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Are you troubled by the odd fashion sense of Mary-Kate Olsen and sister Ashley Olsen? Are you as disturbed as Bob Saget every time you see the Olsen twins, for that matter?

We are. But in this exciting new eBay auction, you can at least pretend they know how to dress themselves. By doing it yourself, that is!

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Seriously, you can bid (by follow the link above, for just $8.00) on these terrifying adorable Olsen twins dolls in a convertible, rocking in their very own "apples and oranges" PJs. Great. Sadly, a Max Snow doll is not included...

If you're crafty, you can make them their very hobo lumberjack outfits or bags that might weigh as much as they do. Not the dolls, but the actual twins. Think of all the fun things you can do with these!

Other eBay items we'd love to bid on if it were possible
:

  • The knives responsible for Ashlee Simpson's bad plastic surgery
  • An autographed picture of the entire Brangelina clan
  • Kevin Federline's debut album (just kidding)
  • A date with Haley Scarnato

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According to a recent interview given by Kim Kardashian, she really isn't all that rich.

The same definitely can't be said of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. According to Forbes magazine, the thin, ghastly sisters are the top-earning stars under the age of 21.

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The duo â€" who don't turn 21 until June 13 â€" made an estimated $40 million in 2006 thanks to their "tween" market base, ages 8 to 12. That makes sense. We know adults, such as former Full House star Bob Saget, aren't buying such crap.

The number-two wealthy minor in the spotlight, according to the financial publication, is Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe. We wonder if the fact this actor is baring it all in the London West End production of the stage drama Equus will cause this ranking to increase or decrease.

Lindsay Lohan came in third, with $6 million in earnings. And you wonder why Brody Jenner is going after this actress.

Okay, maybe you don't.

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Bob Saget can't believe it. At the DVD Release Party for "Farce of the Penguins," he was confronted by his longtime TV daughter. Both of them.

Having blocked out his years on the G-rated series Full House, the surprisingly foul-mouthed comic was stunned to learn that the adorable Michelle Tanner was actually played by two girls - identical twins Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen - and that neither has enjoyed a good meal since they were on the program. Nor do they own mirrors...

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We're with you, Bob. We're with you. Seeing the Olsen Twins always delivers a shock to our systems as well. Saget also was overheard wondering aloud why the hell Stavros Niarchos would hit that, and asking where Candace Cameron was.

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Despite her ever-changing hair color, Mary-Kate Olsen (below, left) has kept one constant in her life - anorexia. Oops, we mean her boyfriend. That's Max Snow. He's a New York rocker type, people say. He may or may not be an actual musician (our research team is trying to confirm that), but he's a rock star in the eyes of Mary-Kate.

Max and his hobo lumberjack girlfriend, who have been an item since October, head out for coffee before checking out an L.A. art gallery on Thursday. Looks like they are having a fun time. Which is great, because Mary-Kate should enjoy herself now before Max Snow stars railing Paris Hilton, as is customary for her beaus.

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Meanwhile, sister Ashley Olsen, who's gone back to blonde herself, shows off her dark sense of style during a solo shopping outing in Beverly Hills on Thursday. Oh, those crazy Olsen Twins, always having to look the same. Which reminds us, there are probably some Full House re-runs on somewhere. That Kimmy girl is so hot!

Is it just us, or does Ashley look like an evil villain of some sort in that picture? Or a zombie? She and the vampire who possessed Britney Spears yesterday should hang out.

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Oh, those crazy Olsen Twins.

Tired of having her boyfriends pilfered by the Hilton Sisters, and weary from having shunned food since 1999, Mary-Kate Olsen has become deranged. How else can you explain this look (below, left)? She looks like a drunk, homeless lumberjack in no pants. That's hard to top. 

Mary-Kate Olsen of Weeds

Wow. David Katzenberg would be rolling in his grave if he could see this.

Meanwhile, her sister Ashley Olsen (above, right) looks surprised to see the light of day as she steps out of a car. The glare shouldn't come as a big shock when you live in Southern California... unless, of course, you happen to be a crazed, baby-eating zombie.

Dressed in black from head-to-toe, Ashley luckily avoided transforming into a bat on Monday by escaping into a safe haven known as Barneys. Phew.

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We used to think the Olsen Twins would turn out alright. Okay, that's not true. But we had no idea they would devolve quite this hard. Once a cute pair of child stars, they've been stripped of all that is human, courtesy of a long and hard Hollywood upbringing - and probably a fair share of mind-altering drugs. Now the zombie cyborg freaks are out for blood.

Mary-Kate Olsen of Weeds

Seriously, don't they scare you? They look robotic, more machine than woman, more terrifying than attractive. Ashley Olsen has bigger problems than being on PETA's $h!t list, and Mary-Kate Olsen can forget about parking tickets or losing all her men to the Hilton sisters (speaking of which, wonder how good ol' David Katzenberg is doing these days). They've officially lost their minds.

