Too good to be true. That's what The Real Housewives of New Jersey's trip to "Whine Country" has been so far, but that's all about to change.
We'll break down all the sexcapades and snubs in our THG +/- recap!
The Russian River Valley looks like such tranquil place until the Jersey crowd pass through. An immediate minus 12 to Teresa showing off her potty mouth.
And just how desperate is this woman to get her husband's attention? She's asking him "Do you want to stick your finger in my ***?" and telling him she wants to do him in the vineyards all in front of her brother and sister-in-law. What is she overcompensating for?
We find out all too soon but let's stick to our RV ride for a moment.
Plus 10 to Melissa for pointing out to Teresa that once she gives quotes about her life to magazines, she's given up the expectation of privacy. If she didn't want people to ask her if she's going to jail, why talk about it and pose for a magazine cover?
Jacqueline says something about Teresa seeing the truth about herself. Ha! Jacqueline is so naive. Minus 11. I don't see Jacqueline being able to keep their relationship casual in a way that she doesn't end up in tears yet again.
Then we're off to do some wine tasting. Why in Hell would Chris invite the Guidices and Gorgas along if he wanted to make a good impression on his new business associates? Minus 15. What was he thinking?