And believe it or not, we're not talking about insanity or the side-effects of dozens of plastic surgery procedures this time.
Who would have guessed?
Michael Jackson's siblings â€" including Janet Jackson â€" and parents are so worried about the failing pop star that they've sent out an emergency 911 call.
Sources tell Fox News that family members contacted Jackson's lawyer, Thomas Mesereau, the superstar litigator who got Jackson off (the hook) two years ago in his child molestation trial.
The word from Jacko's parents and siblings is that they've met several times as a family and discussed bringing Mesereau in for an intervention to save Michael.
Mesereau, who did not return calls, is said to be open to finding out what Michael Jackson's true mental and health status is at this point.
Several celebrity news sites report that if the attorney doesn't like what he sees, the Jackson clan will ask him to do something legal to save their brother's life.
Michael Jackson, according to insiders, is in perilous health right now. There is talk that his liver is damaged and that he's been seen vomiting blood.
What has been confirmed is that Jackson â€" whose penchant for prescription meds and alcohol is well-known â€" is depressed, alone and getting f*%ked up all the time.