So much for that pledge to shut up mercifully until May 13. Michael Lohan will be back in L.A. Monday ... and he's already telling people that he's going to start the legal ball rolling to create a conservatorship for Lindsay Lohan.

That would leave him, or a court-appointed third party, in charge of the actress' finances, career, medical decisions and pretty much her whole life.

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan

Michael Lohan swears he'll pipe down for the next two weeks ... provided his dysfunctional ex-wife gets her act in that time, otherwise it is SO on again.

Issuing a deadline to Dina Lohan - giving her over two weeks to sit down and talk about Lindsay and Ali Lohan - Mike promises to STFU for the moment.

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Michael Lohan and Kate Major, the former Star magazine reporter who made headlines last summer for quitting her job to date Jon Gosselin, are engaged!

No date has been set, but Kate 2.0 said, "I've already talked to some bridesmaids, and it will probably be in New York ... probably at the end of this year."

Posted in: Michael Lohan

Michael Lohan does not like celebrity gossip.

Specifically, he does not like THG's coverage of his antics, or those of his troubled daughter Lindsay, who he recently reached out to via live press conference.

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Michael Lohan Biography

Lohan, Michael It's a close race between Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin for the world's worst celebrity father. In terms of making the argument for... More »
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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.