Michael Bolton

Bio

Perhaps the lamest singer of all time, Michael Bolton has nonetheless piled up the hits, including "Time, Love, and Tenderness," "When a Man Loves a Woman" and countless others. We're embarrassed to have been able to pull out that info upon creating this page.

The guy has some great hair, though, you've gotta give him that. What a sex god! They might as well call such thinning, curly blonde locks "The Michael Bolton" from now on. The man is to be confused with the Office Space character Michael Bolton, natch.

Gossip

No Talent Ass Clown Calls Off Engagement
We're sorry, Michael Bolton. We know this is no time for kidding around, since you and Nicollette Sheridan have just nixed your own enga...

Michael Bolton, Nicollette Sheridan Play it Koi
Michael Bolton may be - to borrow a classic Office Space quote - a no-talent ass clown. But the man wins Grammys - and once had the thin...

Michael Bolton Photo

Vitals

Age: 55
Birthday: February 26, 1953

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Pictures

Nicollette Sheridan and Michael BoltonNo Talent Ass Clown

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