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The Real Housewives of New Jersey brought us "Everything Is Coming Up Rosie" but is an intervention led by the hot headed cousin really what they need?

We recap both the good advice and the asinine in our THG +/- review.

Rosie's Happy Face

Joe Gorga drives home from the gym still muttering curses at Teresa under his breath.

I'm not sure what he's more upset about, being told he's pussy whipped or finding out that Melissa tweeted something unkind about his sister.

Maybe Melissa isn't the angel he thinks she is.

Melissa's still working on her book, because who doesn't need advice on marriage from a Real Housewife? Plus 10 for talking to her family beforehand about putting her father's philandering past in the book but I wonder if she would have done it anyway even if they objected.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey gave us a confrontation between "Gym Rats." We recap the foul mouthed tirades and insults in THG's +/- review!

Angry Italians

Honestly, if you are buying a book from any of the Real Housewives for marriage advice, you should probably just file the divorce papers now.

Or admit yourself to the nearest asylum because that's just crazy. Minus 22.

Still, I'm sure Melissa Gorga's book on having a happy marriage will sell with words of wisdom from husband Joe like, "The sex is important."

Sort of gives credence to Filomena Guidice's words when she basically says that Melissa dresses like a prostitute. Maybe Joe picks out her clothes.

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"It's My Party and I'll Fight if I Want To" shows that no The Real Housewives of New Jersey birthday party is complete without drama, even if the party is for a 12 year old.

We try and make sense of the lies and catty comments in our THG +/- review.

Gia & Teresa

Gia Giudice is turning 12. At 12 I think I had 10 kids at my party. Gia's parents rented a club for 100 people. Does anyone else get the feeling the girl is already smarter than both of her parents? 

Hopefully she doesn't inherit her mother's fashion sense. Purple zebra spandex. Minus 8. Even at the gym that should be unacceptable.

With her birthday looming Joe Giudice takes his little girl out for daddy / daughter time. When he started lecturing the pre-teen on spending more time with her family I groaned. Minus 10.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey had "A Manzo of Her Word" but it was a little boy who stole the show. We recap the smiles and tears in THG's +/- review.

Someone completely stole the show this week and it wasn't a housewife. It wasn't even one of their husbands.

Jacqueline Laurita & Nicholas

It was a little boy who learned to say I love you, Mommy. Plus 50.

To be honest at first it appeared that little Nick was only repeating the words to get the lollipop but when Chris Laurita said that it had been over 18 months since his wife had heard those words from her son, I couldn't help but be moved, no matter what the child's motivation.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey kicked off season 5 with a "Garden State of Emergency" - and we've recapped all of the ignorance and attitude in our THG +/- review.

The Housewives return to the Jersey Shore to witness the devastation of Hurricane Sandy. Entire neighborhoods are destroyed and as someone who spent summers at the Jersey Shore, it is heartbreaking to witness.



Teresa Looks Confused

Of course, it's a little hard to shed any tears for these women as they tour their once opulent vacation homes. Minus 15. As Caroline points out, there are real people whose only homes got swept away by the storm.

Teresa laments how she could have "drownded" if she'd been there. Plus 10. It's been a long time since I've heard a Teresa-ism.

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The latest issue of Life & Style makes it as clear as can be: Melissa Gorga cheated on her husband, Joe.

According to the tabloid, Real Housewives of New Jersey viewers will find out this season that Gorga engaged in an affair with Brian “Bulldog” Bowen, an ex-boyfriend who will actually appear on upcoming episodes.

Melissa Gorga Tabloid Cover

“Bulldog claims to have a lot of dirt on Melissa, and some of it is already coming out," an insider says. "And the next season hasn't even started airing yet."

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Teresa Giudice may give it to her husband every night, but a new report claims this reality star is set to give it to Melissa Gorga.

In a very different way.

  • Melissa Gorga Red Carpet Photograph
  • Teresa Giudice in a Low Cut

The feud between these Real Housewives is set to go "nuclear," according to Radar Online, which quotes a show insider as saying:

“Teresa is stirring up sh-t behind the scenes,” the source alles. “It seems like Teresa is scheming to humiliate Melissa now. She was part of the whole ‘Melissa is a stripper’ story and the same people who were behind that story are now ramping up their attacks against Melissa.”

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So much for peace between The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Despite a recent attempt to make amends in December, sources confirm to In Touch Weekly that things are as bad as ever between Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga.

  • Teresa Giudice in Pink
  • Melissa Gorga Pose

In fact, the rivals actually got into it during a recent birthday party for Teresa’s 12-year-old daughter, Gia.

“Melissa got [verbally] attacked by Teresa and her friends,” a witness tells tabloid of the January 11 shindig. “Teresa’s pal Kim D. was drunk and was the instigator, stirring the pot - as always - over petty stuff.”

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'Tis the season for reality stars and politicians to release their family Christmas cards.

We've already been treated to the Kardashian Christmas card... and the Romney family Christmas card... and even the Honey Boo Boo Christmas card.

Now, Real Housewives of New Jersey star Melissa Gorga has released her very own version, featuring herself and husband Joe swinging their three children - Antonia, 7, Gino, 5, and Joey, 2 - in the air:

Melissa Gorga Christmas Card

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In the latest sign that the Mayans have been correct all along, another member of The Real Housewives franchise will soon come out with her very own book.

First, Taylor Armstrong used her estranged husband's death to pen "Hiding from Reality: My Story of Love, Loss, and Finding the Courage Within."

Next, Brandi Glanville will release some nonsense called "Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders."

And now we can confirm that Melissa Gorga has signed a deal for "Love, Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage."

Melissa Gorga Red Carpet Pose

"I can't tell you how many times Joe and I are approached by fans asking how they can have a marriage like ours," Gorga lies to tells Us Weekly.

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Melissa Gorga Biography

Melissa Gorga Photo Melissa Gorga was added to the third season cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. She's the sister-in-law of Teresa Giudice, though... More »
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