Michael Buble

Michael Buble will likely not be exchanging Christmas cards this year with Kim Kardashian.

At a concert in New York City over the weekend, the crooner took to the stage and announced: “Ladies and gentleman, I have a very special guest... Please welcome Kim Kardashian!"

The audience reportedly gasped, only for Buble to add: “Nah, just [bleeping] with you! That bitch isn’t coming on my stage.”

Buble then dedicated the song "Feeling Good" to Kris Humphries, jokingly singling about Kim and Kris with: "She hurt him, she hurt him! I wish she had hurt me!"

In related news, Michael Buble is our new hero.

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While Michael Buble was marrying Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre last Thursday, a bunch of thieves were breaking into his home in Argentina.

What a d!ck move, although you have to give them credit for planning in an odd way. You know no one's gonna be there then. Just saying.

Michael and Luisana were staying at a resort outside Buenos Aires during the break-in. It's unclear what exactly the thieves made off with.

Michael Buble married someone even hotter than he is!

After learning about it, Luisana, an actress in her native country, said, "I will not let this ruin the happiest day of my life." Good attitude.

After all, they're really rich and married to equally hot people. Holla.

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre is now Mrs. Michael Buble.

The Argentinian actress married the Canadian crooner today in a civil ceremony. The vows were exchanged in Buenos Aires, capital of her native country.

Buble wore a gray suit for the ceremony, while the bride donned a violet dress with silver high heels. The pair kissed for the cameras and posed for fans.

Michael Buble and his beautiful new bride.

The bouquet of purple orchids you see above were tossed into the crowd by Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre, who got engaged to Buble back in 2009.

The party is still going on, too.

The newlyweds will reportedly hold a larger ceremony this weekend with 300 guests outside the city at a private mansion. Congratulations to the couple!

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Michael Buble must really think highly of Justin Bieber.

In the music video for his single "Hollywood," the former Canadian crooner pays homage to the latter, dressing up as Bieber in a hooded sweatshirt and even rocking the 16-year old's popular, unique hairstyle.

Quick, can you point to the real Justin Bieber?

Buble also makes like Clint Eastwood and James Dean for the video, explaining its theme as follows:

"The video is about celebrity culture, people's dreams about fame and what can go with it. You can see what fun I had playing the characters."

Just be sure to turn down those teenage girls' numbers, Michael. You pull off the look well above, but remember: you're 35 years old.

Canadian crooner Michael Buble makes many women swoon all around the world. Tiffany Bromley is not one of those women ... well, she's not anymore, at least.

For whatever reason, the ex-model who says she had an ongoing affair with Buble for years is calling him out this week as an arrogant, foul-mouthed pothead.

Bromley, who took that classic Michael Buble naked photo when he was dating Emily Blunt, said fame made a "self-obsessed jerk" out of a warm, kind fellow.

"Michael saw himself as a real ladies' man who could schmooze any women into bed, and had done on tours," she said. "He told me I needed to loosen up."

"Many times he said, 'I have the best-looking penis. He bragged about how it gave ultimate pleasure to women. I just ignored him. But he was good in bed."

Okay then!

Bromley also revealed that Michael Buble, who just got engaged to Argentine soap star Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre, smoked up to three joints a day.

"He uses swear words and colorful language," Tiffany Bromley said. "He always had a couple (of joints) his wash bag ready to go. He insisted it was his way of winding down at the end of a day. But sometimes he started the day with one."

"He said he needed pot as a key part of his creativity. He said he could write his best songs with it. It was part of Michael's routine to smoke at night. Then he always got hungry. He'd raid the hotel mini-bar and eat 3-4 Snickers bars."

Bromley also recalled that as Buble's fame grew, so did his waistline and his ego. "He often said to me, 'I'm the best living singer there is'," she said.

So basically, if you believe this chick, Michael Buble is an egomaniac who admires his own genitalia, is good in the sack and often gets the munchies.

Glad we've cleared that up.

Canadian singer Michael Buble will be getting hitched to his Argentinian girlfriend, actress Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre. That's a happy mouthful!

The two have been engaged for two months: "Michael proposed to his girlfriend, Luisana, in November, in front of her family in Argentina," his rep said.

"They're ecstatic. They're adorable, in love and laugh all day long."

Lopilato, a film and TV actress who stars in the hit Argentinian soap opera, Atraccion x 4, accepted his proposal – and loves the ring Buble gave her.

Congrats to Luisana Loreley Lopilato and Michael Buble!

"He designed the setting himself. He's very proud to be engaged to her," says a friend of the singer. "When they met, it was totally love at first sight."

Buble was previously engaged to his longtime girlfriend, singer and actress Debbie Timuss, but split up in November 2005. He also dated The Devil Wears Prada actress Emily Blunt for more than two years, but split with her in 2008.

