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George Clooney. Patrick Dempsey. Brad Pitt. Jennifer Aniston. Christie Brinkley. Aishwarya Rai. With some celebrities, there's simply no doubt when you gaze upon them. The gut reaction is "He [she] is so beautiful!"

Pete Wentz is not one of those people.

We think that's clear, having, you know, seen pictures and videos of Pete Wentz before. But People magazine, in an effort to act cool and trendy, decided to include the Fall Out Boy bassist / Ashlee Simpson boy toy in annual its list of the world's most beautiful individuals.

Seriously, People. WTF. What's next, Marilyn Manson? Dudes wearing makeup is great for publicity and selling records - and it doesn't stop you from scoring with hot girls, either. But let's not kid ourselves and call Pete Wentz beautiful, k?

He's as good looking as Britney Spears is stable.

Anyway, we'll make up for posting this Pete Wentz pic with some images of some others who (deservedly) made the People's list of the Most Beautiful People of 2007. You don't often see Matthew McConaughey with a shirt on. Take it in… as you wish he'd take it off!!!!

In case you can't identify him, that's Prison Break star Wentworth Miller up top with the voluptuous Scarlett Johansson. Then there's McConaughey, of course, loving life in all his chiseled glory. Jennifer Garner, super mother and super actress, is always a favorite of The Hollywood Gossip

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The most shocking aspect of the Matthew McConaughey picture below? No, it's not the fact that the hunky actor is actually wearing a shirt.

Nor is it the hand holding with Brazilian model, Camila Alves. After all, those two have been rumored to be dating for a few weeks now.

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves Photo

But take your eyes of McConaughey's body for one second, ladies, and peer at his left hand.

Is that a wedding ring? Could he and Alves have gotten hitched? Might the engagement of Usher and Tameka Foster have inspired Matthew to finally settle down?

We don't know for sure. But Lance Armstrong will not be pleased if this is actually the case. Neither will women around the world.

They may need to turn their attention to a half-nude Owen Wilson instead. Yikes.

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We know many men out there want to see more of Kate Moss topless.

No? Is it actually nude Tricia Helfer you're after?

Cute Family

Well, sorry, fellas, this post is all for the ladies. The fairer gender has a difficult decision to make. Do they vote for Matthew McConaughey and a body that is more chiseled than the Statue of David?

Or do they feast their eyes instead on the doughy goofiness of Owen Wilson?

Write in and let us know who you prefer. Meanwhile, guys can at least relax because they needn't make such rash choices. They can just enjoy topless Kim Kardashian in peace.

by Mischalova at . Comments

In this battle of celebrities, we focus on two stars that hate wearing shirts.

As far as Kim Kardashian goes, of course, she hates wearing clothes of any kind. You don't need to purchase her sex tape to know that.

Kim Kardashian Life & Style Cover

Matthew McConaughey, meanwhile, may not get naked and film himself in bed with gorgeous women ... but he still enjoys the bare top half of his birthday suit every chance he gets. And can you blame the hunk? 

Not anymore than you can blame us for enjoying photos of Autumn Reeser in a similar pose.

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Good news, Jessica Simpson: You aren't the only wasted celebrity.

In fact, any time you feel like boozing, there's a good chance Matthew McConaughey will join you. And God bless him for that.

Go UT!

The actor is seen here having a good time during a break from filming Fool's Gold, a movie co-starring Kate Hudson being shot in Australia. Patrons of the bar say the actor was enjoying the scene until around 3 a.m., at which point he and a brunette left to get a "kebob."

We're not entirely sure what that means. Maybe we should ask a nymph such as Keeley Hazell.

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As he promotes his '70s football drama, We Are Marshall, Matthew McConaughey isn't merely wearing a shirt. He's decked out in garish green and brown suit.

"The plaid suit helped me find the character. I loved it. Still wearing them," the actor said.

Bare-Footed McConaughey

But did he love such attire as much as he loves a certain bike-riding pal? Come clean, Matthew, what is the deal between you and Lance Armstrong?

