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Michael Lohan may need to get drunk and cause a scene after all.

The douchenozzle father of Lindsay Lohan showed up at the Betty Ford Center today to try to see his daughter Lindsay, only to be turned away by security.

Mi-Lo tried to visit Lindsay as part of Family Week in rehab, since he's family, at least biologically. But she apparently made it clear he's persona non grata.

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GET A CLUE: Mi-Lo can't seem to. []

Sources say Michael made it out to Palm Springs only to be nixed by a guard at Betty Ford who referred him to someone in charge of the "Family Week" list.

Michael went to his nearby hotel and called said person, and says he's waiting for a call back. Just sit there, man. Don't call us again, Mike ... we'll call you.

Maybe they have HBO at the hotel?

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That douchenozzle Michael Lohan needs to get a clue.

Unable to pry himself away from cameras long enough to give his massive ego a rest and realize he's a terrible father his kid despises, he instead resorts to one ridiculous gimmick after another to get the attention of the media Lindsay Lohan.

His latest stunt? MiLo claims he's going to intentionally fall off the wagon and check himself into the Betty Ford clinic - that way he can be near his little girl!

The Douche Store Called

THE DOUCHE STORE CALLEDThat they did, and the situation is serious. Guess what, Mike? They're runnin' low on YOU! [Photo:]

Michael Lohan, who Lindsay admits is the root of her problems, says he's willing to stage his own arrest if that's what it takes to get tabloids' Lindsay's attention.

He says he's going to show up at Betty Ford and demand admission. If that attempt to see Lindsay fails, he's going to get drunk, then go back and make a scene.

Okay, he's an awful person and all, but we kind of hope that happens. This is a celeb gossip website, after all. That'd be pretty good as far as THG material goes.

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In response to Lindsay Lohan's conclusion in rehab that he is the root of all her issues, Michael Lohan says that ... well, Dina Lohan is no prize herself!

Given a history of violence, prison stints, overall bad behavior and relentless quest for fame and money at his kid's expense, Lindsay is pretty spot-on.

Still, rather than manning up, Michael Lohan tells TMZ that his ex-wife and Linds' mom, Dina, was violent as his little girl was growing up, scarring her.

HAPPY DAZE: Things weren't always so bad. Actually, yes they were.

The d-bag claims that when Lindsay was four, Dina was arguing with his mom and Dina allegedly smashed a telephone across his dear old mother's face.

Six stitches for grandma and countless rehab trips for granddaughter.

He also says Dina lost her $h!t one time so bad, she jumped across two beds and accidentally knocked herself out while attempting to attack him. Oookay.

Furthermore, it was Dina's idea to leave Lindsay in Hollywood at such a young age, even though LiLo had a stalker, making her the worst parent ever.

Hard to argue with that last part if nothing else. A Dina source says: "This is absolutely not true. She will not respond to anything Michael Lohan says."

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Lindsay Lohan's making excuses again, but for once, she's not off base. Being Michael Lohan's spawn doesn't justify her troubled behavior, but it helped cause it.

The rehabbing star is doing a lot of thinking at the Betty Ford Clinic, and has reached one conclusion: MiLo and his dysfunctional parenting are largely to blame.

Talking to counselors about the path that led her to drug and alcohol addiction, Linds is convinced the nightmare of growing up in a messed up family took its toll.

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Enough said.

Linds repeatedly talks about allegations her mom, Dina Lohan, made in her divorce papers ... that Michael abused her. Lindsay says she witnessed it firsthand, too.

It's still tough to deal with for the actress, especially seeing as Lindsay claims she had to step in and protect her mother from Michael (who denies abusing Dina).

On top of Mike being an abysmal excuse for a human being, Lindsay moving to L.A. at a very young age with almost no supervision was also an undeniable catalyst.

The celebrity gossip scrutiny hasn't helped either, no matter how much she invites it. Hopefully, these counseling sessions help Lindsay move forward constructively.

And her douchenozzle of a dad stays the hell away.

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Michael Lohan wants a Britney Spears-style conservatorship in place so that he may control his troubled daughter Lindsay Lohan's entire life going forward.

He already makes everything about him. Why not make it legal! Attorney David Chon and MiLo will file conservatorship papers within the next few days.

Whether a judge agrees to the proposal is another matter.


Lindsay Lohan's worst nightmare: Her dad. [Photo:]

The differences between Britney's situation and Lindsay's are that Britney was truly losing it mentally, and that Jamie Spears is a reasonably respected guy.

Jamie, Brit's dad, is mild-mannered and never sought attention or money from his daughter. Michael Lohan is a Class A douchenozzle who exploits Linds.

He's also a convicted criminal who's served time. Like father, like daughter ...

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Michael Lohan is a douche.

After Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, worked another legal miracle to spring Lindsay from jail on Friday night, Michael tore her a new one.

