. 

With the legitimacy of the Sheriff's Dept. backing him this time, it's unlikely it would stick. Still, Dina Lohan vows that "My ex could be in big trouble. He's dangerous."

"If he can't get to them he is going to try to hurt them. It's not good."

Speaking with celeb gossip outlet TMZ after the incident, Michael steadfastly vowed to stay the course until Lindsay checks into rehab for substance abuse.

Michael says he will not leave L.A. "until Ali is removed from Lindsay's home and has a normal life of a 16-year-old. Anywhere Lindsay goes, I'm bringing cops."

The plot thickens! Should Linds heed her concerned dad's warnings and get help, or should that jerk just butt out? Whose side are you on?

 

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Michael Lohan and Kate Major not only got engaged, they're wasting no time trying for a kid. Mike says they "practice at least four times a night" in fact.

As if the mere engagement weren't gross enough to his last family.

Lohan and Behold

"Kate wants a baby. Since I'm getting no younger, we practice at least four times a night," he tells TV Guide about his fiancée, but with one minor caveat:

"We agreed that if she does get pregnant, one is enough."

Probably for the best, given how the last batch turned out.

Michael Lohan, who turns 50 this month, has four children with ex-wife Dina, including helpless, broke train wreck Lindsay Lohan and JV version Ali Lohan.

That's how many times we tried to conceive by noon!

Kate Major, who at 27 is just a few years older than Lindsay, had a short relationship with Michael Lohan’s friend, Jon Gosselin. Hey, anything's a step up.

The two got engaged Easter weekend after dating about half a year. A place and date have not been set, but they're looking at December on Long Island.

Two people Mike probably won't see there? His previous wife and his eldest daughter. “It’s certainly a marriage made in tabloid heaven,” Dina Lohan said.

“Kate dated Hailey Glassman’s ex, then is best friends with Michael’s ex [Erin Muller], now she’s engaged to Michael. It all sounds a bit incestuous to me.”

“Where he’s finding money for weddings, engagement rings, I don’t know. He’s nine months behind on child support... pay for the kids you already have.”

Lindsay Lohan was more succinct, though no less repulsed by the news.

"I'm gonna vomit!" she told Us. "I so didn't need that info... yuck!"

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Michael Lohan and Kate Major, the former Star magazine reporter who made headlines last summer for quitting her job to date Jon Gosselin, are engaged!

No date has been set, but Kate 2.0 said, "I've already talked to some bridesmaids, and it will probably be in New York ... probably at the end of this year."

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

She brought Mike to meet her dad in Florida last weekend to get his approval.

Somehow he got it?!

"I'm very traditional," Kate Major says. "Michael went down with me for Easter, to meet my father to ask his permission, and my father gave his blessing."

Lindsay, meet your new stepmom. She's just four years old than you!

Already wearing an engagement ring, says of her man, "I'm ecstatic. I'm very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it's meant to be."

Michael Lohan echoed his future bride's sentiments: "I'm ecstatic. I have never met anyone who's been there for me like Kate. She's always been there for me."

"The one thing about Kate is that she doesn't come with baggage."

Well, sans the Jon Gosselin thing, but compared to that guy, Michael Lohan may actually look like a prize catch. He's only a terrible dad to four kids, not eight!

But seriously, we're happy for the couple and wish them the best. We still expect another unwarranted, pissed-off rant from Mike, but we wish them the best.

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It's been one heck of a week for troubled star Lindsay Lohan, even by her standards. Two months behind on rent, her landlord sent a legal notice to pay or get out.

Lindsay paid $23,000 and avoided eviction ... this time.

The one-time actress isn't pulling in any income and her prospects for work are near non-existent because of substance abuse woes, according to inside sources.

We've told you how people close to her fear for her life. Well, there is a strong feeling - even resignation - that Lindsay Lohan will die soon if she doesn't get help.

There is deep frustration among many that her mom, Dina, enables her by insisting Lindsay is fine. As for her other parent? Well, that dude defies description.

Michael Lohan, who has gone on a crusade against Linds' supposed enablers (and this website in his free time), is none too pleased with her recent allegations.

Yesterday, she Tweeted abuse accusations once again. His reply?

"There was no physical abuse," he said. "When there's yelling, I tried to shelter my kids from arguments my wife and I had. Dina unfortunately got the kids involved in the things we did, the arguments we had, and still does. She uses my kids as pawns."

As for his preferred means of electronic communication lately?

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If Michael Lohan weren't preoccupied with emailing The Hollywood Gossip at all hours of the night, he might try reaching out to his estranged daughter instead.

Clearly he has his work cut out repairing that relationship.

Thursday, Lindsay Lohan lashed out at her dad, alleging once again that he abused her when she was a kid. Specifically, the troubled star alleged that he "verbally/literally HURT my mother, brothers, sister Aliana ... why, i ask u?"

A few hours later, the actress removed the post. Still, we were able to snag a similar screen shot from her account before it was taken down by Lindsay:

Lohan Twits

WAR OF THE LOHANS: Let the abuse allegations fly.

She also wrote yet didn't elaborateon this: "My father just sent me this as I was leaving my gym 'I told you to stop Linds this is the last time... and take down the tweet about me HURTING MOM... U will be getting a call from SOMEBODY today to end you.'"

LOL. This guy and his cyber threats. We can relate, Linds.

Michael Lohan told celebrity photo agency X17 that she likely posted the abuse claim to retaliate against him for his recent attempts to get her to go back to rehab. He held a live press conference to urge her to do so this week.

"What Lindsay is saying on Twitter is nothing more than nonsense," he says. "As far as the ex father comment, maybe she's divorcing me today, but she will remarry me once she gets her life back ... she's really crying out for help."

"Obviously she realizes that I'm serious about getting her into rehab," he adds. "She's beginning to panic because I have been contacting people around her, as well as attorneys of my own, to take measures to get her the help she needs."

We agree with Michael that Lindsay should probably go to rehab, or at least see a therapist ... but these Lohans have really got to learn better communication.

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Michael Lohan does not like celebrity gossip.

Specifically, he does not like THG's coverage of his antics, or those of his troubled daughter Lindsay, who he recently reached out to via live press conference.

What did The Hollywood Gossip do to enrage Lindsay's ex-con dad? Simply report on Michael's press conference ... which he clearly sought attention with.

If Michael's goal is convincing Lindsay to check into rehab, we wholeheartedly support him. Girl needs help, and any means of her getting it are justified.

If anything, our coverage helps Michael help Lindsay Lohan.

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  • Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot: Reloaded!

Mike's trying to help Linds ... by tearing us a new one?

Just the same, M-Lo (or someone claiming to be him) fired off a pissed-off rant to THG, telling us to back off, disparaging our collective manhood, and encouraging us to locate the nearest electrical socket, among other things.

Pretty rude individual.

A bit of a loose cannon, he included his address and phone number, which we have omitted from this follow-up article, but they appear to be legitimate.

Follow the jump to see what Michael Lohan, or someone convincingly masquerading as Michael Lohan, emailed THG last night at 11:53 p.m. EDT ...

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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.

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