Megan Fox has been making the media rounds recently to promote Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and as usual, she's the living embodiment of quotable hotness.
Last week, we learned that Megan thinks Bigfoot is real. This week she's opening up about her sex life with husband Brian Austin Green.
Sadly for Brian, it seems bang sessions in the Fox-Green household are as seldom seen as the legendary Sasquatch.
"Brian doesn't get any intimacy whatsoever," Megan said in a recent interview.
For those of you who are blissfully unaware - Megan married Brian in 2010. The world's greatest minds have been unable to make sense of the pairing, and the leading theory is that Green possesses a magic unicorn penis, as well as the ability to plant money trees.