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Wondering what it feels like to be Mel Gibson, speeding drunkenly down the Pacific Coast Highway, getting busted by cops, babbling uncontrollably and making ethnic slurs? Well, you can experience it for yourself... kind of.

Good Old Mel

"So You Think You Can Drive, Mel?" is a Flash-based game created by (right) that recreates Mel's drive in animated form, replete with tequila bottles, state troopers, and Star of David-slinging rabbis. Really.

Players maneuver (or try to maneuver) a drunken Gibson's Lexus into the path of tequila bottles, which get Mel more and more loaded, which in turn makes the car harder and harder to control. Standing in the way are stern-looking sheriffs, and running into five of the lawmen -- which splatters the poor smokey all over the road -- ends the game.

Further complicating the path from A to B is a rabbi standing on the side of the road chucking Stars of David at the Lexus, all to the tune of "Hava Nagila." In fairness to Mel, he did not actually run over any sheriffs that, or any other night. He did, however, berate "Sugar Tits."

At the game's end, players get an official blood alcohol measurement, and some driving advice along the lines of "Let go of your Lethal Weapon and keep both hands on the wheel" or "You and Mel should carpool to rehab."

As required by his probation, Mel can't actually drive for a couple more months, but maybe the game will satisfy any hankering he has to get behind the wheel until then.


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If this keeps up, The Gossip won't have our favorite foils to mock for much longer.

Last week, Tom Cruise actually went over to Brooke Shields' home and apologized for berating her over her use of anti-depressants last year. Guess that was a nice thing to do.

No Contest

Now Saddam Hussein Mel Gibson has gone out his way to make up for the way he treated three police officers during his arrest.

For example, Gibson sent the female officer he referred to as "sugar tits" that night a $500 bouquet with a note offering his "sincere apologies." He also invited all officers involved in the incident to the premiere of his new film, Apocalypto.

It's about ancient Mayan culture and is entirely in sub-titles. We're not sure if this is part of an apology or punishment.

A source close to the female police officer said:

"Mel has sent her the biggest bunch of flowers she's ever seen with a note. She was quite touched and I'm sure that the two arresting officers will take him up on his invitation."

This is terrible. What's next, will Britney Spears go back to being a non-pregnant sex goddess?

Will Ashlee Simpson consume a meal?

Will Matthew McConaughey put on a shirt?

The possibilities frighten us. Let's not talk about them anymore.


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An apology for making drunken anti-Semitic remarks isn't enough to redeem Mel Gibson, at least in the eyes of actor-director Rob Reiner (left).

The actor also must acknowledge, and work to rectify the fact that his work reflects anti-Semitism, particularly the 2004 hit movie The Passion of the Christ, Reiner told the Associated Press.

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  • Poor Insane Mel

"When he comes to the understanding that he has done that, and can come out and say, you know, 'My views have been reflected in my work and I feel bad that I've done that,' then that will be the beginning of reconciliation for him," Reiner said.

Some critics vehemently attacked Gibson's movie as portraying Jews as evil. Supporters said the movie was merely being faithful to Gospel accounts of Jesus' arrest and crucifixion. A call to Gibson's publicist seeking comment was not immediately returned Friday.

Gibson publicly apologized for an anti-Semitic tirade he unleashed when he was arrested for drunken driving in Malibu on July 28. He has called the remarks "despicable." Earlier this month, Gibson pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge in a deal that calls for alcohol rehabilitation, fines and probation.

Reiner, however, said Gibson also must do some soul-searching.

"It's not a matter of just apologizing for some words you've said. It's to really understand why it is you're anti-Semitic and where those feelings came from," said Reiner, a solid Jew. "I believe that people can be redeemed and people can change, but that's going to be a very long process."

As for Saddam Hussein's shot at redemption? Reiner had no comment.


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The rabbi who invited crazy Mel Gibson to speak at his temple tells that the actor/director has officially declined the invitation to appear before the Jewish congregation. For now, anyway. You never know!

Rabbi David Baron says he was recently contacted by a representative for Gibson, who received probation as part of a plea bargain for his drunken tirade last month. His rep claimed the actor remains "deeply involved in personal work which includes rehab, therapy and counseling for alcoholism."

He Looks So Normal Here

Baron, the Rabbi for the Temple of the Arts, asked Mel Gibson to his temple on Yom Kippur, the Jewish day of atonement. In the letter, Baron made it clear that he "did not invite Mel Gibson to speak; I invited him to deliver a public apology."