"Lance has been a great friend. He's one of the great new relationships I've found in the last couple years.

"He's a great man. You look for people or ideas who are inspiring and he definitely is. His second chapter, now that he's not riding the tour, is to be the face and leader of cancer research. And he's attacking that just like he did the tour."

Okay, we believe you. Sounds like a normal, Oprah/Gayle-type of friendship to us.
Moving on. Let's talk about that sexy physique (seen here in a beautiful Matthew McConaughey picture). Just how much iron do you pump?

"I haven't been in a gym in years, but I'm in shape. I either run, dance, ride the bike or swim every day. Physically, spiritually and mentally, I try to keep in shape. I feel better and have better energy. I try to eat right."

It sure is working. Even through the actor is no longer dating Penelope Cruz, we're guessing she misses those pecs and abs. The two do remain friends.

"I just saw (her new movie) Volver, in fact," McConaughey told People magazine. "She's going to get an Oscar nomination â€" or she should. She's incredibly excited about that film."

Finally, how did Matthew lose the 16 pounds he put on for We Are Marshall? The new movie he's filming with Kate Hudson, Fool's Gold, forced him to get back into the shape we all know and love.

Presumably, without a shirt on.

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We often mock Matthew McConaughey for taking his shirt off a lot. The truth, of course, is that if The Hollywood Gossip had those abs and pecs, we'd never hide behind a monitor.

Now, though, props must be given to the chiseled actor for keeping all his clothes on in the face of a shady threesome. And, no, it wasn't with Lance Armstrong and his bike.

Magic Mike Cast

McConaughey recently told Loaded magazine the following story:

"Two sisters once offered themselves to me. But they weren't single and one wanted to get away from her husband. I don't jive with that. You don't sleep with someone's lady if they're married because it will return and bite you in the ass."

Amen, Matthew. We'd assume, of course, that the sisters in question were Paris and Nicky Hilton. But neither is married.

The same unwed status removes Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen from the running. So we give up.

Of course, this could've taken place earlier last year ... and Jessica Simpson was still hitched at that time ... and Ashlee likes to have fun ... and Crazy Joe Simpson might have encouraged the romp ...

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Matthew McConaughey
had plenty of reasons to celebrate over the weekend.

His good friend and rumored boy toy, Lance Armstrong, completed the New York City Marathon in under three hours. The actor also turned 37.

Shoeless Matthew

So there was every reason to party hard - but we're a little frightened. Why did the sexy Texan keep his shirt on? As you can tell by every other Matthew McConaughey picture out there, it doesn't take much for the We Are Marshall star to bare half of it all.

Was it cold at the celebration? Has McConaughey put on a few pounds and grown self-conscious? We hope you don't go Kate Bosworth on us, Matthew.

You're beautiful just the way you are.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Move over, Oprah, you're not the only non-gay celebrity anymore.

In the November issue of Details magazine, Lance Armstrong sets the record straight (pun ... intended!) about his relationship with Matthew McConaughey.

Skateboarding Stud

While they do, in fact, have adorable manly nicknames for one another - "LiveStrong" and "J.K. Livin" - the two are merely good buddies. Not that the pair didn't think about more, Lance joked:

"We tried it. Wasn't for us."

The two Austin natives have been friends for years, but really started to bond, says Armstrong, when their respective relationships with Sheryl Crow and Penelope Cruz dissolved.

Now single, each deals with tabloid attention differently.

"He's all tin cans and yam," says Lance of the famously granola McConaughy. "I get s**t on my Blackberry ... My cell phone. Most of it is bulls**t."

Perhaps Armstrong should hire Rumer Wills as a personal assistant to deal with such nonsense.

Just a thought.

Elsewhere, Armstrong expresses shock that President Bush wouldn't fork over $1 billion for his charity - given that bird flu, he says, received $7 billion. And he sets the record straight about Jake Gyllenhaal portraying his life story: He's not.