There was supposedly a Michael Buble naked picture involved in that breakup. Either way, we're glad he's put that behind him and is engaged now!

Critics have assailed Britney Spears' lip-synching during concerts during her Circus tour of Australia. Fortunately, a knight in shining armor is riding to her rescue:

Michael Buble.

The hot Canadian crooner, also in Australia to promote his album Crazy Love, told Melbourne's Herald Sun that he can't believe the vilification of Spears.

"You'd think she killed someone," he said.

"Okay, she lip-synchs her show, people know that, they make the decision if they want to go and see her do that. People need to lighten up a bit."

Buble added in his passionate defense of Britney Spears, "Does she deserve the way she's been completely bashed by the media here? No."

Michael Buble says he finds criticism of Britney Spears "nasty."

One report Spears' camp objected to: that Australian fans were so unhappy with her concerts that they walked out of at least one Circus show in droves.

That's not true, her management says, claiming that it is only one or a handful of Australian critics making this a story and Britney Nation is thrilled.

As for Buble, he's firmly in her corner - and he can even relate. "Mind you, I lip-synch all my concerts," he said, joking. "I'm the Milli Vanilli of jazz."

Michael Buble also discussed one blip in his relationship with his girlfriend, Argentine actress Luisana Lopilato, 22, a star in her native South America:

"My Spanish is not great. I'm learning slowly. She's showing me up. Her English is flawless, I sound like a caveman when I try to talk Spanish."

Bitter memories of that Michael Buble naked cellphone pic fading with each day, the crooner still has a place in his heart for ex-girlfriend Emily Blunt.

"I will always love her. We're still friends," the sexy crooner told People after his sold-out show Friday night at New York's Madison Square Garden.

Buble, 32, and the The Devil Wears Prada star, 26, broke up in July, having dated since 2005, when first stopped backstage to say hi after a concert.

The Golden Globe-winning actress has recently started dating The Office star John Krasinski. Bublé wishes her only well in her new relationship:

"I love that guy in The Office. He’s great."

How can you not love The Office quotes!

As for himself, Buble he's still looking for Ms. Right.

"I'm dating right now," he says. Ladies, take a hint and call.

Emily Blunt and Michael Buble have decided to break up, People reports.

In related news, evidently Emily Blunt and Michael Buble were dating.

"They are no longer a couple," Bublé's rep Liz Rosenberg confirms to PEOPLE.

The Golden Globe-winning British actress, best known for delivering some of the best Devil Wears Prada quotes, and the Canadian singer met in 2005.

Michael Buble: No longer doing it with this (Emily) Blunt object.

"Sometimes I even get tears in my eyes when I see him onstage. It's overwhelming," Emily Blunt said last year.

The feeling was mutual for Michael Buble. "Every time I see her onscreen, I fall in love with her all over again," he said.

Each was the other's biggest cheerleader - she stood by him even after Tiffany Bromley took that camera phone pic of Michael Buble naked.

After Bublé, Blunt's second biggest fan was her boyfriend's mom.

"I love her," Amber Bublé gushed. "If he doesn't marry her, I'll kill him. But we'd find someone in the family to marry her because we're not letting her go, ever. She's just the best thing ever and they're perfect together."

But the strains of a long distance relationship may have weighed on the happy couple, who shared a home in Vancouver. Oh well.

Singer Michael Buble is accused of cheating on his girlfriend, Emily Blunt, by the alleged other woman herself! That skank's name? Tiffany Bromley.

To prove her allegations, Tiffany Bromley snapped some camera phone pics of Michael Buble, one of which you can see below. Talk about revealing!  

Michael Buble naked: The camera phone pics do not lie.

Michael Buble has been branded a "love rat" by a blonde who claims to have been enjoying secret sex sessions with him for years - and behind Emily Blunt's back.

Tiffany Bromley, 28, says she has been bedding the award-winning singer on and off for the past decade - and even enjoyed a sex romp in the very flat he shares with the hot British star of The Devil Wears Prada and other films.

Bromley recently told the Globe: "Michael is a cheater and a rat. We've made mad, passionate love a couple of times since he and Emily have been together. The last time was August 17 in the apartment they share in Vancouver."

The blonde rates Michael Buble, the Canadian crooner, "an 11 out of 10" in bed - and says he once suggested a threesome. "I told him, 'No way!' He said, 'Don't knock it till [sic] you've tried it. You don't know what you're missing.'"

 Tiffany Bromley claims that she hasn't seen Michael Buble since she took these camera phone pics of him - then took off with one of his shirts. What a sucker!

Of course, there's no proof that these supposedly scandalous pictures of Michael Buble were taken while he and Emily Blunt were together. But who cares, right, Tiffany? If it's in the name of a good scandal, fools will speculate away.