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This actually isn't very funny.

Sure, Megan Fox says some crazy, hilarious things sometimes. Like stating that women have power over men due to the sheer existence of their vaginas.

No Botox Here!

But the beautiful actress is apparently aware of her offbeat mental status, so much so that she's worried about ending up like the previous generation's top sex symbol.

“I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe,” Fox told some magazine called Wonderland. “I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality - or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”

For the record: Monroe died of a drug overdose at age 36. She battled bipolar disorder for most of her life.


Even the biggest Megan Fox hater would likely not want her to end up like Monroe. Let's hope she gets help before it's too late.

Let's also hope she keeps posing like this in random publications. Fox might battle mild bouts of schizophrenia, but she also deals with intense bouts of hotness everyday...

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As Megan Fox so eloquently stated in a recent interview, women in heterosexual relationships have all the power because they possess a vagina.

This is untactful, offensive to both genders and pretty much true.

Hot, as Usual

But it also helps when you're possessed by satantic forces and can threaten men with an appetite for their flesh.

Such is the case in Jennifer's Body, the upcoming, Diablo Cody-directed thriller in which Fox stars as a cheerleader that gorges on male classmates. She also makes out - and loves it! - with co-star Amanda Seyfried.

Both are pictured below. We have a feeling the movie will be a huge hit. Guys will go to see Megan Fox; women will go to throw tomatoes at the screen every time she appears.

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Love Megan Fox, hate Megan Fox or think Megan Fox just says things for attention, everyone must admit:

The ridiculously sexy actress is certainly entertaining.

For example, as the latest Cosmopolitan cover girl, Fox gives the publication an interview in which she provides hope for Jewish men and power to women around the world. Here are a few excerpts:

On monogamy: "I have no problem with commitment–you can’t have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won’t look at him. but I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys."

On her ideal date: “A sexy sandwich with Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill…”

On relationships: "Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win."

On the guys she's been naked for: "I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex - my needing to keep them down.”

On playing games with men: “It’s fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don’t know if I’m hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don’t give a s—. I don’t need someone else’s power. I’m obtaining my own.”

Cosmo Article

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For someone who claims to be into girl-on-girl action, Megan Fox might wanna stop pissing off every warm-blooded female on the planet.

The actress, whose collection of of scantily-clad photos in various magazines doesn't always sit well with other women, told MTV News this week that she had no problem making out with co-star Amanda Seyfried in Jennifer's Body.

Megan Fox Nude Pic

Absolutely no problem at all.

"I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss," the actress said, causing us to wonder what the heck Brian Austin Green is doing wrong.

Fox added that Seyfried wasn't nearly as into the same-sex smooch.

"I think she was extremely uncomfortable. I don't think that; I know that. She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing - like, giggling fits that happened in between takes."

Remember, Megan: Olivia Wilde would be happy to make out with you. Seriously, remember that. Please.

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They both love to get naked, one on a hit HBO series; the other in the pages of various magazines.

But, occasionally, both Megan Fox and Anna Paquin wear clothing. It's sad, but true.

Over the last few weeks, each beauty has been spotted out in the same Hervé L. Leroux sheer black dress. The True Blood actress is rocking a long sleeve version of the outfit, but the poses are footwear are similar.

Compare the looks below and then vote in our poll.

megan vs. anna

Who looks best in this outfit?

 

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Let's get this out of the way at the beginning:

Megan Fox will NOT portray Catwoman in the next Batman movie.

Great Britain's The Sun started this rumor a few days ago, it gained a bit of traction and then was shotdown by Hollywood insiders.

But is it really such a bad idea? Michelle Pfeiffer donned the iconic black leather suit in Batman Returns; and then Halle Berry (pictured) took on the role in the critically-lambasted 2004 movie Catwoman.

Neither actress did much with the character. Might Fox's dark features, experience in action films and general sexiness be just what is required for the seductive villain? You tell us!

Very Foxy Megan

Should Megan Fox play Catwoman?

 

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Considering the Megan Fox nude photos that have surfaced online, it's clear this actress is going to hell.

At least that's what her religion taught her to believe.

Megan Kiss

"I was raised Pentecostal, which is one of the most extreme denominations of Christianity that exists. Everything is evil and wrong and will send you to hell," Fox said in a recent interview.

These sins certainly include anything at all related to nudity and sex.

"I had lots of talks about how sex was evil, sex was bad," she said. "I don't ever feel sexy in small clothes. I always feel really insecure."

It's safe to say that Fox has done her best to overcome these fears, often posing in skin-baring outfits. Men everywhere are happy to help the star grow more and more secure.

As for her role in the upcoming movie Jennifer's Body, Fox says the portrayal of a man-eating teenager that gets possessed by a sex-crazed spirit has been cathartic.

"I get to exercise my demons through her. She has really deep, unfriendly insecurities which I can relate to."

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Saturday Night Live just lost every potential female viewer for its September 26 premiere.

The iconic program has tapped Megan Fox to host its return to the air this fall, as she'll be on hand to promote her new movie, Jennifer's Body.

“Megan is psyched to have gotten this opportunity,” the source told Life & Style. “She has a lot of surprises in store for the audience. This is the perfect opportunity for her to show off her comedic skills."

Men everywhere are hoping that's not all she shows off.

Hottie of a Host

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We're really sorry, guys.

It's been days since we last presented you with a set of Megan Fox pictures.

Megan Fox Nude Pic

The actress covered seemingly every magazine on the planet during the weeks leading up to Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, but she's fallen stragely silent ever since.

Fortunately, the beauty anchors a new movie, Jennifer's Body, which hits theaters next month. Expect the latest issue of SciFi Now to be the first in a long line of publications that features the ravishing star. Score!

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... Elle? You Bet. So much so that we got to use that bad pun a second time! We're sorry for that. We couldn't think of any funny Jennifer's Body comments.

Anyway, these outtakes from Megan Fox's Elle photo shoot from earlier this summer have just been released, and they pretty much speak from themselves.

Words cannot do justice to the star. Drool, however, will do the job ...

Hot Megan Fox Picture

Completely forgot what you were doing? Sorry. We blame Megan Fox.

We're just wondering here, what is the angle from the standpoint of a women's fashion magazine to feature these Megan Fox pictures? Maybe it's just us, but a scantily-clad Megan Fox doesn't seem like it would be a big sell for Elle.

Not that we're complaining. Click to enlarge more below!

  • Megan Fox Elle Outtake
  • Up Close and Foxy
  • A Foxy Megan Pic
  • A Fox Picture
  • Black and White Fox
  • Megan Fox Elle Cover
  • Megan Fox Swimsuit Pic
  • Megan Fox Elle Pic

Megan Fox Biography

Controversial Actress Megan Fox is best known for her role in Transformers and, well, for being absolutely gorgeous. This is an actress on the rise. She often... More »
Born
Birthplace
Megan Denise Fox
Full Name
Rockwood, Tennessee

Megan Fox Quotes

[It will ]be a badass movie. It's just going to be a popcorn-visual-spectacle, summer film.

Megan Fox [on Transformers 2]

I really enjoy having sex. I’m young and have a lot of hormones. I’m always in the mood.

Megan Fox
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