In accordance with Gibson's situation, Baron says he has extended the offer to a later date. In addition to the invitations, the rabbi says he has also volunteered to join with a group of Jewish leaders dedicated to educate Gibson about the dangers of anti-Semitism. Hopefully, they remember that he's tight with cops!

Late Friday afternoon, Gibson's publicist, Nierob, told TMZ that Gibson hasn't declined any offers, and hasn't even discussed any offers with the publicist. It's way too soon in his recovery, Nierob said, and frankly he is not interested in anything public or a photo op.

As for Rabbi Baron's statement that Gibson rejected his request to appear at Yom Kippur services, Nierob said:

"I was very clear when I spoke to the kind Rabbi yesterday that I cannot even bring any requests to my client at this time, as it is inappropriate and too early in his recovery process. He completely understood my position on this and even offered to meet with my client at a later time if and when appropriate. Also, I told him that the public nature of the request was also inappropriate."


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According to the Los Angeles Times, Mel Gibson must attend AA meetings, perform public service announcements and pay $1,300 in fines as part of a plea agreement to resolve his drunk driving charges. An attorney for the actor/director made a "no contest" plea this morning in a Malibu courtroom, weeks before the actor was to be arraigned.

Gibson was not present.

Sexy Mel Gibson

The embattled star pleaded guilty to one misdemeanor count of driving with an alcohol level of .08 percent or above. As part of the deal, two other charges -- including driving with an open container of alcohol -- were thrown out.

Gibson's attorney, Blair Berk, said when it comes to misdemeanor cases, she usually comes to court sans her clients prior the scheduled date. She said in her 15 years of going to the Malibu courthouse, none of her misdemeanor clients have appeared.

The district attorney's office expressed satisfaction with the outcome and closure of the case.

"This was an appropriate outcome, which addresses all the public safety concerns of drinking and driving," D.A. Gina Satriano said in a statement.

According to the district attorney's office, the 50-year-old actor and director, who has a history of drinking issues, must attend AA meetings five times a week for 4.5 months, then three AA meetings per week for the remaining 7.5 months. By T.H. Gossip math, that's... a f*%king ton of meetings!

Gibson, who made headlines not only for his drunk driving, but for the odd and inflammatory tirade that followed, also must enroll in an alcohol abuse program for three months. In addition, Gibson must pay $1,300 in fines and his license will be restricted for 90 days.

The actor volunteered to do a public service announcement on the hazards of drinking and driving, and to immediately enter rehab, prosecutors said. Can they reverse his hatred for the wonderful Jews and gays in this world, though? We'll have to wait and see.

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This edition of Celebrity Look-Alikes goes outside the box... or spider-hole, if you will. And we will.

While it may seem crass to liken Mel Gibson to notorious former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, and it is, consider that these upstanding gentlemen have something in common. They both hate Jews! A lot! Plus, there's just something about their mutually scraggly appearance that made this photo comparison inevitable.

Mel: Troubled Fella

Who is who?

We can barely tell these guys apart! Now, before all you offended Mel supporters start bombarding us with email, think about how good the drunken, rampaging lunatic actor looks compared to the despot who once used chemical weapons on his own citizens. See? We're only trying to help Gibson out.

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Troubled actor and producer Mel Gibson doesn't have to fear for his career, Business Week says -- the economics of working with him are just too good.

Sure he drives drunk and is an arrogant lout who hates Jews and possibly gays too. While Mel has claimed repeatedly that he's not anti-Semetic, let's recall, in the interest of any new readers, that following his July 28 arrest in Malibu, Calif., the 50-year-old actor blamed the world's ills on the Jewish population. Yeah.

Mel Gibson and Some Sketchy Old Guy

But while Hollywood insiders are plenty upset by Gibson's behavior, none of them are particularly surprised by it.

"[Gibson] is a misogynistic bully and anti-Semitic jerk, and we all knew it," one anonymous source said, and quickly added "his great value is that he always showed up on the set at 7 a.m. ready to work."

That's what it comes down to. Gibson always makes money for the guys who run the studios. Which is why, when the this dies down, Mel will likely be just as big a star as he was when he climbed into his 2006 Lexus for an evening of carousing at Moonshadows cafe in Malibu.

Inexcusable as his actions are, Hollywood will eventually overlook Mel's Neanderthal ideas. It's a matter of simple dollars and sense. As long as Mel makes dollars, it will make sense to have him around. Hollywood has a long history of this.

As one of the best actors working today, no one was all that concerned when Russell Crowe threw a phone at a hotel employee. Back in the days of yore, studios even hired folks specifically to keep bad news out of the press.

