Megan Fox

The good folks in Brazil really want their citizens to learn English, and they're going to sexy extremes to accomplish this mission.

In a new commercial that focuses on ESL (English as a Second Language), two men arrive on an island... full of Megan Fox clones! The actress and her similarly hot friends beg the boys to speak to them in English.

Alas, they cannot and the result is banishment to a slightly less attractive locale: Mike Tyson island. Watch now:

Welcome to Megan Fox Island!

The process of finding a host for the 2012 Academy Awards trailer may have been a bit of a mess, but it's hard to go wrong with the final choice: Billy Crystal will return to helm the show for the ninth time.

That is, as long as Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel can find him.

In the first official promo for the 84th Oscars, which airs February 26 in Hollywood, the Transformers co-stars team up to track down this year's host. Along the way, they run into Vinnie Jones, a practically unrecognizable Robin Williams and William Fichtner.

Watch the summer blockbuster-esque trailer now and sound off: Are you excited for the ceremony?

Oscars Trailer

Armani has released three new photos of Megan Fox from its upcoming holiday collection, to which we'd like to say: thank you, Armani!

Past ads featuring the actress have focused on her body - we especially recommended THIS VIDEO - as Fox modeled for the company's lingerie line.

But the above pictures take a close look at her face and represent Armani's new cosmetics campaign, which will hit stores in time to be stuffed into your loved one's stockings. Speaking of stuffing things into dark places... sorry. Nevermind.

We'll just let you stare at Fox now.

Megan Fox has already feuded with Michael Bay, and she isn't too happy with Shia LaBeouf. But the actress has saved her latest fury for a surprising target:

Marilyn Monroe.

The 25-year-old tells Italian fashion magazine Amica that she's in the process of laser removing the tattoo of the legend from her forearm because "she was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life."

Worst Megan Fox photo ever, we know. Here's one to make up for it, guys.

It's true that Monroe died at age 36 of a drug overdose. But Fox nine other tattoos on her body, including a quote in honor of Mickey Rourke, her co-star in Passion Play and not exactly a model citizen himself.

Brian Austin Green is married to Megan Fox and gets to wake up to THIS every morning. He also gets to take full advantage of THIS.

But the actor is still in a bad mood these days, sources tell OK! Weekly, because Shia LaBeouf opened his mouth and said it was once all over Fox's body.

"They went through an incredibly rocky period when she and Shia were filming Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," an insider tells the tabloid. "Having Shia run his mouth now and brag about sleeping with Megan is awful for them.”

Technically, Fox and Green were on a break at the time, but we've all seen Friends. We've all been there ourselves. That grey area doesn't exactly make it easier to imagine a huge Hollywood star giving it to your wife.

We feel for you, Brian. But only to a certain extent. You are still married to Megan Fox, after all.

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Megan Fox is a natural beauty.

That's the message this actress would like to send out, as she posted a quartet of photos to her Facebook page yesterday under the heading: “Things you can’t do with your face when you have Botox." Examples, as seen here?

Furrowing one's brow. Raising one's eyebrows. Mounting Shia LaBeouf. Just kidding about the last one.

Rumors of Fox undergoing plastic surgery heated up a year ago. But these photos are proof enough for us that her face is botox-free.

As for those breasts, we may need a closer look...

Do you think Fox has had plastic surgery?

Megan Fox is ready for her close up.

Featured in Giorgio Armani's summer 2011 beauty campaign, the actress seduces with her blue eyes and sexy lips, which is a change from earlier ads that focused on her body. Her ridiculous, ridiculous body...

Click HERE to watch a video of Fox as the "face of beauty."

Says the actress of her role with this iconic brand:

"I never anticipated or imagined that I would be working with someone like Mr. Armani. He's an icon and his brand is so iconic. He has a really amazing energy and I'm just really flattered and humbled to be a part of it."

Oh, by the way: we really hate you, Shia LaBeouf.

Shia LaBeouf may come across as a sort of shady dirtball who kisses and tells. But an on-set source says this about the Transformers star:

He's not a liar.

Get a room, Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf. Wait, you allegedly already did!

Following the actor's admission that he slept with Megan Fox during shooting on the movie's sequel a couple years ago, an insider confirms to Us Weekly:

"Yes, Megan and Shia hooked up... I think they were drawn together because it was so ugly working on that film," adding that Fox was NOT dating Brian Austin Green at the time because "they had a 10-month break before getting back together."

This mole also says Fox was not fired from the franchise. She simply said "enough and quit."

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Megan Fox did not enjoy the company of Michael Bay on the set of Transformers.

But the opposite can apparently be said of her time spent filming that movie with Shia LaBeouf. In the latest issue of Details, the actor says he totally got it on with his gorgeous co-star, nodding when asked if he and Fox ever hooked up, according to the author.

"Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them," he said. "I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing."

We're guessing LaBeouf would give this tryst better reviews than critics gave his most recent movie.

Fox is married to Brian Austin Green, but the pair broke up and got back together so many times prior to finally tying the knot that it's impossible to know if she was spoken for at the time of her alleged Shia shagging.

In related news: we officially despise Shia LaBeouf.

Has the truth finally come out?

While Megan Fox claims she left the Transformers franchise on her own, director Michael Bay tells the latest issue of GQ that it was her comparison of him to Hitler that led to her ousting - and that it was producer Steven Spielberg's decision to let her go.

"She was in a different world, on her BlackBerry," Bay says of the star. "You gotta stay focused. And you know, the Hitler thing. Steven said, 'Fire her right now.'"

Note to Megan Fox: You can compare us to murderous dictators all day long!

Bay says he's not mad at Fox ("When you're days and months on a set, it's like a family. You say rude things and you make up."), but he also sarcastically apologizes to her:

"I'm sorry, Megan. I'm sorry I made you work twelve hours. I'm sorry that I'm making you show up on time. Movies are not always warm and fuzzy."

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has come on board the franchise and, based on the horrific trailer and previews for Dark of the Moon, let's say this: Fox's comments may have been the best career move she could have made.

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