Good grief. We thought our Spooky Halloween Costume gallery was terrifying when we first compiled it... but that was before a snubbed, sickly celeb decided to show T.H. Gossip up.

Yes, it's Mary-Kate Olsen. Or a really realistic-looking ghost. We aren't really sure which, but regardless, she/it has evidently not eaten since August. Those crazy Olsen twins have enough money to buy the entire food supply of some countries, but can't bring themselves to ingest the occasional meal.

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The Hollywood Gossip is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world that you might never have considered. Because they are pointless, and above all, not real.

Our current match-up features a pair of sisters... that's four celebs in all. You know these siblings well, and may harbor strong feelings towards them. Some of you may have even slept with one of them. Who are we to say? All we know is that when the gloves come off between the Olsen Twins and the spawn of Crazy Joe Simpson, you are gonna see some insane $h!t.

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In romance news, don't mistake Mary-Kate Olsen for a pushover just because she's an anorexic, scary-looking, alien-like stick-figure.

The itty-bitty former Full House star maintained what is being called a "tight grip" on her rocker-looking "date" while making the scene at NYC hotspot Bungalow 8 with sister Ashley on Thursday night, the New York Post.

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Mary-Kate Olsen Biography

Mary-Kate Olsen of Weeds Mary-Kate Olsen looks a lot like another former child star. We're talking about Ashley Olsen. We're saying Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are... More »
Born
Birthplace
Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen Quotes

It's weird to be called a celebrity or talk about it. I don't talk about being a celebrity in my business meetings. I don't talk about it with my friends. It's not a part of my life. It's a media perception of who I am.

Mary-Kate Olsen

He does not have a good temper.

Mary-Kate Olsen [on Spencer Pratt]