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Patrick Swayze and Jodie Foster have spoken out in support of Mel Gibson after the troubled actor's drunken, anti-Semitic rant made after the L.A. Sheriff's Department arrested him for DUI on Friday, July 28.

According to Swayze, Gibson is "a wonderful human being (who) is not anti-Semitic."

Robert Downey Jr. and Mel Gibson

According to Gibson's tirade, well, that's another story.

Blaming Gibson's problem with alcohol, Swayze told Britain's GMTV that the recent incident is not indicative of the man he knows.

"People say stupid things when they happen to have a few, and especially if you don't drink anymore, or have limited your drinking for a long time and all of a sudden you decide to have one too many with the boys -- you are stupid," Swayze said.

Gibson, 50, has twice apologized for his remarks. He was officially charged last week with two misdemeanor counts of driving while intoxicated and has enlisted criminal defense attorney Blair Berk, who previously has represented high-profile clients such as Paul Reubens, Cameron Diaz, Lindsay Lohan and Queen Latifah.

"Talent deserves to be honored. Hands deserve to be slapped if you do something stupid as well, but don't take it too far," Swayze added.

Translation: If you are a rich, talented actor and director, people should just back off after awhile! Geez!

Foster, meanwhile, told the Los Angeles Times that she does not believe that Gibson's drunkenness excuses hurtful remarks, but at the same time, her colleague is not an anti-Semite.

"Is he an anti-Semite? Absolutely not. But it's no secret that he has always fought a terrible battle with alcoholism," Foster said.

Dean Devlin, a friend who had spent the afternoon before the arrest with Gibson, echoed that sentiment.

"I have been with Mel when he has fallen off, and he becomes a completely different person. It is pretty horrifying," he said. "If Mel is an anti-Semite, then he spends a lot of time with us, which makes no sense. But he is an alcoholic, and while that makes no excuse for what he said, because there is no excuse, I believe it was the disease speaking, not the man."


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We knew the Mel Gibson saga was weird, but this one surprised even the perpetually inquiring, amused minds at T.H. Gossip.

Available for free by following this link is a ringtone that reenacts Gibson's drunken, belligerent anti-Semetic wrath as showcased so wonderfully during his arrest on Friday.


The "Mel in Malibu" ringtone is the first in a series of absurd ones being developed by National Lampoon. One can only assume that future ringtones to be developed and marketed include:

  • Tom Cruise declaring his undying love for Katie Holmes
  • Kevin Federline rapping at the Teen Choice Awards (even though it's serious, this is quite possibly more ridiculous than anything else)
  • Lindsay Lohan panting, sweating, desperately trying to catch her breath (while suffering from exhaustion and all)
  • Peter Cook apologizing to Christie Brinkley
  • Nicole Richie projectile vomiting
  • Paris Hilton...

Come on. This is just too easy.


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Suffice it to say, this has not been the best week for Mel Gibson.

In addition to his alcohol problems, the actor/director clearly has some pent-up rage against the world's Jews, and he apparently doesn't particularly care for homosexuals either. But according to, Mel is close with the law enforcement community. Unless, of course, they happen to be doing their jobs, and pull him over for driving double the speed limit. Drunk. In which case, he belligerently threatens them.

Good Old Mel

In any case, TMZ has turned up a video shot by Extra in which Gibson is shown alongside Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca. On the tape, the actor talks about his close relationship with the Sheriff's Department and is praised by its top official. Gibson served as spokesman at an event for the Los Angeles Sheriff's Star Organization (LASSO), a foundation that gives scholarships to the children of fallen deputies.

"I was late in coming here today and I think I almost got a ticket," Gibson jokes on the video, while appearing surprisingly sober.

The Sheriff called Mel "a wonderful man," and during the interview, Gibson talked about how one particular deputy would come by his home every few weeks.

"Officer Friendly pops around and just checks to see how things are. He just has a cup of coffee for ten minutes and hits the road. All my friends are cops… I get on with them."

Sure. Meanwhile, one of the stars of Gibson's new movie, Apocalypto, has come to the director's defense, saying the recent DUI arrest / anti-Semitic rampage does not represent the Mel he knows.

Mauricio Amuy Tenorio, a former model who stars as a Mayan chief in the film, said in an interview that the Gibson scandal has taken him by complete surprise.

"I don't have the right to judge what he did," he said, adding that he's never heard anti-Semitic remarks from Gibson on the set. "I don't want to say that he's anti-Jewish."

You don't have to, Mauricio. He already did a pretty good job of it!