It's surprising Britney Spears hasn't hit rock bottom yet, but she's tryin' y'all. The latest debacle, as reported yesterday, involves a topless Britney in a pool with Matt Encinias.
Britney Spears? Making out with some random guy? Drunk? Yeah. It's quite strange behavior from Hollywood's reigning bastion of sanity and maturity.
According to the Us Weekly and The Sun, Britney decided to strip off her top and go at it with Matt Encinias after her assistant told him Britney wanted to fool around.
Wait, so it's her assistant's job to inform guys that Britney is feeling horny? We can't imagine why Alli Sims left this exciting position for her own singing career.
In any event, the latest reports are that Britney swigged from a bottle of Jack Daniel's and downed Mojitoss before flashing her breasts and playing a game of truth or dare.
Matt Encinias - who is being reported by some sites as Mike Encinias - kept his trunks on somehow as straggly-haired Britney groped him.
Encinias, an extra on her new music video shoot, says that Britney later tried to seduce him back in her hotel suite - while wearing nothing but pink panties.
"I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties. She looked like she was ready - I wanted to finalize it," Encinias told The Sun.
Matt Encinias goes to town on Britney Spears in an L.A. hotel's rooftop pool.
Britney and Matt / Mike had been kissing in the pool of the Standard Hotel a few hours earlier. The singer pulled the plug on the pole-dancing shoot for "Give Me More" (you gotta be kidding) after breaking down and sending the crew home.
"Britney was drinking Mojitos and was drinking some Jack Daniel's. Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top. She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses," Encinias recants.
Matt Encinias then says he kissed Britney Spears after her assistant told him the singer wanted to "make out" with him.
"She straddled me and put her legs around me. Britney had more drinks ... we were having Jack and Mojitos with me feeling Britney's boobs and kissing her neck."
He continues: "Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect. She is a great kisser. A phenomenal kisser."
Encinias was invited back to Britney's suite once the party was over at 4 a.m. He was planning to spend the night with Spears â€" until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned while drunk in the pool. What a shame. Cock blocked by a passed-out pal!
You know how it goes, though. Bros before hos. Right, Brody Jenner?