If you love your children, hide them from the undead. Do so now. These chicks are dangerous. On the plus side, at least zombies get hungry, unlike Nicole Richie.

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Yes, apparently they need to buy some calendars with their dueling $150M fortunes. Halloween's over, losers! In this picture, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are dressing for success... either in the underworld, or some lame party somewhere.

Perhaps they're just trying to put a scare into Paris and Nicky Hilton, who seem intent on screwing their ex-boyfriends. Regardless, these would make some scary ass Halloween costumes. Hopefully they save them 'til next year. We are seriously creeped out. Not as much as when we see Nicole Richie, but close. Check it out:

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So who's who? If you must know, Mary-Kate Olsen is the Red Devil, while Ashley is Black Death. At least that's what we're calling those crazy, possibly satanic Olsen twins. They sure look ready to suck. Blood, that is.

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In case you didn't believe us earlier, Nicky Hilton really is dating the ex of Mary-Kate Olsen. Yes, we know that we first reported it was the ex-beau of Ashley Olsen. But here's the thing -- they look really similar, those crazy Olsen girls! Try to watch Full House and tell them apart! Seriously! They're like twins! In any case, our bad. Please direct your attention below.

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On the left, you'll see David Katzenberg, son of very rich Dreamworks co-founder Jeffrey Katzenberg, and Mary-Kate Olsen chilling. They look like a cute couple -- except for the whole Mary-Kate part. Good riddance.

On the right, you'll see David Katzenberg and Nicky Hilton getting out of a car and looking more than a little confused.

Why the puzzled expressions? Perhaps because Nicky just posted bail for David? What is with that orange jumpsuit? Is that what the kids think is trendy these days? In any case, he looks like a cool guy. Snoop Dogg would be proud... fo' shizzle, dizzle!

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Hotel heiress Nicky Hilton has apparently learned her lesson from big sister Paris about where to find love -- from those crazy Olsen twins!

That's right, Nicky and Paris Hilton cannot get enough ass. From men that used to get it from the Olsens. And who also just happen to be filthy rich.

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Paris, of course, famously had her way with Greek shipping heir Stavros "The Greek God of Poontang" Niarchos after he'd tanged Mary-Kate Olsen.

Now, Nicky Hilton is moving in on another man that Mary-Kate -- who's trailing by a significant margin in T.H. Gossip's exclusive Olsen twins poll -- used to bed but no longer deems worthy of her annoying time.

Nicky, according to the New York Post, has taken up with David Katzenberg, the ex of Ashley and the son of billionaire DreamWorks co-founder Jeffrey Katzenberg. She just dumped Entourage star Kevin Connolly last month.

But Katzenberg's kidding himself if he thinks he's seeing Nicky Hilton nude on the first or second date. Says a Post spy: "They have gone to dinner but have not hit the clubs together. They are trying to keep it quiet for a little bit and keep it on the sly."

One has to wonder how long Nicky can keep anything on the sly... especially when dating the ex of Ashley Olsen's sister, who's the son of a billionaire. Well, here's hoping that Nicky finds some happiness this time... and that there are no shortage of brutal, hair-pulling cat fights along the way.

It's hard to handicap a favorite in that scenario, but we're going with Paris and Nicky over Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen. Those cuties from Full House couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have gone to great lengths to differentiate themselves in the past few years. Changing their hair color, adopting different styles, eschewing food at different periods in their lives, etc.

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That being said, T.H. Gossip can only wonder why Ashley (right) would now change her hair, an revert back to an identical hair-and-clothing look as Mary-Kate? Somewhere, Stavros Niarchos is smiling. Why? No clue. The dude might be back together with Paris Hilton!

The only thing we could come up with, as far as the Olsens' style swap is concerned, is that maybe they're trying to bring together a divided America, which can't decide what it thinks of these two young ladies. Or that they are on massive amounts of drugs, Nicole Richie-style.

We celebrated their thumbs-ups and oh-so-cute expressions Full House, only to be repelled years later by their insistence upon wearing their entire closet when they appear in public.

So it goes for Mary-Kate Olsen and her twin sister, Ashley, who were first billed on Full House as the mysterious hybrid Mary-Kate Ashley Olsen, as the producers did not want viewers to know Michelle was played by twins.

But if their precious movies and television glory taught us anything, it's that interchangeable switcheroo twin fun can always reignite a love gone cold.

Oh, those crazy Olsen twins.

Mary-Kate Olsen Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen Quotes

It's weird to be called a celebrity or talk about it. I don't talk about being a celebrity in my business meetings. I don't talk about it with my friends. It's not a part of my life. It's a media perception of who I am.

Mary-Kate Olsen

He does not have a good temper.

Mary-Kate Olsen [on Spencer Pratt]
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