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Who won this version of the contest, featuring the fashion-impaired, increasingly troll-like Olsen Twins? It was a tough call, but we chose Stephanie!

Posted in: The Olsen Twins

Diana Wolozin, the masseuse who discovered Heath Ledger when the actor was found dead Tuesday, spent nine minutes making three phone calls to Mary-Kate Olsen before she called 911, the Associated Press reports.

She called Mary-Kate Olsen a fourth time after paramedics arrived.

Posted in: Heath Ledger

With Mike Vick and his cohorts safely behind bars, PETA is going after the evil Olsen Twins, dedicating an entire website and MySpace to that effort.

Fittingly, they have dubbed the anorexic former child stars "The Trollsens" and individually named them Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen.

Posted in: The Olsen Twins

If Sean Avery has gone back to Lake Bell, one can't blame Mary-Kate Olsen from taking out her anger at the hockey star by pucking around with an ex of her own.

Perez Hilton is reporting that Mary-Kate Olsen was getting very "friendly" with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos at Hyde on Monday night. Oh, snap, Sean!

Posted in: Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen Quotes

It's weird to be called a celebrity or talk about it. I don't talk about being a celebrity in my business meetings. I don't talk about it with my friends. It's not a part of my life. It's a media perception of who I am.

Mary-Kate Olsen

He does not have a good temper.

Mary-Kate Olsen [on Spencer Pratt]