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Kate Upton and Justin Verlander started dating in late 2012. Most would congratulate the Detroit Tigers ace for landing the ultimate WAG - the trophy girlfriend to end all trophy girlfriends.

If you care more about baseball than boobs, however, you might be screaming for Verlander to drop Kate like a hot rock.

The Cy Young winner has been struggling this season and many believe Upton is proving to be a distraction that Verlander simply can't handle.

If that's the case, at least Justin can take comfort in the fact that he's not the first athlete to fall victim to the curse of Kate:

Justin Verlander
Kate and Justin have been on and off for years. They split in 2013, leading to an epic post-season performance by the Tigers ace. Now that they're back together, Verlander is carrying a career-high ERA.

Yes, despite the fact that Upton just turned 22 earlier this month, she's already, um...rounded the bases with a number of athletes, kinda-athletes, and...mascots?

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Mark Sanchez did not lead the New York Jets to a single offensive touchdown in the team's first preseason game.

But a new report makes it clearer than ever: the quarterback is having no trouble scoring with Eva Longoria!

  • Eva Longoria is Gorgeous
  • Mark Sanchez Photo Op

Rumors of Longoria and Sanchez as an item first started in June and are now heating up after the famous twosome allegedly spent two nights together over Labor Day weekend.

According to The New York Post, Longoria was spotted at Sanchez's home in Bedminster, New Jersey on Friday; she then took in a performance of "Rock of Ages" with the signal caller Saturday and followed that up by dining with Sanchez at Japanese hot spot Nobu in NYC.

Based on her marriage to Tony Parker, of course, we all know Eva has a thing for professional athletes.

The only question remaining: Did Sanchez split the gorgeous actress' uprights... if you know what we mean?!?

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Is Eva Longoria going long with Mark Sanchez? Is the actress this quarterback's new prime target? Might his new tight end be running a button fly pattern? We assume you get the point...

  • Eva Longoria in Monte Carlo
  • Mark Sanchez on the Red Carpet

According to In Touch Weekly, the former Desperate Housewives star and the New York Jets starter are "testing the waters" of a relationship, taking extreme measures to ensure their romance remains under the radar.

Longoria supposedly donned a blonde wig during a recent night out with Sanchez and friends at New York's Hotel Griffou, where the burgeoning couple was spotted "laughing and having a great time."

They then jetted off to the Caribbean a couple weeks later.

Longoria recently split from Eduardo Cruz, while Sanchez was rumored to be an item with Kate Upton, possibly the only woman on Earth from whom Eva would be a step down.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton and New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez are an item, according to the New York Post.

Sanchez has been paying frequent late-night visits to her NYC apartment, having been spotted several times at the voluptuous blonde’s pad since November.

Mark is 25 years old. Kate Upton is 19. Nineteen! Just barely passing the "half your age plus seven" test, that's a step up from his old GF Eliza Kruger, 17.

A Mark Sanchez Pic

Sanchez was seen in the lobby of the building where Kate Upton (who's also been linked to Kanye) lives, carrying gifts for her after a charity event early last month.

On another occasion, Sanchez was spotted coming into the building with bags a minute or two after Upton arrived. They've also been seen at his place of work.

Upton has also attended some Jets games as her sister, Christie Upton, is a manager of client relations for the team and works closely with Mark Sanchez.

Another source insists that Upton and Sanchez are “just friends.”

The Jets QB has also been linked to actresses Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Hayden Panettiere, who’s now dating his teammate Scotty McKnight, in recent years.

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Mark Sanchez has guided the New York Jets to back-to-back AFC Conference Championship Games. But questions remain about the quarterback's decision-making.

Both on and off the field, apparently.

Tournament of THG Couples Bracket

Cameras captured Sanchez with Hayden Panettiere last week, as Rumor Fix reports they entered a hamburger restaurant together and left smiling.

"They seemed very close and very happy," a witness says, although someone close to Panettiere claims the two are, you guessed it, "just friends."

Hayden Panettiere split with boxer Wladimir Klitschko earlier this month, while Sanchez has enjoyed his run as a bachelor in NYC. He's been linked with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Lindsay McCormick, among others.

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Rumors that New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez is dating a 17-year-old high school student have been floating around online for weeks now.

It looks like they're accurate, and his girlfriend's name is Eliza Kruger!

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

Eliza claims she hooked up with Mark Sanchez, 24, with Deadspin and also on Facebook, bragging about getting texts from “MARK F–ING SANCHEZ.”

The daughter of Connecticut hedge funder Konrad “Chip” Kruger also reportedly texted pals who she met at NYC nightclub Lavo on New Year’s Eve.

“You know I’m 17, right?” Eliza recounted of their first conversation.

Mark replied, “Well, we can still talk, but I can’t see you until you’re 18," to which Eliza Kruger helpfully reminded him, “17 is legal in New York.”

They kept in touch and Mark gave her tickets to the Jets vs. Bills game. Later that week, they went on a date and after the date, they hooked up.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Dustin Keller has five touchdown receptions already this season for the New York Jets.

But, according to The New York Post, the third-year pro isn't quarterback Mark Sanchez's favorite tight end. Instead, that honor falls to reporter Lindsay McCormick.

“Mark and Lindsay have known each other as friends for a long time, but have been seeing each other for a few weeks," a source told the newspaper. “Lindsay knows everyone in the football world... she’s close to the Saints’ Reggie Bush and knows some of the Lakers, including Lamar Odom.”

Sanchez has learned from his Jets predecessor: don't try to date Jenn Sterger.

Sanchez previously dated former Sopranos and Entourage star Jamie-Lynn Sigler, while McCormick is denying reports that she's run naked fly patters for the rising star in his bedroom.

“I have known Mark for a number of months, and he is an acquaintance/friend, and anything reported as more than that would be false," she says. "Not to mention, I would never hear the end of the smack talk from my dad, who is a diehard Texans fan... let’s allow Mark to place the focus where it should be - on the Green Bay defense.”

Wow. If these two really aren't dating, can we get McCormick's number?

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