Why? Because Michael Lohan loves attention wants the best for his daughter and says she should have checked into rehab long ago. He just cares, man.

Do us a favor and get lost, Mike.

Mike left a voicemail and texts on Holley's phone on Friday, threatening to "blow you out of the water" and also threatening to "dig up dirt" on Shawn.

He told her to do Lindsay a favor and quit. In another text, Michael claimed Holley and Linds' manager, Lou Taylor, were destroying the Lohan family.

Holley, who could not be reached for comment, will not seek a restraining order. It's just Michael being Michael in all his limelight-loving loserdom.

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Did Michael Lohan leak the racy photos of his ex-fiancee, Erin Muller, that appeared online and she is suing over? He says no, but he also lies a lot, so ...

One can trust the father of Lindsay Lohan about as far as you can throw him. He'll do anything for attention or to gain leverage on people close to him.

Erin says The Dirty posted naked photos of her without her permission, and her lawyer says he has a hunch who might have been behind selling them:

“We find Mr. Lohan’s Twitter posts regarding the naked photos to be awfully peculiar and we are currently investigating if Mr. Lohan had anything to do with submitting these. I cannot say whether he did or did not. But we are looking into it.”

On Saturday, Lohan linked to the Erin Muller photos on Twitter, saying, “See what happens when you call and threaten people? Don’t play with the bulls.”

Peculiar, indeed. But he explains that Tweet as such:

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Michael Lohan has moved to Los Angeles to be with his troubled daughter Lindsay. Whether she approves or even knows about this is unlikely, but good for him!

The douchenozzle says he moved from N.Y. to L.A. this week, to be closer to various celebrity news media outlets Lindsay, who's undergoing rehab and therapy.

Remarkably self-aware for once, M-Lo knows Linds would rather be left alone in a room with Sam Ronson's dog than talk to him, but hopes that will change.

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Will Lindsay Lohan even speak to her father Michael in L.A.?

As she becomes "clean and sober," the elder Lohan says their long-troubled relationship may turn around. We wouldn't hold our breath, but here's hoping.

Michael blames the wedge between him and Lindsay on his ex-wife and her terrible mother Dina, saying, "If wedges hadn't been put between us and people didn't use children as pawns, many problems suffered by children wouldn't happen."

Harsh, but true ... and a tad ironic coming from Mike.

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Michael Lohan has serious problems.

Once again, Lindsay's deadbeat, convicted felon of a dad is in the news because some female has some unflattering things to say about his behavior.

Earlier this week, Mike came to friendly resolution with now-ex fiancee Kate Major, who agreed to drop assault and harassment charges against him.

Now, Rock of Love's Cindy "Rodeo" Steedle has filed a police report claiming he assaulted her while they worked together on a reality show in New York.

According to a poorly written letter to police, when Steedle raised the issue of not getting paid, he "became violent and raised his hand" in her direction.

Was Michael Lohan looking for a little rodeo with Cindy Steedle?

Steedle claims Michael "brushed his hand on my lower bottom" later that day and grew "angry" when she shut him down. Hey, a man has his needs.

According to the letter, Michael has been threatening her over the phone and via email ever since, and now she lives in fear for her life and child.

So far, no charges have been filed. Lohan responded: "Anyone in the house will tell you she is lying. I'd rather touch a hot stove, rather than her."

Oooh, you tell 'em, Mike. Your pristine reputation, credibility and massive fortune should carry you through this obvious ploy, don't you worry.

Who's the worst parent, Michael or Dina Lohan? That's the only real question here. That and what kind of reality show Mike and Cindy were doing.

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Michael Lohan is free ... to do whatever it is he does again.

Following a personal plea from Kate Major, a judge in New York's Hamptons region agreed to drop second degree harassment charges against her ex-fiance, who she previously accused of beating and threatening to kill her.

Dr. Drew and Kate Major

In addition to asking the judge to throw out the charges, Major also requested that the order of protection against Lohan be dropped; the judge agreed.

Kate Major says she was not under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or medications that would impair her judgment. If Michael is arrested again within the next six months, charges from the alleged assault on Kate could be re-filed against him.

Michael Lohan is off the hook, and out of Kate Major's life.

The incident took place in July, prior to Michael leaving to be with daughter Lindsay Lohan in L.A. (not by her request, certainly). Major, Lindsay's former assistant, says Michael shoved her to the ground and kicked her in the face.

So why drop the charges?

"I have personal reasons as to why I dropped the charges," Kate tells Radar Online. "I'm fine with the outcome and just want to move on with my life. I don't want anymore negativity in my life, but I wish Michael all the best in the future."

When asked if they were getting back together, Kate Major said, "Not at this time." Michael said only "I feel bad for Kate and what she's going through."

Jon Gosselin's taken now, too. Bummer.

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Michael Lohan Quotes

Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.

Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]

Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.

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