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There's a faction among us who might say that people like Michael Sam would ruin the sanctity of marriage should gay marriage be made legal nationwide.

But those people obviously aren't looking at the frequent break-ups taking place in Hollywood. Stars who make it more than a year in a marriage are something of a novelty.

Five years? INCONCEIVABLE! 

Britney Spears married Jason Alexander for a whopping 55 hours; Kim Kardashian was married to Kris Humphries for 72 days before they split (their divorce, however, took 581 days to be finalized). 

The price tag on that fairytale happily-ever-three-months-from-now? Around $10 million dollars. (But her wedding to Kanye West? That's coming in at $30 million.)

INSANITY. And they're not alone. Far from it, in fact.

Take a look at the 13 shortest celebrity marriages ...

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian
A mere 72 days after saying "I do," Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian said "I don't anymore." Their divorce took 581 DAYS!

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Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza have made it official. They got married Saturday in Mexico!

Lopez and his fiance have been together since early 2008 and have a two-year-old daughter.

Courtney Mazza and Mario Lopez

They exchanged vows just before sunset at the Mexican seaside estate of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis, which hopefully isn't a harbinger of trouble to come.

Not surprisingly, Mario's celebrity news employer Extra was first to report the news.

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, looks like you have company in the celebrity engagement department today: Mario Lopez has proposed to girlfriend Courtney Mazza.

And she said yes!

The 38-year-old Extra host and Saved By the Bell alumnus popped the question over New Year's weekend in Ixtapa, Mexico, Lopez personally revealed to Us.

Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza

"We took a long walk alone as the sun was setting," recalled Lopez. "I told Courtney that I wanted the mother of my children to have their last name."

"She was silent at first from shock, then she leaped for joy and did a little jete!"

"Besides our daughter's birth, this was the best moment of my life!" Mazza says.

The couple started dating in 2008 and are parents to 2-year-old Gia.

They plan to marry in Mexico at some point later this year. Hooray!

[Photo: WENN.com]

Mario Lopez Biography

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