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Star Magazine, also known as the beacon of celebrity news integrity, has a great story this morning - that Ashley Olsen is contemplating getting some larger breasts and trying to persuade twin sister Mary-Kate to get them as well.

“Ashley is considering getting her boobs done - she wants to be more voluptuous," reports a supposed insider. "And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn’t be glaringly obvious."

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The article continues: "That way, they could say that they had just both matured and were filling out naturally.” Mmm hmm. Just like Audrina Patridge.

Mary-Kate Olsen, according to the report, is not a fan - she is “horrified” by the idea and “hates being told what to do and how to look by Ashley.”

NOTE TO THE OLSEN TWINS: If looking "voluptuous" is really the goal, you might start with a little nourishment. Seriously. Try the bacon cheeseburger the next time you're out. Not only will it "fill you out," but it will piss off PETA.

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They really do. And we're not talking about eating disorders, drug problems, the worst fashion sense on Earth, or tangential connections to the death of a prominent actor earlier this year. We mean it in the literal sense!

Check out this Olsen Twins photo and see:

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No word on whether Mary-Kate and Ashley were returning from a three-week African safari, or a trip to the grocery store. Or whether the bodyguards have the other two-thirds of their stuff. Or why they're wearing sunglasses inside.

We could go on. Instead, we invite you to check out the Shannon Twins instead. We think you'll find them slightly more stimulating than these trolls.

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... you know. Both are kinda cute. Neither is super hot. Both are on the celebrity fashion police's most wanted list. Neither enjoys a nice meal. If you were given a choice between Nicole Richie or Mary-Kate Olsen, tell us...

Who would you rather ...

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  • Nic Richie

 

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The investigation into Heath Ledger's death is officially case closed - the high-profile probe was closed abruptly without no charges being filed.

Mary-Kate Olsen had just been subpoenaed by a federal grand jury, but her attorney had been in negotiations with federal authorities since.

The actress was expected to be a part of a DEA investigation into Ledger's death earlier this year - after Ledger's masseuse found his dead body, she used the star's cell phone to dial MK three times before hitting up 911.

But with the case officially closed, Olsen's now off the hook. She must be so relieved. She'll probably start eating regularly now. Oh wait ...

On a related note, sources connected with the Heath Ledger investigation say the Drug Enforcement Administration set a new low with its conduct.

How's this for starters ... no one connected with the case can point to a single other DEA case where a massive investigation was launched over an accidental death in which no criminality was evident - or even hinted at.

Follow this link to continue reading TMZ's investigation into the DEA investigation and power grab, it's pretty surprising ...

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Note to celebrities: Do not stonewall the Feds.

Despite her claim that she has no information that would help clear up the mystery of Heath Ledger's overdose death, Mary-Kate Olsen has been issued a subpoena by the Drug Enforcement Administration office in New York.

The DEA order requires her to testify in front of a grand jury.

In a statement issued Monday, Mary-Kate Olsen's lawyer said that the frail actress had nothing to do with the drugs that killed Heath Ledger and that she has already cooperated with police in the investigation.

Celebrity news media outlets also reported that Mary-Kate Olsen refused to speak to investigators unless she was granted immunity from prosecution.

Access Hollywood broke the news about the subpoena on Tuesday night. No timeline has been given Mary-Kate Olsen might be called to testify.

Five different medications were found in Ledger's body at the time of his death, three of which he'd gotten from doctors in Texas and Los Angeles.

Officials are trying to determine how the late actor had the OxyContin and Vicodin found in his apartment without a legal prescription.

Olsen was the first person Ledger's housekeeper called after his masseuse found the actor dead from an accidental overdose January 22.

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After reports surfaced the FBI is repeatedly trying and failing to get Mary-Kate Olsen to spill it about how Heath Ledger got the drugs that killed him, the skinny one's attorney, Michael Miller, has issued this statement:

"Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger's home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them. Regarding the government's investigation, at Ms. Olsen's request, we have provided the government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger's death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed."

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Brittle Mary-Kate Olsen is at the center of the Heath Ledger investigation.

Cops say the masseuse who found a dead Heath Ledger last January spent nine minutes making three separate calls to Olsen before calling 911.

He then called her again after paramedics arrived. After getting the calls, cops say Mary-Kate sent her bodyguard to go check on the situation.

What does she know and why is she being all shady? If she keeps stonewalling the feds, Mary-Kate will have worse enemies than Spencer Pratt.

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Anorexic actress Mary-Kate Olsen has refused to be interviewed by the FBI, which is probing the accidental drug death of her close friend Heath Ledger unless she receives immunity from prosecution, reports say.

According to the New York Post, the actress' lawyer has repeatedly rebuffed attempts by the feds to question Olsen - the first person called after her masseuse discovered Heath Ledger's lifeless body in his SoHo apartment.

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Frustrated officials may go so far as to obtain a grand-jury subpoena to compel the fashion-challenged actress to talk about The Dark Knight star's behavior, his alleged drug use and the events of that fateful morning in January.

Officials have been interviewing everyone connected to Heath Ledger and his death, including doctors, the masseuse, bodyguards, maids, business associates and even the mother of his 2-year-old daughter, Matilda, Michelle Williams.

"Ms. Williams was extremely nice and cooperative," a source said. "In fact, everyone has been very eager to help, saying what a great guy Heath Ledger was, everyone except Mary-Kate Olsen, who has refused to speak."

Continue reading this article by the New York Post ...

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The Olsen Twins are known as celebrity fashion icons, but sometimes, we gotta admit, we have absolutely no idea why. This is one of those cases.

Celebrity fashion and style critics, chime in: Regarding Mary-Kate Olsen's, um, floral attire in the photo below, do you love it, or would you shove it?

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Mary-Kate Olsen fashion: Love it or shove it?

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Hoping to put an end to a brewing (and hilarious) celebrity feud, Spencer Pratt is apologizing to Mary-Kate Olsen for calling her names.

Specifically, he called M-K "the less cute Olsen twin."

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After Olsen told David Letterman how The Hills star used to throw temper tantrums during their high school soccer games, Spencer Pratt responded with a tirade statement to celebrity news magazine Us Weekly. Now he's sorry, though.

"I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff," Pratt said.

"I know [David Letterman] was just doing his job in asking her about it. He's the best in the game at that."

Spencer Pratt even admitted he is envious of Mary-Kate Olsen.

"I respect Mary Kate as a business-woman," he said. "I'm secretly jealous of her. I want my face on a lunchbox, too!"

Apparently, the bad blood between the two began after Spencer sold photos of Mary-Kate drinking underage to Star magazine while in high school.