Megan Fox

We apologize ahead of time for the following post, ladies. You may wanna go stare at Zac Efron calendar photos for a bit, as Megan Fox is at it again.

The actress covers the latest issue of Rolling Stone, inside which she rambles on - again! - about the power of the vagina.

“Men are scared of vaginas,” she said, telling the magazine that a woman is most powerful when she's “completely in charge of her sexuality."

As for her own musty dugout? Fox says she possesses a "powerful, confident vagina.” We can think of approximately 17 million men that would like to find out first hand if that's true.

Regarding the girl-on-girl make-out session with Amanda Seyfried in Fox's new movie, Jennifer's Body, the actress is honest about its intentions.

“Clearly I can’t argue that it’s not gratuitous, because it is."

The same pretty much goes for the following Megan Fox photos from Rolling Stone. Click on each to enlarge:

It's still unclear whether or not Megan Fox is dating Brian Austin Green. At the very least, the pair is hanging out and having sex. (Damn you, BAG!)

But if anyone is hoping to steal the actress from the actor, she recently offered a look inside her heart, telling People:

"I don't like boys who are mean to their mommies. That's a real turn off for me. And I don't like boys who aren't chivalrous. To me, not being respectful is a big deal."

While at the Toronto International Film Festival, Fox added:

"I like someone who has a super gentle spirit and energy. I'm really gentle, and so I like a boy who will treat me that way."

She's also a complete and utter bitch, at least according the crew of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Shockingly, Fox dismisses this criticism.

"I was never a bad girl and am still not," Fox said. "I just speak my mind openly. That's who I am."

Last week, Megan Fox compared director Michael Bay to Hitler. We thought that was as mean as one can get.

Until we read the letter that crew members on Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen wrote!

Many that worked with Bay and Fox on the summer blockbuster wrote an open letter, posted it on the Transformers website and laid into Fox harder than most men dream of. These are direct quotes from it:

• "We’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies...she never smiles."
• "When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able."
• "She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work."

And, the whopper to end the letter: Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch.

Well, okay then. Hopefully Fox will have an equally entertaining, scantily-clad response.

According to many insiders, Megan Fox doesn't just suck her thumb; she sucks at life!

Megan Fox has shouted it for months: I am not Angelina Jolie!

That might be the case, but a new report that states the actresses are pitted against each other for the lead role in Barbarella, the remake of a 1968 film, won't do much to dispel the comparisons between these beauties.

"This will be the first time Ange and Megan have ever faced off for the same role," a source told MSN in Canada. "Ange is really feeling the pressure. Ange knows that to win roles she has to look youthful."

It probably doesn't help Jolie's focus that her private life in reportedly in shambles. A totally unreliable tabloids claims Brangelina has separated.

While fans can compare the sexy stars below, there's little doubt Fox is on a hot streak these days. She's starring in a much-publicized movie that opens on September 18 (Jennifer's Body) and she's hosting the 35th season premiere of Saturday Night Live.

No wonder an insider said that "Megan is stunning and fast becoming a huge star. Angelina is petrified."

Should she be? Who would you choose to rail between this pair of actresses?

Megan Fox says a lot of silly things. For example, she compared director Michael Bay to Hitler last week.

So men around the world can only hope this is just another case of the actress speaking without thinking, as she recently told MTV News that she'd never make a sex tape.

"That's the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex," Fox told the network.

Okay, fine. Maybe we can see Fox naked in a movie, though, right?

"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film," she added. "It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can't. I just can't."

But... why, Megan?!? Why deny so many fans their hopes and dreams?

"People take everything from you when you're in this business. Your anonymity is stripped from you. They invade every part of your personal life, your relationships. Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!"

Sadly, it looks like these photos are the closest we'll ever get to Megan Fox naked. Click on each to enjoy it to its fullest, fellas...

Megan Fox warned us.

In the latest issue of Wonderland, she said she had mental problems.

So at least Transformers director Michael Bay can refer to that quote when he's asked about his supposed similarities to Hiter. Yes, Hitler.

Speaking on the man that helped make her career, Fox said in the same magazine interview:

"He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. He’s a nightmare to work, for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward. He has no social skills at all. It’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant."

Look, Megan Fox (and insane people at town hall meetings around the nation): Can we please stop comparing people to Hitler? This sinister individual murdered people in a brutal fashion that's unmatched in history.

Comparing Michael Bay or Barack Obama to him insults those that died at his hand; and simply shows a lack of intelligence on your part for needing to resort to such extreme, nonsensical references to make a point.

One wonders why Fox continues to screw herself by saying dumb things. Millions of men around the world will gladly do this deed for her.

This actually isn't very funny.

Sure, Megan Fox says some crazy, hilarious things sometimes. Like stating that women have power over men due to the sheer existence of their vaginas.

But the beautiful actress is apparently aware of her offbeat mental status, so much so that she's worried about ending up like the previous generation's top sex symbol.

“I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe,” Fox told some magazine called Wonderland. “I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality - or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”

For the record: Monroe died of a drug overdose at age 36. She battled bipolar disorder for most of her life.

Even the biggest Megan Fox hater would likely not want her to end up like Monroe. Let's hope she gets help before it's too late.

Let's also hope she keeps posing like this in random publications. Fox might battle mild bouts of schizophrenia, but she also deals with intense bouts of hotness everyday...

As Megan Fox so eloquently stated in a recent interview, women in heterosexual relationships have all the power because they possess a vagina.

This is untactful, offensive to both genders and pretty much true.

But it also helps when you're possessed by satantic forces and can threaten men with an appetite for their flesh.

Such is the case in Jennifer's Body, the upcoming, Diablo Cody-directed thriller in which Fox stars as a cheerleader that gorges on male classmates. She also makes out - and loves it! - with co-star Amanda Seyfried.

Both are pictured below. We have a feeling the movie will be a huge hit. Guys will go to see Megan Fox; women will go to throw tomatoes at the screen every time she appears.

Love Megan Fox, hate Megan Fox or think Megan Fox just says things for attention, everyone must admit:

The ridiculously sexy actress is certainly entertaining.

For example, as the latest Cosmopolitan cover girl, Fox gives the publication an interview in which she provides hope for Jewish men and power to women around the world. Here are a few excerpts:

On monogamy: "I have no problem with commitment–you can’t have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won’t look at him. but I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys."

On her ideal date: “A sexy sandwich with Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill…”

On relationships: "Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win."

On the guys she's been naked for: "I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex - my needing to keep them down.”

On playing games with men: “It’s fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don’t know if I’m hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don’t give a s—. I don’t need someone else’s power. I’m obtaining my own.”

For someone who claims to be into girl-on-girl action, Megan Fox might wanna stop pissing off every warm-blooded female on the planet.

The actress, whose collection of of scantily-clad photos in various magazines doesn't always sit well with other women, told MTV News this week that she had no problem making out with co-star Amanda Seyfried in Jennifer's Body.

Absolutely no problem at all.

"I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss," the actress said, causing us to wonder what the heck Brian Austin Green is doing wrong.

Fox added that Seyfried wasn't nearly as into the same-sex smooch.

"I think she was extremely uncomfortable. I don't think that; I know that. She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing - like, giggling fits that happened in between takes."

Remember, Megan: Olivia Wilde would be happy to make out with you. Seriously, remember that. Please.