Well, that lasted about as long as most men when staring as Megan Fox nude.
Just days after she joined Twitter, the actress has now left Twitter.
All it took were 13 Tweets and one re-Tweet for Fox to realize this was not her thing.
Megan Fox has earned herself the 11th spot in our countdown of Hollywood's hottest bodies.
But the actress hasn't posed for any bikini photos in awhile because she only recently gave birth to her first child, a boy named Noah.
"I can't work out yet because my body is still too fragile," the beauty told Us Weekly a couple weeks ago.
So, how has she shed half the baby weight already? By ignoring items in her cookbook such as a Fettuccine Alfredo Recipe, for starters.
THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!
If you haven't figured it out by now, we've been paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore, and the competition is flat out sweltering.
Keeping the heat rising in the #11 spot here today: Megan Fox!
Most recently, Olivia Munn bikini photos made THG's hot list.
Now, it's another sexy actress we can never get enough of ...
The always- gorgeous Megan Fox made her first official red carpet appearance this week since giving birth to her son Noah September 27.
The 26-year-old actress and her hubby Brian Austin Green attended the March of Dimes Celebration of Babies at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Megan Fox said she only gained 23 pounds during pregnancy and she has about 10 more to go. Well she looks fantastic to us, to say the least!
You can catch her in the highly-anticipated Judd Apatow flick This is 40.
Sorry, fellas, but you need to face it: nary a Megan Fox nude photo exists on the Internet.
And the actress is hard at work ensuring the public is aware of this, as TMZ confirms her legal team has reached out to the ridiculously-named Celebrity Jihadist in an effort to remove a misleading photo on that website.
The image in question is a Photoshopped shot of Fox's face on a naked woman's body.
Sorry, unborn child: not even you can get in the way of Megan Fox being hot.
A pair of new photos have emerged from a shoot this new mother starred in on behalf of the Sharper Image in April.
Yes, ladies, don't hate on her too much, but Fox is four months pregnant when these pictures were snapped. They will be seen in magazines and on billboards this holiday season:
"I have always been a bit of a gadget geek and into different types of technology," Fox says in a statement. "The campaign is a good fit for me because I love electronics."
Fox gave birth to a boy a few days ago. It was her very first child with husband Brian Austin Green.
Say hello to the world's number-one MILF.
Sources confirm to E! News that Megan Fox has given birth to her first child, a son named Noah Shannon Green with husband Brian Austin Green. The blessed event took place on September 27.
“We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love,” Fox wrote on Facebook.
“Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.”
Fox and Green remained notoriously mum about the pregnancy throughout the former's term, with Fox even growing agitated during an interview when asked about her expecting status.
She might get mad at us for bringing this up, but Megan Fox is totally pregnant.
News of the gorgeous actress and husband Brian Austin Green expecting their first child came out in April, but Fox has thus far been loathe to confirm the impending child. But a camera does not lie.
And People Magazine has very clearly caught a glimpse of Fox and her baby bump, as this couple has been vacationing in Hawaii for the past few days.
Green - who looks about ready to kill the paparazzi who dared to snap the picture above - has a 10-year son, Kassius, from a previous relationship. He's on record as saying Fox is an "amazing stepmom."
Now, whether they want to admit it or not, the beauty will have a chance to be an amazing mother in the near future.
Megan Fox turns 26 today and allow us to offer this piece of advice to anyone wanting to with her a happy birthday AND a happy pregnancy:
Stick to the former. Fox can be a bit prickly when asked about the latter.
Still, between you and us, the actress and Brian Austin Green are reportedly expecting their first child together and we wish them nothing but the best.
Professionally, meanwhile, Fox is starting to land roles that see her as much more than a pretty face. She appeared this year in critically-acclaimed hit Friends with Kids and will next be seen in the quasi Knocked Up sequel/spinoff, This is 40.
Wish Fox (and David Boreanaz! And Janet Jackson! And Tori Spelling!) a happy birthday now and then click through this montage in her honor: