Melissa Gorga was added to the third season cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. She's the sister-in-law of Teresa Giudice, though...

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On Sunday night's The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 11, a tropical storm tore through Florida and left few survivors in its wake.

In a manner of speaking, of course.

It's not only when you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online. Every Real Housewives vacation anywhere is meant to stir up two things:

  1. Funny fish-out-of-water imagery
  2. Epic fights

This time, the scenery of Boca Raton, Florida, wasn't exotic enough for the humor of the O.C. ladies' trip to Bali, but Jim Marchese sure delivered on #2.

Relieved and cancer-free, Amber Marchese decided she and her hubby would come to Florida on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 11.

They came, and with a vengeance.

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This weekend on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 11, the girls' trip to Florida takes a dirty, dirty turn. Just downright filthy.

When they decide to share things that no one else knows about them, Melissa Gorga revealed that she has no clue what a golden shower means.

Or a pearl necklace, for that matter.

Allow Dina Manzo to educate you on that topic, Melissa, because unlike some of her cast members, she loves her some porn. For the decor, obviously.

Who knew Melissa had never heard of that lewd bedroom act, or the term for urinating on someone, which she thought was just peeing in the shower.

So innocent, that Mrs. Gorga.

If that weren't enough of a reason to watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online this weekend, there's a lot more drama in store down in Florida.

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Except for The Amazing Race, which wins Emmys for a reason (because it's a great show), reality TV is a lot of mindless entertainment that we watch for very few discernible reasons.

Aside from living in exotic locales and the likelihood of making out with hot guys and girls, what other reason do people have for starring on reality TV shows? 

Well, most of these shameless individuals see their time on reality TV as a starting ground for bigger and better things! Fame! Fortune! A #1 hit or a box office smash! 

Except that doesn't usually happen, though. See below:

Farrah Abraham
Oooooh, lord. Teen Mom star Farrah Abaham wanted to be a singer, and released some absolutely horrible songs to no avail (but great amusement). She's also a terrible actress, as evidenced by her attempts to convince us her sex tape was released by mistake. Screaming is a different story, as she proved with James Deen ...

The 15 reality stars in this gallery, none of whom can act or sing but all of whom have tried, prove this point and then some. Often with hilarious results.

They hoped their reality TV shows would launch them into superstardom. They were wrong ... mostly. In the case of Farrah Abraham and Kim Kardashian?

Millions of dollars have been made, and celebrity status has been achieved. Not how they might have drawn it up when they started out, but still.

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Jacqueline Laurita returned to Bravo on Sunday's The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 10, and she is back with a vengeance.

Her comeback dovetailed with the drama surrounding Teresa Giudice, whom Jacque says she reached out to twice recently, but received little response.

"You are weighing heavily on my mind," said Laurita, reading to former housewife Kathy Wakile one of the lengthy text messages she had sent Giudice.

"You were like a sister to me," she went on. "I wish I could be there to hug you."

Teresa's reply: "Thank you for thinking of me and my family. Kisses."

"When you pour your heart out and all you get is, 'Thank you. Kisses,' that's closing the book for me," said Wakile on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 10.

Still Jacque remained somewhat sympathetic and supportive.

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On The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 9, the Garden State ladies each dealt with some life changes that are nothing short of monumental.

Dina bid farewell to her assistant Luke, while Amber received surprising news from her doctor and Teresa and Rino Aprea faced a medical scare of their own.

And we don't even know where to start with Joe and Teresa Giudice ...

Whatever you think of the contrived drama you normally see when you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online, things got real Sunday.

Five years removed from her first diagnosis with breast cancer, Amber Marchese was told by her doctors that her most recent results were inconclusive.

She should come back in for more testing, she was told.

That's not something anyone ever wants to hear.

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Sunday on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 8, Joe and Teresa Giudice pleaded guilty to fraud charges that could land them behind bars.

That we were expecting, as it's made headlines for months. What you won't see coming when you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online?

One of her fellow cast members' reaction to the bombshell.

Amber Marchese, for one, is already crying on the phone before Teresa even answers, and when Giudice does, is more annoyed than anything.

“Maybe it was time of the month?” Teresa wonders.

Amber tries to gather her composure, before peppering Teresa with questions and offering support. Then she hangs up and starts crying again.

Meanwhile, Melissa Gorga and Dina Manzo whisk Teresa away for a trip to Florida, because Bravo decided it would be good "to get her mind off things."

Marchese, who’s been fighting with twins Nicole Napolitano and Teresa Aprea, is coming too. As are they. To "get them over this hump," we're told.

Because that happens on the Housewives.

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Sunday on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 7, special guest Victoria Gotti full-on dropped a BOMB on the Bravo show's cast.

What did she have to say? And about whom? You can watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to see, or follow along for our recap below ...

First, we begin with Amber Marchese going to visit Melissa Gorga, who is grieving for her aunt, who passed away after a prolonged battle with cancer.

Then, we see Nicole Napolitano chat with her mom about Bobby. Her mom and Teresa Aprea are both worried that this lifelong bachelor will not commit.

At Teresa Guidice's home, she and Melissa are having a date night, with Teresa throwing shade every chance she gets (to the cameras, not Melissa's face).

One can understand why she's not in the best mood, even if it's Valentine's Day. Teresa and Joe Giudice have a mountain range of legal bills to pay.

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It was Amber Marchese vs. Nicole Napolitano again Sunday on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, as the new cast members do their best to make a name for themselves.

Not in the way you might expect from a Bravo show, though.

With news that Jacqueline Laurita is returning to stir up drama and ratings, they upped their game on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 6.

Or did they? What played out last night, and might these events be exactly the reason producers are having Laurita return for the back half of the season?

Amber Marchese and Nicole Napolitano sat down to discuss their infamous hair-pulling fight, and at first it looked like we might see a bit of a rematch.

The body language and words were tense, and a few insults lobbed each other's way felt like the opening salvos of a war that we'd better buckle in for.

But then the unthinkable happened.

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While frenemy Teresa Giudice struggles to make monetary ends meet, a new disturbing report confirms that Melissa Gorga is having no such problems.

According to Radar Online, The Real Housewives of New Jersey star is clearing over $1 million per year these days, partly due to her salary ($250,000 per season) and partly due to her sales of her ridiculous advice book.

“Her salary and her book sales have pushed her into a 7-figure earning bracket,” Radar writes of Gorga.

Melissa Gorga on a Red Carpet

Sister-in-law Giudice, of course, pleaded guilty to financial fraud this spring and will be sentenced next month.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 6 Episode 4 saw the new stars get in on the action like never before, proving they can hold their own.

In the borderline insanity department.

The setting was a first-responders-themed costume party, and the incident was Nicole Napolitano coming at Amber Marchese about salacious rumors.

Marchese, allegedly, had been spreading talk about her being a home-wrecker. Napolitano's twin, Teresa Aprea, got all up in her face regarding this.

Amber followed with "Let's go!" and Napolitano snapped, "I'm not your dog." They went at it like a couple of caged animals after that, dogs or not.

Even as her hair was being yanked, Marchese was still getting in digs at Napolitano, referring to her boyfriend Bobby as she screamed:

"That's why he won't marry your ass!"

"Nicole was my friend," said a distraught Amber, who added that Melissa instigated this by telling Nicole things that she said to her in confidence.

"I hope you're happy, Melissa!"

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Melissa Gorga Biography

Melissa Gorga Photo Melissa Gorga was added to the third season cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. She's the sister-in-law of Teresa Giudice, though... More »
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