by Suzanne Davis at

Ashley Wagner's figure skating short program was hot but the judges scores left her cold.

The 22-year-old American skater did a little shimmy with joy as she took her bows on the ice, confident her performance was excellent. But when she saw her score - a 63.10 - she couldn't hide her disappointment.

Like, at all.

Ashley Wagner Bullshit Face

Wagner's shocked face quickly became the Sochi Olympics version of McKayla Maroney's "not impressed" face from the 2012 Summer Olympics.

"Bullsh*t", she mouthed to her teammates, although she later amended her statement to "To score that low was very disappointing to me," when she spoke to reporters.

Ashley Wagner Is Not Impressed

The score put Wagner in fourth place but it was good enough to advance the U.S. to the next round, where they ended up with a bronze medal in team skating.

I think she deserves a gold medal in awesome faces, in any case.

Remember when McMayla Maroney wasn't impressed either at the 2012 Summer Olympics? Check out the best of that meme in our sideshow:

McKayla Maroney: Not Impressed!
McKayla Maroney is not impressed with her silver medal at the vault in the Olympics. Ho hum.
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McKayla is Not Impressed!

1. McKayla is Not Impressed!

McKayla Maroney is not impressed with her silver medal at the vault in the Olympics. Ho hum.


McKayla Maroney at the Royal Wedding

2. McKayla Maroney at the Royal Wedding

McKayla Maroney is not impressed with the royal wedding. Like at all.


Not Impressed at Iwo Jima

3. Not Impressed at Iwo Jima

Not even the Marines raising the flag at Iwo Jima during WWII can impress McKayla.


The Grand Canyon

4. The Grand Canyon

National treasure? Eh. McKayla is not impressed by three million years of erosion.


Not Impressed with the Guys

5. Not Impressed with the Guys

Seriously dudes. McKayla does not like what she sees here all that much.


Unimpressed with Kim and Kris' Wedding

6. Unimpressed with Kim and Kris' Wedding

McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Kim and Kris' wedding. She had this pegged from the beginning!


McKayla Maroney and Ryan Gosling

7. McKayla Maroney and Ryan Gosling

If Ryan Gosling calling her is not impressive, the girl drives a hard bargain!


Dwight Howard Trade

8. Dwight Howard Trade

McKayla is not impressed with the Lakers trading for Dwight Howard.


Not Impressed By Paris Hilton

9. Not Impressed By Paris Hilton

McKayla Maroney is not impressed with Paris Hilton's DJ career. Or anything for that matter.


Safety School

10. Safety School

McKayla Maroney is not impressed by your acceptance letter to WSU.


McKayla Maroney Not Impressed With Eastwooding

11. McKayla Maroney Not Impressed With Eastwooding

Clint Eastwood's RNC speech did not impress McKayla Maroney. Few things do.


Not Impressed Meme

12. Not Impressed Meme

McKayla and her teammates strike McKayla's signature pose.


McKayla Maroney Pic

13. McKayla Maroney Pic

McKayla Maroney, unimpressed in a leggy Twitpic!


President Obama and McKayla Maroney

14. President Obama and McKayla Maroney

President Obama meets McKayla Maroney in this photo. And he's not impressed.


McKayla Maroney Face

15. McKayla Maroney Face

McKayla Maroney makes her signature "not impressed" face on the Late Show with David Letterman August 14, 2012.


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by Free Britney at

McKayla Maroney has already her sights set on the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in 2016. But please note, she's not doing it to impress you.

She's had 2016 in her mind since her now-famous look of consternation while standing on the platform when she earned a silver for vaulting in London.

"I was standing there thinking, 'Man, now I've got to go to Rio. I was already thinking about what I had to do for 2016," Maroney told the AP this week.

If she can pull it off, it truly will impress people.

Female gymnasts have a small window in which to compete at the Olympic level, since their sport is so hard on their bodies, which change as they age.

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by Free Britney at

McKayla Maroney is not impressed by much.

She's just hard to please ... don't blame a girl for having high expectations of herself and others. The Olympics' funniest Internet meme continues today with the U.S. gymnastics standout still not impressed by various people and events.

Specifically, the Dwight Howard trade ... the rest of the NBA may be shaking in its collective high-tops, but one sports star is so like, "Whatever."

McKayla and Dwight

This is not to say that McKayla's demanding standards are reserved for sports alone. She was equally unmoved by Kim Kardashian's wedding ...

McKayla and Kim

... and Paris Hilton's new quote-unquote "career" ...

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by Free Britney at

McKayla Maroney's brutally honest, unmoved reaction after winning the silver medal and not the gold in the Olympic individual vault competition earlier this week has spawned a hilarious Internet meme starring the American gymnast.

If you missed it, here's McKayla's expression:

McKayla is Not Impressed

Hey, you can't blame a girl for her high standards, or for wearing her heart (and look of disappointed apathy) on her sleeve. She just expects better.

This demanding philosophy extends to all facets of Maroney's life, it turns out.

According to a new Tumblr created in honor of the exacting vault queen, McKayla is not impressed by the well-endowed U.S. rowing team either ...

McKayla, Rowers

... or the 2011 Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton ...

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