Melissa Smith is Jesse James' mistress. Or one of them at least. It's hard to know how many there will be. Much like Tiger Woods, this...

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If there's anything worse than being outed for X-rated dalliances with porn stars and other assorted sleazy women, it's them going on tour to remind everyone of it.

Is this a great country or what?

Bad Teacher

Yes, three of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, one of Jesse James' cheating partners and women tied to David Boreanaz and even Reggie Bush are coming together.

No pun intended.

Stars like Joslyn James, Holly Sampson and Devon James (Tiger) are teaming up to tour the U.S. and remind everyone of his lowest moments. With reinforcements.

Remember Devon James? No? She's Tiger mistress #1,145! Come on!

Melissa Smith (Jesse), January Gessert (Reggie) and Demi Delia (Boreanaz, apparently) and others will appear at the "eXXXtacy 2010" convention in Chicago in July.

The roving band of porn stars is planning to blow into other cities as well, reports Joslyn's manager Gina Rodriguez, herself an alleged mistress of David Boreanaz.

Man that guy got around. So underrated.

Rodriguez tells us she's booked the cheaters circus for the next few months, not unlike Joslyn's traveling strip show, although she wouldn't reveal specific dates.

Please, tell us Orlando is on the list.

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Two Jesse James mistresses in a boxing ring? We'd pay to see that!

Actually, no way would be pay money to see that. But we'd totally write about it the morning after and ridicule both of the trashy, hopefully bloodied individuals.

As you may know, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is set to fight adult film star Gina Lynn in a Celebrity Boxing bout (Hailey Glassman will reportedly be refereeing).

But what Bombshell really wants is to take on a personal rival.

“I want to fight Melissa Smith,” McGee said Thursday. “I’m going to call her out next. After I whoop Gina Lynn's a**, I'm going to set my sights out for Melissa.”

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Can we root for a double knockout?

Melissa Smith also slept with Jesse James while he was married to Sandra Bullock. No word if Bombshell will move on to Merliee Gerth when she's done there, or if all her colored friends will come to support her in the Philly rumble.

“I'm feeling great. I've been training, boxing a little bit. I think it'll be fun to beat Gina Lynn's a**. We had a press conference and she showed up with an anti-West Coast Choppers T-shirt. So she’s obviously got some fuel burning under her.”

Better than Jesse James being under her, we suppose.

We gotta ask: Who would you rather ...

 

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Melissa Smith, the often-forgotten Jesse James mistress after Michelle McGee, has reached out to Sandra Bullock the way all respectable home-wreckers do.

To her agent, via fax.

On Sunday, Melissa Smith apologized for her affair with Jesse,: "I know nothing I can say in this letter is going to make the pain of my actions go away."

"I felt I needed to reach out and tell you how deeply sorry I am for everything that you've been through. I am sorry for any hurt or pain I have caused."

"My actions of engaging with a married man are unforgivable."

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Way to make things right, Michelle Smith!

Smith continues her apology, "I never meant you any harm. I compromised my beliefs on several occasions and as a result will never forgive myself."

We're sure that means so much. Original mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee also apologized to Sandra ... to further cash in on her brief notoriety.

Melissa closes the letter, "Please contact me if you wish to discuss on the phone or in person." We wouldn't hold our breath for that if we were Smith.

Follow the jump to see the letter ...

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Jesse James' mistress Melissa Smith (the second one) claims she is still in touch with Sandra Bullock's husband, and he texted her as recently as ... well, yesterday.

Although their sexual affair ended in 2008, Jesse kept in contact with the 35-year-old stripper with the arrest record, even sending her a text message Thursday!

He wasn't pleased in said text.

"Jesse sent Melissa a message yesterday and she showed it to me," says a supposed friend of Melissa Smith. "It said 'I'm angry and disappointed you'd do this."

Sandra Bullock probably feels the same way about you, Jesse!

Melissa Smith? Melissa freaking Smith?! Seriously, Jesse James??!!

The source that was shown the message by Smith says "Melissa said that Jesse was obviously referring to the fact that she has talked publicly about their affair."

"She shared his text messages with the world - that's the funny thing about him texting her when she'd already done that - you'd think he would learn his lesson!"

That is kind of funny. Also a little ironic?

"Melissa is pretty pi$$ed about the way Jesse treated her, she thinks he just used her for sex then when he got bored he threw her aside and moved on, so she thinks he's really got some nerve texting that HE'S disappointed in HER."

Hard to argue with that, especially considering he was cheating on his wife at the time, and probably on his mistress with the other mistresses he was banging. Jerk.

Friday morning, a still-unnamed woman pushed the number of alleged Jesse James mistresses to four, claiming the two were still involved when the scandal broke.

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Melissa Smith, the California stripper who emerged yesterday saying she was Jesse James' mistress for years during his marriage to Sandra Bullock, is kind of bad ass.

Just how he likes 'em!

According to reports, Melissa Smith had two serious brushes with the law in the past year ... and even served jail time for one (being a skank is not one of the crimes).

She was busted last May for beating up a police officer (!) and subsequently resisting arrest. Smith later pleaded guilty and served 20 days in jail as a result of that.

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Do not mess with Jesse James' mistresses!

Then, just two days ago, the same day she sold the story of Jesse James nailing her, Smith pleaded "not guilty" to DUI ... although it looks like she was quite guilty.

If you believe the .18 she blew. Hammered.

As for the OG Jesse James mistress, Michelle McGee? She's pretty hard core too ... although she had her own noble, selfless reasons for getting naked with Jesse.

She did it for her kids, after all.

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Move over, Michelle McGee. Stripper Melissa Smith alleges today that Jesse James, Sandra Bullock's cheating monster of a husband, also had an affair with her.

Who does this guy think he is, a biker Tiger Woods?

James' sex romps with stripper-dominatrix-tattoo model-porn star McGee weren’t the only time he cheated on Sandra, according to scandalous tabloid reports.

According to the (kind of) sexy blonde herself, James had a two-year fling with Melissa Smith, one that featured both "unprotected sex and kinky requests."

And intercourse on his office couch - also the favored sex spot of Michelle McGee. Guy likes to keep it consistent. You girls might want to get tested, BT-Dubs.

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Melissa Smith: Jesse James mistress #2?!

Like Michelle, Melissa originally met Jesse online. He reached out to her via MySpace in September 2006 (a year after he married Sandra) when he saw a photo of her posing in front of a car at a West Coast Choppers party in Long Beach, Calif.

"I got a message from this guy saying, 'Nice car... that’s my godfather’s.' After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla,” the nickname Jesse goes by.

Before long, Melissa Smith traveled to California, where Jesse Smith promised he'd take her for a ride in one of his cars. They never made it out of his office, though.

After some small talk about the artwork on his walls and taking photos together, “I said, 'Well, I guess I should get going,' and he said,' You don’t have to,'" Smooth.

That's when James, who clearly has his preferred methods, "moved his chair closer and started rubbing my leg. We ended up having sex on his couch," Smith says.

Speed up the divorce attorney search, Sands.

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