Mary-Kate Olsen of Weeds

Mary-Kate Olsen looks a lot like another former child star. We're talking about Ashley Olsen. We're saying Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are sisters. They used to be on some show that was called Full House, when they were oh-so-cute. Now they just look like a pair of anorexic wastes of space. Oh well.

Mary-Kate Olsen used to date Greek pretty boy / rich heir Stavros Niarchos, who later went on to rail Paris Hilton repeatedly, and possibly bone Lindsay Lohan as well before she opted for the vadge. That's gotta sting. MK also dated Max Snow.

Mary-Kate dresses terribly, much like Ashley Olsen and many other Hollywood waifs. Weird.