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So, Brooke Hogan wants to be known as a hottie?
Based on the following shot of Hulk and Linda's (very cleanly shaven) daughter, it's apparent this awful singer is trying to move into the modeling world:
But does Brooke have what it takes?
As a comparison, here's a shot of the world's best looking model, Marisa Miller, from a recent GQ photo shoot. Will Hogan ever reach such an insanely hot status?
Which seductress looks best: Brooke Hogan or Marisa Miller?
The Hollywood Gossip likes to break down matchups within the celebrity world so we learn, via readers, which stars are most popular.
Yesterday, we profiled two of the hottest teen heart throbs in the business today, budding Disney channel gods Zac Efron and Joe Jonas.
Today's battle is for the guys.
Sometimes, when we come across Marisa Miller and Brooklyn Decker sprawled on the beach in bikinis, we have no choice but to share them.
And to be quite jealous of the sand.
Follow the jump and tell us, gentlemen (and ladies, too) - which of these Sports Illustrated swimsuit models do you think is hotter?
The fact that Marisa Miller was ranked number-one on Maxim's annual list of the Hot 100 is no surprise. Have you seen this Sports Illustrated swimsuit model?!?
Would you like to now? Ogle away:
Maxim says Marisa Miller is the hottest. FHM says Megan Fox is the sexiest. Which beauty do you think is better looking?
A few selections on this year's top 10 have definitely caught us off guard. Check out the list below (ranked from number-two through number-ten, from left to right), clicking on each picture for a larger version - and to see see the identity of each hottie, of course.
Pay particular attention to number-five, number-nine and number-ten and answer this question: Really?!?
Cynthia Rodriguez may have given birth last night, but that's far from the most exciting news involving baseball and women.
Before a Chicago Cubs game last week, super duper model Marisa Miller threw out the first pitch.
She might not have the same velocity as star pitchers such as Johan Santana, but we'd take Miller on the mound any day. We'd also take her on the night stand, in the shower, over the kitchen counter...
Marisa Miller does this Cubs jersey proud.
There is a show on VH1 called The Shot. Maybe you knew this.
We believe this is a reality show about photographers, but correct us if we're wrong here. You know what certainly isn't wrong, however?
Hot photos of Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr. Bikini pictures, people. Do we need to spell it out for you any clearer?
Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller in bikinis. Yowza!
All we gotta say is if being on a reality show means you get to be a celebrity photo guy and take hot Marisa Miller pictures, where do we sign up?!
The photo of Marisa Miller below is not new.
It was not featured in this February's amazing Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, but in one a couple of years ago.
Still, when it's a nude Marisa Miller you're talking about, does a photo really have to be current to be enjoyable to readers?
We certainly think not, and when we come across photos like this, we are obligated to pass them along. It's part of our job.
Entirely nude except for a painted-on Kings jersey, Marisa Miller actually makes us want to visit the often-overlooked California capital of Sacramento.
Seriously, whoever runs that city needs to plaster this pic on every billboard within 100 miles. Something tells us civic pride and tourism would improve.
We love iPods.
But in the case of 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover girl Marisa Miller, we wish she'd put hers down for a minute. Or even just a second.
Perhaps a nanosecond. Can someone at least get her an iPod Mini?
It must be hot out there, so Marisa Miller took off all her clothes.
The 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition comes out this week.
As usual, the issue is sure to stir up debate among those who think this publication should be reserved for athletes... and those who cannot lift their jaw up off the floor due to a series of Bar Refaeli bikini photos.
Instead of choosing sides, we're simply gonna publish a few images from the issue. You can decide if they're worth getting irked about. For starters, here is this year's cover girl, Marisa Miller, looking beautiful and almost naked:
Meanwhile, Danica Patrick is also barely wearing a bathing suit in this picture. But the race car driver is still wearing more layers (one) than she has wins on the IndyCar circuit (zero):
Lastly, Heidi Klum backs down Will Ferrell in this semi-promotional ad for the actor's new movie, Semi-Pro. We really should have become comedians instead of celebrity gossip mavens: