Get ready to feel poor!
Parade magazine has unveiled its annual list of the top earners in Hollywood from 2013 and it turns out (we hope you're sitting down for this) some of these people make a whole lot of money!
If you thought the music industry was dead, think again. Miley Cyrus tops the list of female earners, having pulled in an estimated $76.5 million. That oughta buy Miley enough pot and new dogs to get her through the next six months or so.
Topping the list for men as the year's overall highest earner is famed cross-dresser and guy white people pretend they've heard of - Tyler Perry. Perry pulled in a cool $78 million last year on the strength of his films, television shows, stage plays and books.
Watch out Oprah - sounds like Madea's going for the Ultimate Multi-Media Mogul crown!